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[JerusPI]

Figure we could all do our own version but i'll start.


Me: Listen baby we need to talk
Bioware: What about?
Me: Look you know I love you i've been with you since KOTOR
BW: Why didn't you ever play Jade Empire
Me: You know why baby I had to sell my xbox before i could.
BW: It's not fair
Me: I bought it on Xbox Live when i got the 360 didn't I?
BW: You never play it
Me : You know the partition on the 360 Harddrive formatted the Emulator So I can't
BW: Fine then what do we need to talk about?
Me: Look when we started with KOTOR it was a great time and you were great letting me use those MSG's
BW: *Giggle* Well you played it your way.
Me: And Baby Dragon Age Origins Was Mmmm Mmmmm and you know i got every little DLC
BW: *Cutesy voice* Even Golem of Amgarrak?
Me: Every bit honey and DA:O was a great game, Lelianas song was .... ok The Darkspawn chronicles was pretty original stuff that innovation there, Shale, Awakening, witch hunt, All good stuff.
BW:*Pouty Face* What about GoA?
Me: Look baby you had an off day everybody does dont worry I got it anyway thats what matters
BW: *Glares*
Me: And look I got all the DLC from Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2   and I don't  even play pinnacle station.
BW: Yeah you did get them all just for little ole me
Me: And then we got Dragon Age  2
BW: oh...  that
Me: I preordered  it baby but i couldnt even redeem my  promo items through the BSN
BW: Look I wasn't myself then you can't blame me for website problems
Me: Look I  don't want  to fight but DA2 felt  like you were faking it.
BW:  Is that  why you  didn't buy the DLC?
Me: I couldn't bring myself to. The games almost unplayable  You hurt me and I preordered it just because I Care.
BW: If you cared so much why did you Preorder Fable 3?
Me: Well  at least it gave me a deck of cards  unique coin and an interesting display case
BW:  See! all you care about  are the extras!
Me: No I don't Fable 3 was only a  step up from Fable 2 but at  least it felt like my Decisions mattered.
BW: Oh here we go Dragon Age 2 is too linear! Always the same old story with you.
Me: This isn't about DA2 this is about ME3
BW: *Sits up*  what about it?
Me: Well I mean first we have those comments you made about trying to steal Call of Dutys boyfriend
BW: That was a joke baby come on.
Me: And then there was that whole M&P business.
BW: What about it? Lots of games try it.
Me: You caught me off guard is all and it hurts and it's like im sharing you with other guys.
BW: Well M&P is Optional you don't haaaave to do it.
Me: Baby I got 3 months of Gold for you if that isn't devotion..
BW: Well what else?
Me: Look i'm willing to let go that Javik was supposed to be in  the game from the beginning.
BW: I needed the money to buy  an new coat some oaf spilled stuff on mine.
Me: I know baby I know it isn't the problem . 
BW: WELL what is the problem?
Me: Well baby the problem is that besides the lack of exploration or some obviously minor details
BW: Get to the point
Me: The Ending I mean it felt unfulfilling it make no sense and it made me feel like I didn't matter.
BW: You just don't understand me!

anyway thats just how I feel about my relationship With BW how about yours?

[Aerevane]

Seems about right!

[DrFrankenseuss]

I'll be in my bunk...

[GhostV9]

me: I love you baby
BW: I love you too!

me: You seem different ever since you started hanging out with those people. What's going on?
BW: I made a lot of new friends. Change is good sometimes! Don't worry, nothing is different between us"

BW: I think we should start seeing other people,
me: Me too.

[Razith]

I should go.

[JerusPI]

I walk down the Lonely streets Bioware left me for a Call of Duty player.
I see "her" Apartment and headed to the front door and hit the buzzer.
Her voice comes over the intercom that voice I haven't heard for so long.
Mystery woman: I knew you'd come back to me come on up my pet.
I headed up the stairs because im not allowed to use the elevator.
I knock on the door and it opens my eyes gazing at her.
Dressed in a blue and yellow vinyl catsuit with leather thigh high boots.
She strikes me across the face with a riding crop with an cruel smile.
Mystery Woman :I know why your back my pet
Me: Mistress Capcom please
Mistess Capcom: You wanted Sherry Birkin to come back and you wanted her connected to Wesker. I've given you both.
Me: My wallet is yours

[The Angry One]

Really, Commander?

