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#101
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avatar2396 wrote...

ImperatorMortis wrote...

I think Asari are awesome, but I would rather be a Turian.

phouria wrote...

but you would get made fun of in school :(

 

Who in their right mind would make fun of someone who can throw them across the room with a thought?

That kid would be Darwin Award material. 


if they were lucky they would be thrown across the room


They would be lucky.:devil:

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How to know if a thread is going absolutely no where: every post is about one line, with no development

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I'll have biotics, be a hot chick, have an incredibly long life span, and be part of a race that has the most kick ass looking architecture in the known Citadel.

Aside from losing all of my friends if they're anything but Krogan and Asari, I wouldn't mind being one.

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living a thousand year ?!?

developping space magic ?!?

having big boobs and being blue ?!?

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY CREDITS !

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TrollDemon wrote...

I'll have biotics, be a hot chick, have an incredibly long life span, and be part of a race that has the most kick ass looking architecture in the known Citadel.

Aside from losing all of my friends if they're anything but Krogan and Asari, I wouldn't mind being one.



they do have beuatiful architecture.:)

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Haristo wrote...

living a thousand year ?!?

developping space magic ?!?

having big boobs and being blue ?!?

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY CREDITS !


Take mine toooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:o

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Asari Legend wrote...

they do have beuatiful architecture.:)


yeah... I like all these wonderful curves...

IN THE BUILDINGS...

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I will love to be able to play Asari!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I still want and hope for my Blue Babies!!!! I hope in DLC or Expansions or whatever we can play other species. That be pretty cool.

#109
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how old do krogan get?

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Asari Legend wrote...

how old do krogan get?


Similar to Asari i think, some can reach the 1000s.

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Veritasiness2 wrote...

I've long wondered about how a Mass Effect: Origins that let you play as asari, turian, salarian, etc (or perhaps a Hanar Spectre?) would go... could be cool.


I thought that was my idea :D but yeah I agree. If they did that and if my computer game buddy liked it after finishing it. I might think of buying it. maybe.

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I'm assuming that we are talking about being 'transformed' into an asari in our modern world. You would be the only asari on earth, but with your biotic implant installed.
Besides all the nice stuff you are able to (long life span, potential for high visdom, biotics, good looks) you would also run into some problems:
If you got sick our doctors wouldn't have the slightest idea what to do. I would imagine that scientists would like to study you/perform tests and that would properly result in some confrontations.
I don't remember if asari eat the same food as humans, but if they don't you would run into problems quite fast.
The long life span would also bring some negatives with it. There is a lot of war and cruelty during 1000 years, and you would experience all of it. If you would fine somebody to start a family with, you would outlive them 10 times. More pain.

Even though this might seem like a pessimistic look at it (I call it realistic) I would grasp the chance to be an asari without hesitation. They are just so amazing and I think the positives out weight the negatives by a lot.

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ile_1979 wrote...

Asari Legend wrote...

how old do krogan get?


Similar to Asari i think, some can reach the 1000s.


I get the impression that the primary limiting factor on Krogan life expectancy is "other Krogan".

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Screw being an Asari I'd be a Krogan. Biotics are for ****** real men headbut their enemies. :P

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WaterWar wrote...

I'm assuming that we are talking about being 'transformed' into an asari in our modern world. You would be the only asari on earth, but with your biotic implant installed.
Besides all the nice stuff you are able to (long life span, potential for high visdom, biotics, good looks) you would also run into some problems:
If you got sick our doctors wouldn't have the slightest idea what to do. I would imagine that scientists would like to study you/perform tests and that would properly result in some confrontations.
I don't remember if asari eat the same food as humans, but if they don't you would run into problems quite fast.
The long life span would also bring some negatives with it. There is a lot of war and cruelty during 1000 years, and you would experience all of it. If you would fine somebody to start a family with, you would outlive them 10 times. More pain.

Even though this might seem like a pessimistic look at it (I call it realistic) I would grasp the chance to be an asari without hesitation. They are just so amazing and I think the positives out weight the negatives by a lot.


You are the first to put in a valid arguement on this topic.:D

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archvonbaron wrote...

Screw being an Asari I'd be a Krogan. Biotics are for ****** real men headbut their enemies. :P

 


Well i guess that means I'm not a man then you stupi d fuc k<_<

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Being an asari means:

You have dozens of pervs
You like to f**k everything.
You steal technology and are lazy as hell.
Your ****** keep growing for centuries. (Ask Kenneth!)

Modifié par BatmanPWNS, 24 mars 2012 - 08:23 .


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BatmanPWNS wrote...

Being an asari means:

You have dozens of pervs
You like to f**k everything.
You steal technology and are lazy as hell.
Your ****** keep growing for centuries. (Ask Kenneth!)


Your a dic k you know that.<_<

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I'd be a crime boss volus :bandit: move over jabba!

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BatmanPWNS wrote...

Being an asari means:

You have dozens of pervs
You like to f**k everything.
You steal technology and are lazy as hell.
Your ****** keep growing for centuries. (Ask Kenneth!)


You twisted and turned facts around, but still...*high five* :D

Modifié par GODzilla_GSPB, 24 mars 2012 - 08:38 .


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GODzilla_GSPB wrote...

BatmanPWNS wrote...

Being an asari means:

You have dozens of pervs
You like to f**k everything.
You steal technology and are lazy as hell.
Your ****** keep growing for centuries. (Ask Kenneth!)


You twisted and turned facts around, but still...*high five* :D


Dic ks<_<

#122
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I know what year Liara was born.:lol:

Modifié par Asari Legend, 25 mars 2012 - 04:50 .


#123
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Asari Legend wrote...

You are the first to put in a valid arguement on this topic.:D

I tried to create a nice debate but people are busy calling each other 'various body parts'.
It is saddening and slightly pathetic. <_<

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I dont want to be a girl.

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Baihu1983 wrote...

I dont want to be a girl.


But your profile picture says otherwise.;)