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I wrote this on my friends facebook wall in anger after witnessing the ending of ME3. Please note that this is a joke. I still love all you Bioware employees and the ME trilogy and have full faith that the DLC will be mind blowing.

I just thought some of you guys might get a kick out of it. 
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You seek to end a cycle that has continued for millions of years. To stop it you must first understand it, or you will make the same mistakes we did. The Mass Effect trilogy is the heart of all great video games, as it was with us and as it has been with every civilization that came before us. But the trilogy is a trap. The series is actually an enormous disappointment. One that links to rage, the empty void beyond anger.

When Mass Effect 3 is completed the Bioware writers will pour through and all you know will be destroyed. That was our fate. Our leading game designers were dead before we even realized we were under attack. Communication and the forums across our empire were crippled. Each fan was isolated, cut off from the others... Abandoned. Over the next decade, the writers systematically obliterated our good video games. City by city, region by region, their fleets advanced upon every part of our earth. Some game companies were utterly destroyed, others were conquered, their employees enslaved.

Certain that all the good game companies had been extinguished, the writers retreated back under the bridge they spawned from. This is why we send our warning through the internet. The writers are relentless, brutal, and absolutely thorough. The survival of well made games depends on stopping them. Perhaps there is still hope...