[EvilChani]

All I have to say on the matter is that they didn't even blow in my ear first...

[crimzontearz]

lol

[Volc19]

Me: Look, we need to talk.
BW: Huh, what?
Me: Pay attention. I don't think that this whole thing is working out between us.
BW: Yeah, alright.
Me: It's just... last night ended... well, I wouldn't say 'terribly'... well, actually it was an utter catastrophe. It was just a storm of senseless nonsense, nothing even made any sense while it was happening. There was the kid, then the wine bottles exploded, and then the doors were cemented shut and everyone just ran into the woods. Frankly, I'm still trying to piece together what happened.
BW: Mmhm
Me: It's like you don't even care anymore. We've been together for five years, but I just feel like the spark is gone. Frankly, since you've been hanging out with EA, you've been distant, complacent even. It's like you don't care about how I feel.
BW: Yes, that is very interesting.
Me: Are... you ignoring me.
BW: No, of course not. You're feedback is important to me.
Me: Then what did I say?
BW: That... you are mad at me... because...
Me: Because...?
BW: Because I never told you what happened at the party last night?
Me: That is only part of the problem. The house is ruined. All my wine blew up, there is glass everywhere, the doors are inoperable due to the cement, that kid wrote all over my walls about evil robots, and I'm sure that there are some people still trapped in inaccessable rooms that have no food or water.
BW: Well, you see, the kid really likes the Terminator movies, and the cement was EA's idea-
Me: What did I just say?
BW: ...and the wine exploded because of the energy released by my paintball gun-
Me: I should go.

Modifié par Volc19, 12 avril 2012 - 02:36 .

[JerusPI]

Volc19 wrote...

Me: Look, we need to talk.
BW: Huh, what?
Me: Pay attention. I don't think that this whole thing is working out between us.
BW: Yeah, alright.
Me: It's just... last night ended... well, I wouldn't say 'terribly'... well, actually it was an utter catastrophe. It was just a storm of senseless nonsense, nothing even made any sense while it was happening. There was the kid, then the wine bottles exploded, and then the doors were cemented shut and everyone just ran into the woods. Frankly, I'm still trying to piece together what happened.
BW: Mmhm
Me: It's like you don't even care anymore. We've been together for five years, but I just feel like the spark is gone. Frankly, since you've been hanging out with EA, you've been distant, complacent even. It's like you don't care about how I feel.
BW: Yes, that is very interesting.
Me: Are... you ignoring me.
BW: No, of course not. You're feedback is important to me.
Me: Then what did I say?
BW: That... you are mad at me... because...
Me: Because...?
BW: Because I never told you what happened at the party last night?
Me: That is only part of the problem. The house is ruined. All my wine blew up, there is glass everywhere, the doors are inoperable due to the cement, that kid wrote all over my walls about evil robots, and I'm sure that there are some people still trapped in inaccessable rooms that have no food or water.
BW: Well, you see, the kid really likes the Terminator movies, and the cement was EA's idea-
Me: What did I just say?
BW: ...and the wine exploded because of the energy released by my paintball gun-
Me: I should go.

You win my friend

[t_i_e_]

If Bioware stole my girlfriend and the ensuing sh*t storm.

[teh DRUMPf!!]

crimzontearz wrote...

lol

That pretty much sums up my relationship with them as well. 

[A Comedian]

Razith wrote...

I should go.

[wantedman dan]

No, it isn't my relationship with Bioware.

It's the fact that my relationship with the characters of the Mass Effect series has taken a parasocial aspect. Essentially, I'm the Shepard and it's my story. That's why this whole ordeal has hurt so much.

[clos]

Nice attempt at humor. At least we can all try and laugh about it. I liked it.

[adam32867]

except in a break up bioware would never say the line "its not you its me"

[GeoFukari]

Companies are people, so its personified.

Bioware and I are currently in a "its complicated" relationship status.

