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[Turtlicious]

Trakarg wrote...

This thread got me to laugh. Hard. But hey, Shep's partly synthetic. He MIGHT be able to survive a vigorous sexing from a krogan battlemaster.

What if one of his upgrades is an elastic anus? Like it's made of some super stretchy polymer.

[xeNNN]

good god, not this again.

its one thing to have homosexuality as an option in game, but a dino and a man...... i mean really... lol

because we all want to end the series on a "death by krogan sex" :|

[TheHoneyRuns]

lonedude73 wrote...

No his junk is the size of ..... NOOOO

Wait, what?! How do you know the size of Wrex's junk? Jeez, maybe I SHOULD play through as a Renegade, the dialogue options must be more varied than I thought.

[JulienJaden]

Unit-Alpha wrote...

Um, wow, thanks for that image.

THE HORROR! 

[Trakarg]

Turtlicious wrote...

Trakarg wrote...

This thread got me to laugh. Hard. But hey, Shep's partly synthetic. He MIGHT be able to survive a vigorous sexing from a krogan battlemaster.

What if one of his upgrades is an elastic anus? Like it's made of some super stretchy polymer.

Not too stretchy, of course.  I'm sure Wrex likes a somewhat tight fit.

[Unit-Alpha]

xeNNN wrote...

good god, not this again.

its one thing to have homosexuality as an option in game, but a dino and a man...... i mean really... lol

because we all want to end the series on a "death by krogan sex" :|

Still a better ending than ME3.

Modifié par Unit-Alpha, 26 mars 2012 - 03:42 .

[Epiph1]

xeNNN wrote...

good god, not this again.

its one thing to have homosexuality as an option in game, but a dino and a man...... i mean really... lol

because we all want to end the series on a "death by krogan sex" :|

Still a better ending than we have now.

Edit: Damn beaten to the punch.

Modifié par Epiph1, 26 mars 2012 - 03:43 .

[Animositisomina]

Soulstice88 wrote...

This thread... I need to take a shower and scrub, but they just don't make water hot enough.

Water? I'll be using napalm to cleanse myself of this thread.

[Trakarg]

xeNNN wrote...

good god, not this again.

its one thing to have homosexuality as an option in game, but a dino and a man...... i mean really... lol

because we all want to end the series on a "death by krogan sex" :|

To be fair, there is already a "Death by Sex" option in the mass effect series.

[TheHoneyRuns]

xeNNN wrote...

good god, not this again.

its one thing to have homosexuality as an option in game, but a dino and a man...... i mean really... lol

because we all want to end the series on a "death by krogan sex" :|

That is how the series ended.

In Biowarania, Krogan f**ks you!

[Blindspy]

It should just be like Morinth sex, where it fades to black and just says "Game over."

[felipejiraya]

My eyes!

They burn!

Modifié par felipejiraya, 26 mars 2012 - 03:44 .

[sth128]

[Turtlicious]

Trakarg wrote...

Turtlicious wrote...

Trakarg wrote...

This thread got me to laugh. Hard. But hey, Shep's partly synthetic. He MIGHT be able to survive a vigorous sexing from a krogan battlemaster.

What if one of his upgrades is an elastic anus? Like it's made of some super stretchy polymer.

Not too stretchy, of course.  I'm sure Wrex likes a somewhat tight fit.

Like a sock.

[Epiph1]

Wow now I have to explain to my husband why I am laughing so hard.

Thanks guys, thanks!

[Dasher1010]

Not nearly as funny as my 8 month thread about romancing Harbinger.

[JulienJaden]

Turtlicious wrote...

Trakarg wrote...

Turtlicious wrote...

Trakarg wrote...

This thread got me to laugh. Hard. But hey, Shep's partly synthetic. He MIGHT be able to survive a vigorous sexing from a krogan battlemaster.

What if one of his upgrades is an elastic anus? Like it's made of some super stretchy polymer.

Not too stretchy, of course.  I'm sure Wrex likes a somewhat tight fit.

Like a sock.

And all of that, ladies and gentlemen, is STILL better than Mass Effect 3's ending.

[Lextra]

Blindspy wrote...

It should just be like Morinth sex, where it fades to black and just says "Game over."

and you can only use the option "reload"

[Llames]

Cerberus gave male Shepard a uterus just for this occasion while recreating him.

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay !!!!! Reproduction

[thoreauscabin]

Great idea. Backed hard.

[sth128]

Make sure you get the "heal scars" upgrade... You're gonna need it.

[Faunwea]

o_0

...

*turns around and quietly walks away*

Modifié par Faunwea, 26 mars 2012 - 03:49 .

[Turtlicious]

Wrex?

shepard.


Wrex!

SHEPARD!?

MOTHER****ING WREXXX

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~ splurt.

[agathokakological]

Only if we let FemShep have a gay romance with Eve. She doesn't have enough romances, and it's only fair!

that sht would be hot, yo.

[Ahms]

What is this? I don't even...