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[RogueBot]

Wrex is cute and all, with his squashed frog face, but even if he were gay, you know he'd go for the opposite sex because nothing is more important to him than the reproduction of the Krogan species.

[QuarianHIV]

Shepard's rear will be big enough to mount a Cain.

[Turtlicious]

Reptilian Rob wrote...

Welsh Inferno wrote...

Reptilian Rob wrote...

Welsh Inferno wrote...

Nah. I'd go gay for Garrus though. Oh baby.

I DID go gay for Garrus.

Many times. 

HE WONT LET ME IN

I forced my way in. 

[TheMadBlimper]

Turtlicious wrote...

TheMadBlimper wrote...

"I'm Commander Shepard, and I get **** by dinosaurs."

To be fair, there is NO way Shepard would pitch in that situation.

He'd look like road kill once Wrex is finished with him. All split in half 'n ****...

[Welsh Inferno]

Reptilian Rob wrote...

I forced my way in. 

Ouch.

Modifié par Welsh Inferno, 26 mars 2012 - 03:35 .

[Unit-Alpha]

Turtlicious wrote...

Reptilian Rob wrote...

Welsh Inferno wrote...

Reptilian Rob wrote...

Welsh Inferno wrote...

Nah. I'd go gay for Garrus though. Oh baby.

I DID go gay for Garrus.

Many times. 

HE WONT LET ME IN

I forced my way in. 

Now that's true love, folks.

[Reptilian Rob]

Turtlicious wrote...

Reptilian Rob wrote...

Welsh Inferno wrote...

Reptilian Rob wrote...

Welsh Inferno wrote...

Nah. I'd go gay for Garrus though. Oh baby.

I DID go gay for Garrus.

Many times. 

HE WONT LET ME IN

I forced my way in. 

<3

[Epiph1]

I just spat my drink all over my monitor from shocked laughter.

Thanks guys.

I should go.

[Unit-Alpha]

TheMadBlimper wrote...

Turtlicious wrote...

TheMadBlimper wrote...

"I'm Commander Shepard, and I get **** by dinosaurs."

To be fair, there is NO way Shepard would pitch in that situation.

He'd look like road kill once Wrex is finished with him. All split in half 'n ****...

Damn you to hell for that image.

Just... damn you.

[Reptilian Rob]

Welsh Inferno wrote...

Reptilian Rob wrote...

I forced my way in. 

Ouch.

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

[Lextra]

sure. why no gang"""" with udina, legion and wrex?

[Unit-Alpha]

In the post-sex ritual, I'm pretty sure it'd be Wrex who says:

"I should go."

[Welsh Inferno]

Lextra wrote...

sure. why no gang"""" with udina, legion and wrex?

Sicko.

[TheMadBlimper]

Unit-Alpha wrote...

TheMadBlimper wrote...

Turtlicious wrote...

TheMadBlimper wrote...

"I'm Commander Shepard, and I get **** by dinosaurs."

To be fair, there is NO way Shepard would pitch in that situation.

He'd look like road kill once Wrex is finished with him. All split in half 'n ****...

Damn you to hell for that image.

Just... damn you.

I don't think about the image, I think about the concept, which I find hilarious.

[Soulstice88]

This thread... I need to take a shower and scrub, but they just don't make water hot enough.

[Turtlicious]

TheMadBlimper wrote...

Turtlicious wrote...

TheMadBlimper wrote...

"I'm Commander Shepard, and I get **** by dinosaurs."

To be fair, there is NO way Shepard would pitch in that situation.

He'd look like road kill once Wrex is finished with him. All split in half 'n ****...

God what if there's one of those banter dialogues, and Shepard mentions he "dislocated his jaw" last night.

[Unit-Alpha]

Soulstice88 wrote...

This thread... I need to take a shower and scrub, but they just don't make water hot enough.

Use space magic!

[TheHoneyRuns]

This was what the original video game was going to be about, actually. 'Mass Effect' was the description of the damage done to the Shepster's butt after an all-out assault from four Krogan testicles.

[Epiph1]

Welsh Inferno wrote...

Lextra wrote...

sure. why no gang"""" with udina, legion and wrex?

Sicko.

That was the line in this thread that warranted that response?

/lol

[Lextra]

Welsh Inferno wrote...

Lextra wrote...

sure. why no gang"""" with udina, legion and wrex?

Sicko.

heavy risk... but the size!

[FellishBeast]

lmao

[Trakarg]

This thread got me to laugh. Hard. But hey, Shep's partly synthetic. He MIGHT be able to survive a vigorous sexing from a krogan battlemaster.

[Soulstice88]

Unit-Alpha wrote...

Soulstice88 wrote...

This thread... I need to take a shower and scrub, but they just don't make water hot enough.

Use space magic!

Not even the ending has enough space magic for that!!

[lonedude73]

No his junk is the size of ..... NOOOO

[sth128]

Reptilian Rob wrote...

I forced my way in. 

My name is Commander Shepard and this is my favourite spot in Garrus Vakerian.