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[EmEr77]

I approve of this thread.

[ardensia]

EmEr77 wrote...

I approve of this thread.

Likewise, I think Intoxication Theory falls well in line with your Endings + Vodka post. The drinking game you listed might make it easier for people to test the drunk + drunk = not drunk theory.

Modifié par ardensia, 12 avril 2012 - 02:41 .

[wheelierdan]

hahaha on man a drinking game for a drinking theory, why didn't i think of that?

[ticklefist]

This is the Wintoxication Theory.

[Nostradamoose]

You mean Incepcication theory.

See what I did there?

[Leonia]

wheelierdan wrote...

hahaha on man a drinking game for a drinking theory, why didn't i think of that?

Brilliant. What are the rules?

[wheelierdan]

if the ending confuses you, take a drink

if it makes sense to you call 911 because you have alcohol poisoning.

im bad at drinking games.

[Nostradamoose]

Every time Starchild spouts bull**** or when you perceive a plot hole, take a shot.


I almost died yesterday.

[Unfallen_Satan]

Lol. I like.

[ardensia]

 Here's the drinking game from EmEr77's thread. I just took the portion of it that applies to the game rather than the forums, since I'm not quite sure how tightly the forums are tied to Bioware's plans for Intoxication Theory yet.

EmEr77 wrote...

Drink - Every time you see something that doesn't make sense after Harbinger back-hands you to the ground. Guaranteed to erase your night.
Drink - Every time someone says: "We can't beat the Reapers using conventional means." (This won't get you drunk, but seriously, they tell you that way too many times. SHEPARD KNOWS. SHEPARD'S ON IT.)
Drink - Every time an ME2 teammate kicks the bucket.
Drink - ...Every time the game makes you expel manly tears. (Mostly because you need it)
Drink - Every time you take cover in multiplayer when you actually mean to revive someone.
 

 

[evisneffo]

ardensia wrote...

 Here's the drinking game from EmEr77's thread. I just took the portion of it that applies to the game rather than the forums, since I'm not quite sure how tightly the forums are tied to Bioware's plans for Intoxication Theory yet.

EmEr77 wrote...
*snip*
Drink - Every time you take cover in multiplayer when you actually mean to revive someone.
 

 

Ohhhh man, if I had a drink for every time I rolled instead of taking cover / vaulted instead of taking cover / rolled instead of vaulting / took cover instead of vaulting ...

Clearly a sign that the way forward is to be intoxicated.

[Nostradamoose]

evisneffo wrote...

ardensia wrote...

 Here's the drinking game from EmEr77's thread. I just took the portion of it that applies to the game rather than the forums, since I'm not quite sure how tightly the forums are tied to Bioware's plans for Intoxication Theory yet.

EmEr77 wrote...
*snip*
Drink - Every time you take cover in multiplayer when you actually mean to revive someone.
 

 

Ohhhh man, if I had a drink for every time I rolled instead of taking cover / vaulted instead of taking cover / rolled instead of vaulting / took cover instead of vaulting ...

Clearly a sign that the way forward is to be intoxicated.

I just played that game, my liver hurts

[Apathy1989]

Clearly this is the truth. So many character say "when this is over, I'm buying the drinks". Clearly they are buying the drinks now.

[Keyrlis]

As a bartender, I must point out the obvious:
The "catalyst" in ME3, like simple syrup in a cocktail, adds sweetness without flavor, either in the literary sense, or taste. The closed Citadel is a highball glass. When they finally bring it close in ME3, from the planet it is the perspective of Shepard raising it to his lips through the drunken haze of too many green things. And the bright flash? That is Shepard running for a SHOT before last call, and having some silly drunk girl flash him with her Omni-Cameraphone, obviously.
I tell you one thing: If I had one of those Reaper klaxons to sound at 1:45, It'd be a devil of a lot easier to get the drunks who don't know when to leave, to leave.

[elfshepard]

 I laughed so hard when I read this.

Awesome theory OP

[evisneffo]

Keyrlis wrote...

As a bartender, I must point out the obvious:
The "catalyst" in ME3, like simple syrup in a cocktail, adds sweetness without flavor, either in the literary sense, or taste. The closed Citadel is a highball glass. When they finally bring it close in ME3, from the planet it is the perspective of Shepard raising it to his lips through the drunken haze of too many green things. And the bright flash? That is Shepard running for a SHOT before last call, and having some silly drunk girl flash him with her Omni-Cameraphone, obviously.
I tell you one thing: If I had one of those Reaper klaxons to sound at 1:45, It'd be a devil of a lot easier to get the drunks who don't know when to leave, to leave.

Hahahahah nice

That Reaper noise must be hell on a hangover. I bet that's how they indoctrinate their victims -- wait until their heads are so heavy they'll do anything to make the noise stop.

Nostradamoose wrote...
I just played that game, my liver hurts../../../images/forum/emoticons/sick.png

I'm surprised you're still alive. Are you a severely hungover Shepard by any chance?

Modifié par evisneffo, 13 avril 2012 - 07:44 .

[Leonia]

ardensia wrote...

 Here's the drinking game from EmEr77's thread. I just took the portion of it that applies to the game rather than the forums, since I'm not quite sure how tightly the forums are tied to Bioware's plans for Intoxication Theory yet.

EmEr77 wrote...

Drink - Every time you see something that doesn't make sense after Harbinger back-hands you to the ground. Guaranteed to erase your night.
Drink - Every time someone says: "We can't beat the Reapers using conventional means." (This won't get you drunk, but seriously, they tell you that way too many times. SHEPARD KNOWS. SHEPARD'S ON IT.)
Drink - Every time an ME2 teammate kicks the bucket.
Drink - ...Every time the game makes you expel manly tears. (Mostly because you need it)
Drink - Every time you take cover in multiplayer when you actually mean to revive someone.
 

 

I wanted to add to the list..

Drink - Every time a reference to alcohol is made in the game, whether indirectly or directly.

It will change your entire perception of the trilogy.

[DirtySHISN0]

The prothean beacon in ME1 did infact kill shepard you say? see life on mars (tv series not, song).

There's my crazy theory to add to the list.

Modifié par DirtySHISN0, 13 avril 2012 - 04:38 .

[Baihu1983]

um...yeah

[Nostradamoose]

evisneffo wrote...

Nostradamoose wrote...
I just played that game, my liver hurts../../../images/forum/emoticons/sick.png

I'm surprised you're still alive. Are you a severely hungover Shepard by any chance?

No...I'm the Shepard that withstood Ryncol

College life in a Law Faculty makes you tough... somehow. (Apparently I can stand far more than others do)


While it was far from my worst binge, it wasn't that pleasant the next day.

[Aurelia4]

I have only one thing to say to this thread:

Tequila Se'lai.

[evisneffo]

Baihu1983 wrote...

um...yeah

Lemme guess ... you're in awe of how accurate this theory is.

[Nostradamoose]

evisneffo wrote...

Baihu1983 wrote...

um...yeah

Lemme guess ... you're in awe of how accurate this theory is.

Nothing more accurate than this.

It's as if Mass Effect bended itself to give creedance to this theory.

Found something...

Wrex talks about Krogans now exchanging ryncol between one another before the final fight!

This has to have a link in all this!

[evisneffo]

Thane is onboard with this theory.



(From Shepenwepet's post in the Party temple thread)

[Mirdarion]

wheelierdan, since Mass Effect 3 and both predecessors are running with Wine on Linux and Mac you have another hint for your Intoxication Theory!