Aller au contenu

Photo

Intoxication Theory (which means fact): Youtube Summary!! updated for the Extended Cut!!! 6/26/2012


  • Veuillez vous connecter pour répondre
515 réponses à ce sujet

#1
wheelierdan

wheelierdan
  • Members
  • 644 messages
The day has finally come.  Intoxication theory has been completely vindicated.  

How was shepard able to call the normandy down for a pick up, despite being near a reaper, in the middle of a hot zone?  Simple.  Shepard saw that his friends had had enough and called   a cab.  Could this be the first step to seeing his own problem with alcohol?  Very touching.

The new scenes  show shepards name being added to the wall in all but the destroy option...   this emotional moment clearly shows shepard does eventually complete AA and get on with his life.  The flashes he sees are obviously symbolism for building his own future.

EXCEPT for destroy, and in the rejection ending.  A sad but sobering reminder, you can't always get clean on your first run through detox.

***
On the subject on the newly announced Mass Effect™ 3: Extended Cut
even more proof!

There's an extended version of the movie The Hangover.  what is it called?

The Hangover: Extended Cut
***

Too many words?  Let this here picturebox do the work for you!

(summary of the theory, now with 100 percent more official youtube!)

only bioware has the artistic integrity to make an entire game a drunken hallucination.

Posted Image
game design document showing a martini glass. proof.

  an extended bender scene, why is it green, how does this scene tie into the ending?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qD8brVVQOQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLQpCSgN-lU ashely drunken proof
(is asheley real or just a part of shepards mind making sense of this new reality?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjymkPW1XNs&feature=related  more proof that shepard is in fact drunk, but aria's role in this has not yet been discovered, maybe you have to beat insanity without drinking any booze?


Think about it guys, just how many times in the game has alcohol been present.  Off the top of my head I can think of the two bars on omega. the ships bar. drinking with the doctor. Tali getting drunk, Ashely getting drunk, implicating james vega was involved.  On the upper part of the citadel, you shoot... bottles!   Why are they shooting bottles instea dof drinking them, is garrus your sponsor? top of citadel = moral high ground.

What does all this mean?  What is bioware trying to say?!

It is my firm belief that mass effect 3 never happened. You see, theres a scene in the omega bar where a man gives you concotion and you awaken in an alley of vorcha.  now bioware made sure the vorcha talked about how they wanted to eat some fresh meat. why? why would they give us this clue.  They wouldnt, unless it meant something!


you always see mordin behind a counter, everytime you see him, a
counter? or a bar. because he is a bartender. he mixes shepard's drinks.
why? because someone else mgiht have gotten it wrong.

Why so many references to booze? what does it all mean?

I submit to you that the entirety of events that follow that moment are nothing more than the boozed fueled hallucinations of commander shepard.  if any of that happened the vorcha would have eaten shepard while he was passed out, obviously.  therefore it didn't.

I anxiously await the hangover dlc, so we can finally get these questions answered!

First of all this is NOT INDOCTRINATION THEORY. indoctrination theory is nothing but a bunch of people taking a
theme of the game and applying facts completely out of context to support a very unlikely idea.  We don't do that
here only facts!

edit:

why are there no fat people? beer googles.

why is it called a reputation BAR?

why are everyones eyes so glassy? because they are drunk.


crucible, galatic super weapon or alarm clock?

notice the colors of the booze in normandy's bar, red and blue. this clearly symbolizes shepards morality being affected by booze as the story continues.

Why do we never see tali's alleged straw, why would they leave out showing us the straw unless it was a clue that it wasnt real?  think about it.

red sand is a brand of alcohol that gets mentioned through out the games.

that volus guy, niftu cal, that guy was druuunk.

The Illusive Man smokes cigarettes, people often smoke cigarettes in... bars. bars where they drink... alcohol. it all makes sense.

Marauder Shields was a bouncer, trying to tell you that you've had enough. or was he part of shepards addiction not letting him leave (wake up)  you decide!

what about husks, cybernetic creatures or drunken patrons running away from something (what bioware tell us!) which makes more sense?! are they alcoholics trying to take your booze? Do they simply want to dance?

