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Romance scene Tali v. Liara v. Jack v. Traynor talk about not even!


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OMFG!  I just looked at all the different romance endings (on youtube) and I have to say they were not made equal.

I got a photoshopped pic of Tali and a quick 'romance scene' after being 100% faiithful.  (no ME1 romance)

FemShep and Traynor get like a totally hot lesbo shower love scene and a kick ass afterglow scene.

Miranda... WTF in ME2 she was pretty over the top.  ME3 I don't even see those perfect globes of genetic perfection at all.

Jack (my second play through and loved the romance scene in ME2) wow in ME3 I get a kiss and some club dancing

Liara Whoooaaa baby.  Wish I liked her.  That was worth the effort if you were into her.

Hell even the Cortez MaleShep was full on softcore porn.  

Anyone else here think these love scenes which to me are part of the effort to build the romance were way out of balance?

I mean I'm lucky my Russian wife will put a hazmat suit on and call me Commander Shepard all I want so I'm doing better than most Talimancers but gee I still feel kind of shorted.  (not like the ending though... noooooo sir.  not meaning to even compare the two.  Just talking about something else here)


EDIT - I thought the male/male was Vega at first.  It's cortez so I fixed it in the list.

 

Modifié par bkp360, 25 mars 2012 - 05:41 .


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Isichar

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Your choices matter *cough*

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bkp360 wrote...

I mean I'm lucky my Russian wife will put a hazmat suit on and call me Commander Shepard all I want so I'm doing better than most Talimancers but gee I still feel kind of shorted.  (not like the ending though... noooooo sir.  not meaning to even compare the two.  Just talking about something else here)

 


Huh. you're wife must really love you

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Vega/MaleShep.... Really? I thought he wasn't romancable to anyone... Wow, learn something new every day I guess

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somewherenoplace wrote...

bkp360 wrote...

I mean I'm lucky my Russian wife will put a hazmat suit on and call me Commander Shepard all I want so I'm doing better than most Talimancers but gee I still feel kind of shorted.  (not like the ending though... noooooo sir.  not meaning to even compare the two.  Just talking about something else here)

 


Huh. you're wife must really love you


More than I deserve.  But she wants me to wear a Drell mask now that I got her into the whole ME2 thing.

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bkp360 wrote...

Hell even the Vega MaleShep was full on softcore porn.  

 


What?

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joshko

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It's true though...Most people were jipped.
I think you can agree with me when I say Liara has been getting WAY too much attention.

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I was less-than ecstatic about Tali's Romance scene. It was better than what Jack and Miranda get, that's for sure. But a character as popular as Tali? Despite what you may think of her, I'd bet if Bioware conducted an official poll, Tali would be the number one Romance for Male Shepard

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daisekihan wrote...

bkp360 wrote...

Hell even the Vega MaleShep was full on softcore porn.  

 


What?


Hmmm I went back and looked.  That may be fan work.   Hard to tell.  I didn't watch all the male/male scenes just skimmed them.  But still the romance endings are not balanced.

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Drumsmasher

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Damn right I romanced Liara, on par with the first game's scene.

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goose2989 wrote...

I was less-than ecstatic about Tali's Romance scene. It was better than what Jack and Miranda get, that's for sure. But a character as popular as Tali? Despite what you may think of her, I'd bet if Bioware conducted an official poll, Tali would be the number one Romance for Male Shepard

I have confidence that Wrex would win that by a long shot.

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bkp360 wrote...

somewherenoplace wrote...

bkp360 wrote...

I mean I'm lucky my Russian wife will put a hazmat suit on and call me Commander Shepard all I want so I'm doing better than most Talimancers but gee I still feel kind of shorted.  (not like the ending though... noooooo sir.  not meaning to even compare the two.  Just talking about something else here)

 


Huh. you're wife must really love you


More than I deserve.  But she wants me to wear a Drell mask now that I got her into the whole ME2 thing.

Bwahaha no one can resist the Thane love. You gotta pay dude :P 

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Traynor felt cheapened and made me a little sick on the inside :\\ I wanted to see some genuine love and affection not a scene that looked like it may have very well come from a porno..

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Chamroeun wrote...

Traynor felt cheapened and made me a little sick on the inside : I wanted to see some genuine love and affection not a scene that looked like it may have very well come from a porno..


Its not porn, its art damnit!

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Isichar wrote...

Chamroeun wrote...

Traynor felt cheapened and made me a little sick on the inside : I wanted to see some genuine love and affection not a scene that looked like it may have very well come from a porno..


Its not porn, its art damnit!


It can't be art.  Art has NAKED people in it.

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Liara's scene = teh hotness.

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Liara.


That is all.

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As a big time Liara fan, the scene before the Cerberus base assault was incredible. Not just the sex scene, but everything leading up to it.

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DJCS wrote...

I have confidence that Wrex would win that by a long shot.

Shepard.

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bkp360 wrote...

Liara: Whoooaaa baby ... That was worth the effort if you were into her.

Yes. Yes, it was. As was the case in ME1, Liara yet again receives the most artistic and erotic of the love scenes in the game. Luckily, she's my "canon" love interest. Otherwise, I would have probably been jealous of all the attention she gets.

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Yeah, I was a bit bitter that I said all of two sentences to my actual girlfriend (Jack), then went on to have a touching, heart-felt mind-meld with Liara, and proceeded to dedicate my last thought ever to her. I wasn't even particularly good FRIENDS with Liara.

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joshko wrote...

It's true though...Most people were jipped.
I think you can agree with me when I say Liara has been getting WAY too much attention.


I don't agree with you. There was no romance option at all for lesbian players in ME2, so.... *shrugs*

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bkp360 wrote...

I mean I'm lucky my Russian wife will put a hazmat suit on and call me Commander Shepard all I want so I'm doing better than most Talimancers but gee I still feel kind of shorted.  

I'm ****in' peanut butter and jealous!

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Tenauri wrote...

Yeah, I was a bit bitter that I said all of two sentences to my actual girlfriend (Jack), then went on to have a touching, heart-felt mind-meld with Liara, and proceeded to dedicate my last thought ever to her. I wasn't even particularly good FRIENDS with Liara.


Yeah I loved the Me2 romance with her but she wasn't my 'true love' so it didn't kill me.  But if you were a total Jack LI I'd be plenty heart broken on that one.  Plus she dances like Paris Hilton.

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i dont know, the 2sec dance with jack was pretty steamy