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Intoxication Theory (which means fact): Youtube Summary!! updated for the Extended Cut!!! 6/26/2012


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#451
FrozenDreamfall

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Hell ya,lets all put more stuff in the...the thing more stuff goes in...

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Kamagawa

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Sadly, the panel indirectly confirmed that the indoctrination theory is false, though they will use it in the extended ending DLC and pretend that they planned the indoctrination theory from the start.

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Diablos2525

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Loving this theory.

Modifié par Diablos2525, 07 avril 2012 - 09:23 .


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Zolt51 wrote...

Cool thread. I think I'll hang out in here and wait for things to calm down in the rest of the forums.

evisneffo wrote...

Guys we have to promote these facts as true until BW and EA come out with a statement specifically dis-confirming the theory. But if they do that don't worry, it's just a sign that they're trying to intoxicate us in the real world so it means the theory is still true.


I understand why you would want to adopt IT as your interpretation of the ending but.. why this need to force other people to embrace it? 


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AtreiyaN7 wrote...

Is there Serrice Ice Brandy available in here?


leonia42 wrote...

Over there next to the turian brandy, wanna crack it open so we can speculate better?

 

Just make sure you get the right one for your species. I'm out of epi-pens for humans and out of... uh... what's the turian equivelant of an epi-pen? This is important, guys. My femShep needs to know this for... research.

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Kamagawa wrote...

Sadly, the panel indirectly confirmed that the indoctrination theory is false, though they will use it in the extended ending DLC and pretend that they planned the indoctrination theory from the start.


you are offically the 2nd person to confuse intoxication with indoctrination.  I'm really disappointed, i thought there would have been more.

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new information added to the op

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wheelierdan wrote...

Confirmation that there is no official ending to mass effect 3.  Why? Because it never happened!


This confirms intoxication as the interpretation of the ending!

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Necrotron

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This theory is so genius!

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Jessica's response is bull. Bioware PROMISED to give a rewarding conclusion to the ME series! Why she telling us that we should accept a incomplete, abstract, unclear, strange, illogical ending....

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Sirartistic wrote...

Jessica's response is bull. Bioware PROMISED to give a rewarding conclusion to the ME series! Why she telling us that we should accept a incomplete, abstract, unclear, strange, illogical ending....


What could be more natural and rewarding than a thorough, thumping headache brought on by intoxication and drunken hallucinations? Don't lose faith my friend, hang out for The Hangover DLC.

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We all know that double negatives cancel each other out, therefore if I apply that to alcohol, drunk + drunk = not drunk. If that is true, then if I get drunk and continue drinking to remain drunk, then play through Mass Effect 3, which is seen through the eyes of a drunk man (Shepard), does that mean what happens there really happened?  :blink:

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Modifié par Utopianus, 08 avril 2012 - 09:21 .


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Utopianus wrote...

We all know that double negatives cancel each other out, therefore if I apply that to alcohol, drunk + drunk = not drunk. If that is true, then if I get drunk and continue drinking to remain drunk, then play through Mass Effect 3, which is seen through the eyes of a drunk man (Shepard), does that mean what happens there really happened?  :blink:

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OH MY GOD!!! THIS NONSENSE!

You just proved Intoxication Theory is right buddy!

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Looks like he disproved Indoctrination Theory but provided a more sound alternative.

This is what the devs have been alluding to all this time, no wonder they won't comment on Indoctrination Theory, they don't want to spoil the real surprise.

Also, look how many tweets and other references to alcohol among the various Bioware devs and writers were done during PAX. It's a sign.

(If this post sounds disjoined, it may be because I am trying out the drunk + drunk = not drunk theorem... for science.)

Modifié par leonia42, 09 avril 2012 - 02:41 .


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tamperous

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Hey I just realized that at the beginning of the game, Anderson never tells Shep what he did to be relieved of duty. Anderson just said "Sh*t you've done"

I think that Shepard was DUI after having a couple of bloody marys for breakfast and hit a kid playing with the toy spaceship. That's why Shepard keeps seeing that brat. It's guilt from the off screen DUI.

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 This is the biggest Troll I have ever seen. 

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evisneffo

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ShadowOptik wrote...

 This is the biggest Troll I have ever seen. 


That's kind of rude to call a factual theory a troll. :mellow: Please provide proof that this is a troll otherwise this theory remains fact.

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Yes this theory is as solid as Pastafarianism.

No i'm off to load a ME3 save to send Shepard to the bar. To get the true ending of the game, Sheaprd just has to drink enough to hit rock bottom and have the love interests stage an intervention.

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evisneffo wrote...

ShadowOptik wrote...

 This is the biggest Troll I have ever seen. 


That's kind of rude to call a factual theory a troll. :mellow: Please provide proof that this is a troll otherwise this theory remains fact.

Yea!

Plus, trolls don't have youtube videos...


You should know that

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johnbonhamatron

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Nostradamoose wrote...

evisneffo wrote...

ShadowOptik wrote...

 This is the biggest Troll I have ever seen. 


That's kind of rude to call a factual theory a troll. :mellow: Please provide proof that this is a troll otherwise this theory remains fact.

Yea!

Plus, trolls don't have youtube videos...


You should know that

I know right? Next they'll be trying to tell us timecube's not true, either...

Modifié par johnbonhamatron, 09 avril 2012 - 05:30 .


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there is absolutely no way this isn't correct....drinking can always be an answer

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Nostradamoose

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johnbonhamatron wrote...

Nostradamoose wrote...

evisneffo wrote...

ShadowOptik wrote...

 This is the biggest Troll I have ever seen. 


That's kind of rude to call a factual theory a troll. :mellow: Please provide proof that this is a troll otherwise this theory remains fact.

Yea!

Plus, trolls don't have youtube videos...


You should know that

I know right? Next they'll be trying to tell us timecube's not true, either...

How ridiculous would that be right?

#473
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I have seen the light of TRUTH, brothers and sisters, so to celebrate, I made a piccy...

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Modifié par johnbonhamatron, 09 avril 2012 - 05:58 .


#474
Nostradamoose

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Special brew for special Sheppards?

#475
johnbonhamatron

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Believe it brother!