Posted Image

Hold the wine!

Because otherwise we'd have to accept that all those events actually happened, and that's enough to drive a man to drink.


Please share any clues i might have missed so we can piece this epic mystery together!

Modifié par wheelierdan, 27 juin 2012 - 04:05 .


#2
GoblinSapper

GoblinSapper
  • Members
  • 945 messages
Kai Leng is actually the Tiger you find in your bathroom

Modifié par GoblinSapper, 27 mars 2012 - 04:25 .


#3
Paranoidal nemesis

Paranoidal nemesis
  • Members
  • 287 messages
lmao, I think you cracked the ending.

#4
wheelierdan

wheelierdan
  • Members
  • 644 messages
yes yes that makes perfect sense, how else was he able to beat commander shepard so easily?! i also just realized that shepard rhymes with leopard, which lives in a jungle along with... tigers! You dont put facts like that in unless it matters.

#5
Jack_Forest

Jack_Forest
  • Members
  • 170 messages
Well, it could always be Imagination TheoryWell, it could always be Imagination Theory - Grandpa simply made up this whole thing as a good story to his grandchild. Of course, this is even worse than the actual ending, but at least it helps explain everything.

#6
wheelierdan

wheelierdan
  • Members
  • 644 messages
no jack forest *if that is your real name) the imagination theory doesn't make sense, everyone knows that. intoxication theory is the only one that makes sense and is supported by all the in game clues bioware left us. get a clue!

#7
Nostradamoose

Nostradamoose
  • Members
  • 2 169 messages
Guys, we have got to assume this is not a theory anymore! THIS IS REAL GUYS! REAL!

#8
wheelierdan

wheelierdan
  • Members
  • 644 messages
see Nostradamoose gets it, we have seen the same youtube videos, we have the facts.

#9
xeNNN

xeNNN
  • Members
  • 1 398 messages

GoblinSapper wrote...

Kai Leng is actually the Tiger you find in your bathroom


ever heard of the self defense move?

"crouching tiger"  

:D

#10
Leonia

Leonia
  • Members
  • 9 496 messages
What about spilling drinks with Jacob, can anyone explain why we never saw that?

#11
Sovereign z

Sovereign z
  • Members
  • 288 messages
Dang, I knew my Shepard had to many drinks. Now it all makes sense.

#12
Jack_Forest

Jack_Forest
  • Members
  • 170 messages

wheelierdan wrote...

no jack forest *if that is your real name) the imagination theory doesn't make sense, everyone knows that. intoxication theory is the only one that makes sense and is supported by all the in game clues bioware left us. get a clue!


Well, I do remeber a moment in ME2 where Shep was drinking something on Illium(?) until s/he passed out and woke up lying in the bathroom... Maybe whole ME3 is a dream s/he had before waking up? This makes more sense then the actual ending - sad, isn't it?

#13
wheelierdan

wheelierdan
  • Members
  • 644 messages

leonia42 wrote...

What about spilling drinks with Jacob, can anyone explain why we never saw that?


im really hoping they clear up this plothole in the upcoming hangover dlc.  They have to be otherwise this theory would make no sense. but it does. so theres definitely dlc coming guys

#14
Nostradamoose

Nostradamoose
  • Members
  • 2 169 messages
Well all know Shepard had to release some stress, as hinted by Joker after Thessia! So he took it up to the bottle!

Basically, all what happens during the final battle is due to delirium tremons!

Shepard is an alcoholic that got the shakes!

IT ALL MAKES SENSE!

#15
Spectre-00N7

Spectre-00N7
  • Members
  • 758 messages
This explains all the problems with IT, because nothing really makes a lot of sense when you are intoxicated.

#16
Nostradamoose

Nostradamoose
  • Members
  • 2 169 messages
We have to ask ME Twitter!

This has got to be real!

#17
wheelierdan

wheelierdan
  • Members
  • 644 messages

Jack_Forest wrote...

wheelierdan wrote...

no jack forest *if that is your real name) the imagination theory doesn't make sense, everyone knows that. intoxication theory is the only one that makes sense and is supported by all the in game clues bioware left us. get a clue!


