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[XOGHunter246]

Oghrens banter is just classic



Wynne: Why do you occasionally refer to Alistair as a "little pike-twirler?"

Oghren: Why? Has the little pike-twirler taken offence?

Wynne: It's just a curious description.

Oghren: Curious? (Snorts) Bah. it's entirely true. What, you haven't seen him twirling his pike? Goes at it when he thinks no one's watching. Knocks about in the trees like there's no tomorrow. Caught him just the other day. Blushed all the way down to his navel, then couldn't find his shirt. I swear he's going to hurt himself one of these days, the way he works that thing.

Wynne: I don't want to hear this anymore, do I?

Oghren: I keep telling him, pikes are for sticking things at long range, aye? Horses and such. Not for twirling like a sissy-girl.

Wynne: Wait, you're talking about an actual pike? Like a spear?

Oghren: Obviously. What else would I be talking about?

Wynne: I can't imagine.

[Rainen89]

Morrigan and Leliana conversing if you have a relationship with Morrigan first but later build on leliana...priceless.

[Sliat]

Can't remember the words exactly but Shale and Leliana talking about shoes is great!

[Begarian]

I always get a kick out of Sten and Morrigan. Morrigan is always teasing Sten about how much he thinks of her and wants to get her in the sack when he finally says "Yeah, sure, I was thinking about all that" and goes on to list all the things they'll need for their love making session. It was totally unexpected the first time I heard it and I just laughed and laughed at how insecure Sten made Morrigan feel.

[Travadonna]

Oghren has to be the best



I was in camp talking about Branka and Hespith and the coversation went something along the lines of " the thought of them two all over eacthother (he grunts) i need to go to my tent" lol priceless

[digitalscars]

Alistair "have you ever licked a lamp post" pissed myself

[Rocket_Propelled_Grenade]

Alistair's questions to Sten regarding his time in the cage are among my favorites.

[ALFer82]

Shale's goodbye as your group separates in Denrim



"Have fun storming the castle."

[Starmartyr]

Oh, and I forgot Leliana talking to Morrigan about her clothes, and Morrigan tells her to stop looking at her breasts. If I had been drinking at the time, I definately would have spit it out all over my screen.

[XOGHunter246]

i know that one yeah it rather funny

[Thor Rand Al]

Conversation between Morrigan n Leliana; Leliana wanting to go clothes shopping with Morrigan...



Or the convo's of Zevran hitting on Leliana about not doing the "deed" while being in the chantry, or Leliana discussing Zevrans tattoo's n him asking if she wants too see the "others". I love those two banters cause poor Zev just keeps trying to get Leliana to go bed with him. Persistant def lol

[Malaia]

Rocket_Propelled_Grenade wrote...

Alistair's questions to Sten regarding his time in the cage are among my favorites.

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This!! So funny I peed my pants.

Kinda paraphrasing but:
Alistair: Were you really in that cage for
twenty days?
Sten: It
might have been closer to thirty. I stopped counting after a while.

Alistair: What did you do? I mean... twenty days
is a long time to sit in one place and do nothing.
Sten: On
good days, I posed riddles to the passersby, offering them treasures in
exchange for correct answers.

Alistair: Really?

Sten: No.

Alistair: Awww. Too bad. That's got serious
potential.

 

Next conversation

Alistair: You never did tell me what you did
in that cage for 20 days.

STen: Training exercises. I would pick a
letter and try and find all the objects that began with it in your language.

Alistair: Wait, you’re joking again right?

Sten: No

Alistair: You didn’t really spend 20 days in
a cage playing “I Spy?”

 

Next conversation

Alistair: I spy with my little eye, something
that begins with a “G”

Sten: *sighs* Is it a Grey Warden? Is it in
fact yourself?

Alistair: Hey you’re quite good at this

Sten: *sigh*

[scrimex]

Zevren and dog rescuing me from prison. Poor Zev had no clothes just a crappy sword and dog bless his heart would do anything for me.The 10 minutes it took them to rescue me was classic.

[LtlMac]

XOGHunter246 wrote...

Why sad just wondering?

Well......for the reasons stated already...plus, lets face it...he's a raging alcoholic.  

[JamesX]

Oghren: Ah. Yep. Lot of tension around here.

Alistair: You think so, do you?

Oghren: Know what I do to relieve tension?

Alistair: I hesitate to wonder.

Oghren: I polish the ol' weapon.

Alistair: Really.

Oghren: Yep. Give it a good shine. With a dry rag, then with a little grease.

Alistair: That's disgusting.

Oghren: You're telling me you never gave yer blade the old spit-shine?

Alistair: I think that's private.

Oghren: Really? Sodding Chantry and its rules. i like to do it right out in the open.

Alistair: Where people can see you?

Oghren: Yep.

Alistair: Wait, what are you talking about?

Oghren: What are you talking about?

Alistair: (Sigh) Never mind.

[Hellfiredoom]

I love the whole patter between Wade and Herren in Denerim. The frustrated capitalist teamed with the whimsical "artiste" is classic.

[DarkSpiral]

There is a line in camp with Leliana about how the Sisters of the Chantry take vows, and are thus "forbidden fruit." There is a reply asking Leliana if HER fruit is forbidden. Her response had me laughing so hard I choked.

[eschilde]

"Andraste's flaming sword, I know where babies come from!" tee, Wynne is secretly evil.

[CoM Solaufein]

A lot of Sten's comments. I don't remember the precise wording but you have a dialog option along the lines "You are impossible!" and he replies back, "I try."

[LynxAQ]

Morrigans comment after the shriek ambush you at your camp, something along the lines of "What will they send next, darkspawn tax collectors?"

[Fishy]

I don't have much dialogue anymore .. I have noticed that most dialogue between character stop when someone else's talking (a npc) ... It's annoying and miss most of it.

 Also i noticed that most dialogue between character trigger at marked place.

Modifié par Suprez30, 03 décembre 2009 - 09:45 .

[FrostyThundertrod]

Your dog finds a pet human and wants to take him with you.



Sten and the dog have a growling contest in the camp.



Shale asks if thes cristels make her look fat.

[RedDragonRob]

Don't remember the exact conversation but paraphrasing.



Wynne: I found a dirty sock in my bedroll last night. Mind telling me how it got there Allistair?

Allistair: It's not mine.

Wynne: It has your name stitched on it...

Allistair: Oh yeah, all the boys at the Chantry did that so we wouldn't lose them on wash day.

Wynne: I see.

Allistair: Speaking of which, one of my socks is all wet. I could use that sock now if you have it.

Wynne: But...it's dirty... and needs washed...

Allistair: Yes.. but it's dry!

[Malificis]

"The bet" between Zavran and Alistair over Morrigan to make Morrigan bow to flattery.

Zavran throws a load of outrageous compliments to Morrigan and ends up trying to convince her she should be worshipped. She gets angry and refuses to listen but then on the last one Zav uses she says "well, when you put it that way..."



Alistair says "wow...well...you were right..."

Zavran immediately turns to Alistair and says "and i'll be expecting my payment as your part of the bet later on this evening"

Morrigan: OH I HATE YOU ALL!

[Trax_717]

Sten by a mile, most of the things he has to say are so serious, it makes them funny.

Player: "Well, do you think you could do better?"
Sten: "Yes."

Rofl

Modifié par Trax_717, 03 décembre 2009 - 10:45 .