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#76
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Asari Legend wrote...

Volus Warlord wrote...

I'd hate myself for being a blue-skinned genetic parasite of a space abomination.

Now Volus, on the other hand...



asari are better then volus because they came to the citadel first b itch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<_<


being cuddly has its benefits..though im sure most would rather cuddle with an Asari

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SimonM72 wrote...

ile_1979 wrote...

Asari Legend wrote...

why a reaper they kill people.


Heeey, so do Asari!!!! And they wear tight leather outfits while doing it! :ph34r:


I'd happily die at the hands of an Asari going commando. Posted Image


I'd rather cuddle with one, but if dying is the only way to go...well....at least i'll go down happy :wub:

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plus i would learn all things and be able to tell my daughters stories of my time on earth back on thessia

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ile_1979 wrote...

SimonM72 wrote...

ile_1979 wrote...

Asari Legend wrote...

why a reaper they kill people.


Heeey, so do Asari!!!! And they wear tight leather outfits while doing it! :ph34r:


I'd happily die at the hands of an Asari going commando. Posted Image


I'd rather cuddle with one, but if dying is the only way to go...well....at least i'll go down happy :wub:


I'd rather do more than...cuddlePosted Image

But not with matriarchs. There like millenigonarians. Too old for me

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ile_1979 wrote...

SimonM72 wrote...

ile_1979 wrote...

Asari Legend wrote...

why a reaper they kill people.


Heeey, so do Asari!!!! And they wear tight leather outfits while doing it! :ph34r:


I'd happily die at the hands of an Asari going commando. Posted Image


I'd rather cuddle with one, but if dying is the only way to go...well....at least i'll go down happy :wub:




I would rather ba an asari commando:D

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I just want to know who wouldn't want to be an asari?

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I don't i want to be a reaper dreadnaught.

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Asari Legend wrote...

ile_1979 wrote...

SimonM72 wrote...

ile_1979 wrote...

Asari Legend wrote...

why a reaper they kill people.


Heeey, so do Asari!!!! And they wear tight leather outfits while doing it! :ph34r:


I'd happily die at the hands of an Asari going commando. Posted Image


I'd rather cuddle with one, but if dying is the only way to go...well....at least i'll go down happy :wub:




I would rather ba an asari commando:D


Nvm. post deleted.

Modifié par SimonM72, 23 mars 2012 - 08:10 .


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plz some one answer

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101ezylonhxeT wrote...

I don't i want to be a reaper dreadnaught.


wrong answer<_<

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Asari Legend wrote...

 Being an asari would be totally cool because you get natural biotic powers.:lol:


Okay, let's ruin that for you:

  • if you'd be an asari, then all other kids would be, too. So no "beating up" because they're stronger then you, just like in your real life. :happy:
  • at least a few hundred years either killing people for money shaking your ass on a pole
  • 1000 years full of wars and death, anywhere you go
  • contant sexual harrassment
  • Your loved ones (if not asari) will grow old and die over and over again.
Think that should do it. :devil:

Modifié par GODzilla_GSPB, 23 mars 2012 - 08:33 .


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Asari Legend wrote...

101ezylonhxeT wrote...

I don't i want to be a reaper dreadnaught.


wrong answer<_<


My answer is right deal with it.

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ImperatorMortis wrote...

I think Asari are awesome, but I would rather be a Turian.

phouria wrote...

but you would get made fun of in school :(

 

Who in their right mind would make fun of someone who can throw them across the room with a thought?

That kid would be Darwin Award material. 


if they were lucky they would be thrown across the room

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I'd love to see thessia as a bustleing metropolis

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No one wants to be a Hanar or an Elcor?!? I would like to be a Keeper

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GODzilla_GSPB wrote...

Asari Legend wrote...

 Being an asari would be totally cool because you get natural biotic powers.:lol:


Okay, let's ruin that for you:

  • if you'd be an asari, then all other kids would be, too. So no "beating up" because they're stronger then you, just like in your real life. :happy:
  • at least a few hundred years either killing people for money shaking your ass on a pole
  • 1000 years full of wars and death, anywhere you go
  • contant sexual harrassment
  • Your loved ones (if not asari) will grow old and die over and over again.
Think that should do it. :devil:

[*]Dic k:crying:

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Chrillze wrote...

No one wants to be a Hanar or an Elcor?!? I would like to be a Keeper


You wanna dissolve into a pile of acid if taken captive?

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101ezylonhxeT wrote...

Asari Legend wrote...

101ezylonhxeT wrote...

I don't i want to be a reaper dreadnaught.


wrong answer<_<


My answer is right deal with it.


OK I' sorry:unsure:

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I honestly wanna be a space hamster...

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Still not sure if i wanna BE an Asari, but Thessia! Oh yes yes yes! I wanna go there! Luv the architecture!

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Not gonna lie that would be pretty cool. Although it might take some getting used to seeing as how I'm a male and Asari are more feminine and female like. Fun stuff. It would be pretty cool to be able to use biotics though that's for sure.

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Oh and just another cruel fact, correct me if I'm wrong: Asari are know for producing the best biotic implants in the galaxy. That means that their biotic abilities may also vary, or that some individuals don't have the ability at all.

I mean, how many asari mercenaries have we fought over the course of ME2 alone? I'm not sure if I remember this correctly, but not all seemed to have biotic powers.

And the second conclusion is that they may suffer from the same problems as other biotics do. Like total exhaustion after prolonged use of biotic powers, stress and maybe even pain. Just because their implants are better doesn't mean they're perfect.

ME always gave the impression that biotics are not only gifted, but also regarded as being "disabled" in some way. Just remember the Grissom Academy from the one book. It's not just joy and happiness, it's also hard work and pain and learning to restrain oneself to not accidentally kill people when you have a bad day. ^^

...just saying. :whistle:

Modifié par GODzilla_GSPB, 24 mars 2012 - 12:24 .


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Asari Legend wrote...

 Being an asari would be totally cool because you get natural biotic powers.:lol:


True,.

But mostly it would be cool because of mind sex and boobs, lets be honest here.

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Tirigon wrote...

Asari Legend wrote...

 Being an asari would be totally cool because you get natural biotic powers.:lol:


True,.

But mostly it would be cool because of mind sex and boobs, lets be honest here.


True:lol:

#100
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How many cities are on thessia?