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[Ashii6]

STEEEEEEVEEEEE!
I'm okay.
You sure?

^ wtf?

[Teamsleeper]

-"You have more choice than you know."

-"I was born in London."
"Really?"

-"STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

-Anything Diana Allers says.

-"I owe you one"
"More than one"

[thatryanguy]

Spent the entirety of the 3 games up to this point trying to promote understanding and respect for all species and races. My Femshep had no love for anyone with xenophobic tendencies.

Paragon Dialogue: You Big. Stupid. Jellyfish.

WHAT?

[Karrie788]

l7986 wrote...

Karrie788 wrote...

l7986 wrote...

Keep feeding me like this commander and i might just follow you home. /vomit

Ô.o who says that?

Diana Allers

I'm not surprised. Eww.

[Bocks]

The entire ending sequence past Anderson's death, including the "epilogue"

Visiting Kaidan at the hospital

Most of the introduction dialogue

STTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Sable Rhapsody]

Anything that comes out of that hobag Brynn Cole's mouth. Cerberus can carve her up and feed her to the Reapers for all I care.

[de3ex]

"One more my sweet" at the end. I have to wonder if that is really the kids grandpa...

[Clone 071]

Ashii6 wrote...

STEEEEEEVEEEEE!
I'm okay.
You sure?

^ wtf?

Haha, right. His shuttle didn't blow up like the other possibility, so if he says he's okay, he's probably okay.

[Vicex]

Shepard's "hoo-yeah, yes Sir!" line... I wanted Shepard to die at that point... So it at least made the ending a bit easier on me.

[Frozen83]

Haasth wrote...

Imortalfalcon wrote...

Haasth wrote...

May I present to you... STEEEEVE.
You sure?

Get safe.

Anything for you. 

This whole sequence is quite good for romanced Steve. But fails completely for friendship path-Steve. Even dimishes the impact if Steve is romanced by Shep (since you get the same lines). Three more lines of text would improve that.
For me, however, EVERYTHING Jacob said in ME3. Especially his line about "you love only your job, you'll never settle like us normal folks bla-bla-bla" on the mission to save Cerberus' scientists... I wanted to renegade punch him. And then pour some alcohol or peroxide on his wound and leave him on that planet. The nerve, how does he even dare to judge someone he knows only for a couple of months. He's simply rude. M.

[Golferguy758]

I am the catalyst - Starbrat

[Karrie788]

Frozen83 wrote...

This whole sequence is quite good for romanced Steve. But fails completely for friendship path-Steve. Even dimishes the impact if Steve is romanced by Shep (since you get the same lines). Three more lines of text would improve that.
For me, however, EVERYTHING Jacob said in ME3. Especially his line about "you love only your job, you'll never settle like us normal folks bla-bla-bla" on the mission to save Cerberus' scientists... I wanted to renegade punch him. And then pour some alcohol or peroxide on his wound and leave him on that planet. The nerve, how does he even dare to judge someone he knows only for a couple of months. He's simply rude. M.

This +1000. I wanted a reply like "What the hell are you talking about? You barely know me!"

Modifié par Karrie788, 25 mars 2012 - 08:20 .

[cg8900]

not right now

[sistersafetypin]

animallover11 wrote...

Mbednar wrote...

"I am the Catalyst"

All down hill from there

[TeffexPope]

I NEED TO RECHAAARGE.

[Shortstuff820]

"You big stupid jellyfish."

First of all, that's not something a Paragon Shepard would say. Secondly, Mark Meer's delivery of that line is the worst in the game. Jennifer Hale's delivery is better (of course) but still not that great.

[RebelByDesign]

Aemony wrote...

"You have hope, more than you know."

A winner is you.

[Laughing_Man]

Shortstuff820 wrote...

"You big stupid jellyfish."

First of all, that's not something a Paragon Shepard would say. Secondly, Mark Meer's delivery of that line is the worst in the game. Jennifer Hale's delivery is better (of course) but still not that great.

Right. because a paragon needs to be sympathetic towards someone that his treason is only dwarfed by his stupidity?!
I don't think so.

[Laughing_Man]

Thank you OP, this thread was funny as hell!

As for me, I found myself face-palming more than once.
Although, I think that jenifer hale is alot better in that regard, simply because her delivery is just so much better than meer's, so even those lines that are just... bad, are simply better.

[thatryanguy]

TheRedVipress wrote...

Shortstuff820 wrote...

"You big stupid jellyfish."

First of all, that's not something a Paragon Shepard would say. Secondly, Mark Meer's delivery of that line is the worst in the game. Jennifer Hale's delivery is better (of course) but still not that great.

Right. because a paragon needs to be sympathetic towards someone that his treason is only dwarfed by his stupidity?!
I don't think so.

A Paragon wouldn't need to be sympathetic, but there's a big difference between calling someone an idiot, and using the equivalent of a racial epithet in the process.

[eddieoctane]

"Harbinger speaks of you."

Really? When? He hasn't had a damn line in a year.

[TeffexPope]

eddieoctane wrote...

"Harbinger speaks of you."

Really? When? He hasn't had a damn line in a year.

At one of their all-exclusive Reaper Tea Parties of course. That's our motive for accepting the role of the reapers - sitting in dark space for 50,000 years awkwardly grasping tea cups with our tentacle-leg-weapon doohickies and comparing which race had the biggest average penis size.

[Laughing_Man]

thatryanguy wrote...

TheRedVipress wrote...

Shortstuff820 wrote...

"You big stupid jellyfish."

First of all, that's not something a Paragon Shepard would say. Secondly, Mark Meer's delivery of that line is the worst in the game. Jennifer Hale's delivery is better (of course) but still not that great.

Right. because a paragon needs to be sympathetic towards someone that his treason is only dwarfed by his stupidity?!
I don't think so.

A Paragon wouldn't need to be sympathetic, but there's a big difference between calling someone an idiot, and using the equivalent of a racial epithet in the process.

It's not a line that is supposed to be politically correct, It's a line where shap is giving voice to his frustration
in the face of the most twisted logic that ever existed.

Well, almost the most twisted... he got himself some competition at the end...

Modifié par TheRedVipress, 25 mars 2012 - 09:02 .

[thatryanguy]

TheRedVipress wrote...

thatryanguy wrote...

TheRedVipress wrote...

Shortstuff820 wrote...

"You big stupid jellyfish."

First of all, that's not something a Paragon Shepard would say. Secondly, Mark Meer's delivery of that line is the worst in the game. Jennifer Hale's delivery is better (of course) but still not that great.

Right. because a paragon needs to be sympathetic towards someone that his treason is only dwarfed by his stupidity?!
I don't think so.

A Paragon wouldn't need to be sympathetic, but there's a big difference between calling someone an idiot, and using the equivalent of a racial epithet in the process.

It's not a line that is supposed to be politically correct, It's a line where shap is giving voice to his frustration
in the face of the most twisted logic that ever existed.

Well, almost the most twisted... he got himself some competition at the end...

Eh, as stated, my Shepard had been a huge advocate of treating everyone properly, no matter what species. Her exclamation wasn't indicative of a problem with the individual, but with the species. It didn't suit the character I'd played in the slightest.

[High Kicks]

Not really bad, but when TIM says "No, I'm in control. No one is telling me what to do!" all I can think of is