Well, I do remeber a moment in ME2 where Shep was drinking something on Illium(?) until s/he passed out and woke up lying in the bathroom... Maybe whole ME3 is a dream s/he had before waking up? This makes more sense then the actual ending - sad, isn't it?


yes i reference this in the op, but it wasnt a bathroom it was an alley full of vorcha who very clearly wanted to eat human flesh.  if those events were real why didnt they eat shepard. were through the looking glass of booze here people!

#18
GoblinSapper

GoblinSapper
  • Members
  • 945 messages

wheelierdan wrote...

yes yes that makes perfect sense, how else was he able to beat commander shepard so easily?! i also just realized that shepard rhymes with leopard, which lives in a jungle along with... tigers! You dont put facts like that in unless it matters.


Welcome to the Jungle was a hit single by Guns N' Roses, a band well known for it's DRUG AND ALCOHOL ABUSE.

IT'S A CONSPIRACY PEOPLE, READ BETWEEN THE LINES

#19
Leonia

Leonia
  • Members
  • 9 496 messages
And that lounge on the Normandy, surely we missed something there, what sort of bottles were those on the counter?

We need to analyse some screen shots to be sure.

Modifié par leonia42, 27 mars 2012 - 04:34 .


#20
wheelierdan

wheelierdan
  • Members
  • 644 messages

Spectre-00N7 wrote...

This explains all the problems with IT, because nothing really makes a lot of sense when you are intoxicated.


Indoctrination theory is not supported by in game facts, for indoctrination theory to work, mass effect 3 had to actually happen.  it didn't. so its wrong.

#21
Jack_Forest

Jack_Forest
  • Members
  • 170 messages

wheelierdan wrote...

Jack_Forest wrote...

wheelierdan wrote...

no jack forest *if that is your real name) the imagination theory doesn't make sense, everyone knows that. intoxication theory is the only one that makes sense and is supported by all the in game clues bioware left us. get a clue!


Well, I do remeber a moment in ME2 where Shep was drinking something on Illium(?) until s/he passed out and woke up lying in the bathroom... Maybe whole ME3 is a dream s/he had before waking up? This makes more sense then the actual ending - sad, isn't it?


yes i reference this in the op, but it wasnt a bathroom it was an alley full of vorcha who very clearly wanted to eat human flesh.  if those events were real why didnt they eat shepard. were through the looking glass of booze here people!


Yeah, that was actually a different moment... Heck, your theory actually makes sense!

#22
Nostradamoose

Nostradamoose
  • Members
  • 2 169 messages

wheelierdan wrote...

Jack_Forest wrote...

wheelierdan wrote...

no jack forest *if that is your real name) the imagination theory doesn't make sense, everyone knows that. intoxication theory is the only one that makes sense and is supported by all the in game clues bioware left us. get a clue!


Well, I do remeber a moment in ME2 where Shep was drinking something on Illium(?) until s/he passed out and woke up lying in the bathroom... Maybe whole ME3 is a dream s/he had before waking up? This makes more sense then the actual ending - sad, isn't it?


yes i reference this in the op, but it wasnt a bathroom it was an alley full of vorcha who very clearly wanted to eat human flesh.  if those events were real why didnt they eat shepard. were through the looking glass of booze here people!


All those hints!



#23
Spectre-00N7

Spectre-00N7
  • Members
  • 758 messages
Has anyone tried to play the game without drinking? There might be an alternate ending.

#24
Flyprdu

Flyprdu
  • Members
  • 281 messages
Martin Sheen in his post-production promo interview for Mass Effect 3: "Stay tuned...  I'm not done yet."

Edit:  Misread the title.

Modifié par Flyprdu, 27 mars 2012 - 04:38 .


#25
wheelierdan

wheelierdan
  • Members
  • 644 messages

leonia42 wrote...

And that lounge on the Normandy, surely we missed something there, what sort of bottles were those on the counter?


more importantly noticed the two differently colored bottle of booze, blue and red. which obviously symbolyses shepards morality and how it is affected by the booze.

good find ill add it to the op