I might also be a bit Bethcurious as I've logged in Hundreds of hours in Skyrim.

I want to love Bioware again, but after he/she goes for the CoD Fans AND then betrays me with the Ending.... I don't know.

[Doxie99]

I was standing on a street corner, minding my own business. Up came Mrs. BioWare. I had heard of her but I never really paid much attention. I just knew she lived in the neighborhood. She walked right up to me and said,
"Pardon me, I hate to be a bother but could you hold my baby for a moment while I get something out of my car?".

I said, "Okay, if it's just a moment, sure."
She handed me her child and I held it stiffly away from me. I never had much experience with children and never really cared about them either. Mrs. Bioware turned to her car and started rummaging around in the back seat. The baby in my arms giggled and I looked down at its face in annoyance at this interruption of my life.  Its brand new, and dark blue, eyes looked back at me out of a beautiful and angelic face. I saw untold potential there. I realized that i was holding in my arms an empty vessel that nonetheless carried the hopes and dreams of its parents and all other who had gone before. It was untarnished and perfect. With a voice tinged with awe I asked Mrs. Bioware,
"What's its name?". She turned away from her care with a proud smile on her face and said,
"Mass Effect, she's our newest.".
I nodded and repeated "Mass Effect.." to the child in a tone that seemed to make her smile.
"If you ever need a babysitter..." I began, to be interrupted as Mrs. Bioware, who had finished her searching, snatched Mass Effect out of my arms and in one smooth motion tossed her into a passing garbage truck. I screamed,
"WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?!" , every word bleeding with disbelief.
Mrs. Bioware got into her car, and as she was starting the engine to drive away said,
"Don't worry! She might be OK!"

[JerusPI]

Doxie99 wrote...

I was standing on a street corner, minding my own business. Up came Mrs. BioWare. I had heard of her but I never really paid much attention. I just knew she lived in the neighborhood. She walked right up to me and said,
"Pardon me, I hate to be a bother but could you hold my baby for a moment while I get something out of my car?".

I said, "Okay, if it's just a moment, sure."
She handed me her child and I held it stiffly away from me. I never had much experience with children and never really cared about them either. Mrs. Bioware turned to her car and started rummaging around in the back seat. The baby in my arms giggled and I looked down at its face in annoyance at this interruption of my life.  Its brand new, and dark blue, eyes looked back at me out of a beautiful and angelic face. I saw untold potential there. I realized that i was holding in my arms an empty vessel that nonetheless carried the hopes and dreams of its parents and all other who had gone before. It was untarnished and perfect. With a voice tinged with awe I asked Mrs. Bioware,
"What's its name?". She turned away from her care with a proud smile on her face and said,
"Mass Effect, she's our newest.".
I nodded and repeated "Mass Effect.." to the child in a tone that seemed to make her smile.
"If you ever need a babysitter..." I began, to be interrupted as Mrs. Bioware, who had finished her searching, snatched Mass Effect out of my arms and in one smooth motion tossed her into a passing garbage truck. I screamed,
"WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?!" , every word bleeding with disbelief.
Mrs. Bioware got into her car, and as she was starting the engine to drive away said,
"Don't worry! She might be OK!"

Thanks for that I'll try to not have nightmares.

[Sifr]

Bioware is like my kitten.

I love them to bits. Except when they scratch the carpet outside my bedroom door to make me understand why its me who's wrong and why opening the door to let them out of the window is the best idea ever and I clearly am wrong for shouting at them.

Also, when they bring mice and birds into the house. While I get they're trying to give me a nice gift, its kind of irritating they wait until the wee hours of the morning before doing it, when they could have done it during the day.

I jest, of course!

[JerusPI]

Sifr1449 wrote...

Bioware is like my kitten.

I love them to bits. Except when they scratch the carpet outside my bedroom door to make me understand why its me who's wrong and why opening the door to let them out of the window is the best idea ever and I clearly am wrong for shouting at them.

Also, when they bring mice and birds into the house. While I get they're trying to give me a nice gift, its kind of irritating they wait until the wee hours of the morning before doing it, when they could have done it during the day.

I jest, of course!

As a Cat Owner I appreciate that comparison