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[SilentWolfie]

Reminder: No swear words, no harsh comments and totally no bashing on Bioware staff!

Be polite and civil, maybe some light poking here and there without being nasty rude, but above all make it funny!



Example 1: The meme

Yo dawg, I heard you don't wanna be killed by synthetics so I made some synthetics to kill you every 50k years so you won't be killed by synthetics!

Example 2: Recontextualization

www.youtube.com/watch

Example 3: Hitler finds out about ME3 ending (you probably have seen this one)

www.youtube.com/watch



Retake ME3 vs Bioware/EA (my own analogy)




So you went to this restaurant and ordered a steak. Your steak was dropped onto the floor and someone else saw it, but you
didn't know about that. However, the waiter continues to pick it up the floor, and
serve it to you. You found your meal very enjoyable and you were 99.9% done with it, and suddenly, that
person told you that it had been contaminated, and it had seen some
grimy action from the floor, where sloppy gravy remains still visible on
the marble tiles. Cue horror reaction.

"OMG WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTT? Manager, this completely sucks! What the heck are you going to do about this?!(general reaction from ME 3 retake, some wants a new ending, some wants to extend it, but overall what is bioware going to do about this.)"

"Sir, did you
not enjoy the meal? You even told me that the content of the meal to be
utterly delectable! (99% of the game was admitedly fun right? All the
other reviewers said it was 100% - Bioware co founder, something to that
effect.)"

"Dude, very funny. Can you still enjoy your meal after knowing the last frigging bit? (Your frigging ending.)"

"Sir,
the waiter is new! Please forgive him. (I wish I knew how things would
turn out, but I'm not God. I can't predict the fans wouldn't like it -
Casey and the writers, or something similar to that effect)"


"I demand restitution to this issue. Do it, or I will write about how poor it is, and boycott you."

"Sir,
I will not bow to your threats due to principle! I will however, offer
you vouchers on your next return. (Promise of clarification compromise,
also in defense of artistic integrity.)"