Ashley wants you
Diana wants you
Jack wants you
Kelly wants you
Liara wants you
Miranda wants you
Tali wants you
If you're a straight femshep in ME3:
Garrus wants you
Jacob cheats on you and gets another girl knocked up (racist stereotype much?)
Joker would rather get it on with a fembot who probably has machine gun nipples.
Kaidan wants you (but he got reconned to be bisexual now, while Ashley didn't get the same treatment)
Thane dies (though to be honest we all saw that coming, still could've given Paramour for him though)
Vega doesn't want you for some reason (despite every other non-dlc human squadmate being romanceable)
So straight femshep is left with 1 human and 1 very non-human-like alien man, and no new straight romances.
Meanwhile lesbianshep gets 4 alive and willing women (Diana, Kelly, Liara, Traynor) to hook up with, 2 of them new, because all femsheps are actually dudes in real life am I right? <_<
That's it, after I finish ME3 with Kaidan I'm done with Bioware romances. They can cater to the homosexuals with a couple of token gay characters and scream "gender equality", while the straight female gamers are forgotten about once again...
Modifié par LaurenShepard-N7, 25 mars 2012 - 02:27 .





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