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[Leonia]

Perhaps the emergency induction port is a clue to opening our eyes to the truth.

[spacefiddle]

Silly amateur theorizinators! All your doubts and suggestions of flaws, inconsistencies and plot holes in the Intoxication Theory can easily be explained away by.... The Blackout.

[wheelierdan]

Jack_Forest wrote...

wheelierdan wrote...

Jack_Forest wrote...

wheelierdan wrote...

no jack forest *if that is your real name) the imagination theory doesn't make sense, everyone knows that. intoxication theory is the only one that makes sense and is supported by all the in game clues bioware left us. get a clue!

Well, I do remeber a moment in ME2 where Shep was drinking something on Illium(?) until s/he passed out and woke up lying in the bathroom... Maybe whole ME3 is a dream s/he had before waking up? This makes more sense then the actual ending - sad, isn't it?

yes i reference this in the op, but it wasnt a bathroom it was an alley full of vorcha who very clearly wanted to eat human flesh.  if those events were real why didnt they eat shepard. were through the looking glass of booze here people!

Yeah, that was actually a different moment... Heck, your theory actually makes sense!

its not a theory anymore that was 5 minutes ago, its become fact now, all of the clues are there, they even said in the press releases that people just dont get it.

[Eckswhyzed]

Hey remember the green drink you can buy on the Citadel in ME2...THAT's THE SYNTHESIS ENDING RIGHT THERE!

[Nostradamoose]

wheelierdan wrote...

leonia42 wrote...

And that lounge on the Normandy, surely we missed something there, what sort of bottles were those on the counter?

more importantly noticed the two differently colored bottle of booze, blue and red. which obviously symbolyses shepards morality and how it is affected by the booze.

good find ill add it to the op

This has got to mean something!

Look how Shepard looks at him drunkely!

[Slash1667]

Nostradamoose wrote...

Well all know Shepard had to release some stress, as hinted by Joker after Thessia! So he took it up to the bottle!

Basically, all what happens during the final battle is due to delirium tremons!

Shepard is an alcoholic that got the shakes!

IT ALL MAKES SENSE!

Noboby forget all the Red Sand references either please. Making more and more sense now that I think about.

[Nostradamoose]

On a more serious note, do send this thread to Merizan / Mass effect Twitter

(I'm twitter illiterate)

[spacefiddle]

You know, in ME2 we have that Batarian bartender who tries to off Shepard by slipping him a BAD DRINK!

But it's not enough to stop Shepard! Nope, he wakes up in an alley saying, no way man, that drink you tried to force-feed me killed dozens of other humans but... I SURVIVE! And you can go back to either feed him his own damn drink, or let an angry Turian blow his face off.

This is the secret meaning of the Breath ending.

[wheelierdan]

Flyprdu wrote...

Martin Sheen in his post-production promo interview for Mass Effect 3: "Stay tuned...  I'm not done yet."

Edit:  Misread the title.

this is officially my favorite post, because it is.  i hope there are more.

[wheelierdan]

Nostradamoose wrote...

On a more serious note, do send this thread to Merizan / Mass effect Twitter

(I'm twitter illiterate)

i dont have a twitter account either, no time! got to fit the pieces together!!

[Nostradamoose]

I'm creating one!

We need answers!

[ardensia]

I'VE BEEN THINKING THIS SINCE OMEGA!!!

I mean, really! Shepherd gets put together by terrorist group Cerberus, and the first place you're dumped off is the most wretched hive of scum and villainy in the galaxy. OBVIOUSLY Bioware knew we'd immediately go there and get drunk. It fits right in!

I'm bummed they never got around to showing my LI drunk, though. I mean, Ashley and Tali are obviously writer pets in this situation. Where's the love for Garrus? That turian brandy has to be on the Normandy for someone.

Modifié par ardensia, 27 mars 2012 - 04:46 .

[Exicuren]

That would explain ryncol, it's synthesis through radiation

[wheelierdan]

Nostradamoose wrote...

I'm creating one!

We need answers!

yes its important to get some offical confirmation so that people stop being uneducated on the subject.

[spacefiddle]

I am Drunk of Beerg. Sobriety is futile. You will be inebriated.

[wheelierdan]

ardensia wrote...

I'VE BEEN THINKING THIS SINCE OMEGA!!!

I mean, really! Shepherd gets put together by terrorist group Cerberus, and the first place you're dumped off is the most wretched hive of scum and villainy in the galaxy. OBVIOUSLY Bioware knew we'd immediately go there and get drunk. It fits right in!

I'm bummed they never got around to showing my LI drunk, though. I mean, Ashley and Tali are obviously writer pets in this situation. Where's the love for Garrus? That turian brandy has to be on the Normandy for someone.

hopefully they address this oversight in dlc, if only there were banners where we could voice our support for LI intoxication inclusion.

[spacefiddle]

Wait, it all makes sense now.... I don't remember Shep's cabin having a bathroom before. The DLC announced in April will be Mass Effect: Cold Shower.

[Nostradamoose]

Look at what I found!

[Drumsmasher]

Nostradamoose wrote...

wheelierdan wrote...

leonia42 wrote...

And that lounge on the Normandy, surely we missed something there, what sort of bottles were those on the counter?

more importantly noticed the two differently colored bottle of booze, blue and red. which obviously symbolyses shepards morality and how it is affected by the booze.

good find ill add it to the op

This has got to mean something!

Look how Shepard looks at him drunkely!

Ahahahah! That guy's funnier than Mordin!

[Janus382]

I accept this as fact, and will now plaster it into all forum threads, regardless of relevance!

*whoosh*

[ardensia]

wheelierdan wrote...

ardensia wrote...

I'VE BEEN THINKING THIS SINCE OMEGA!!!

I mean, really! Shepherd gets put together by terrorist group Cerberus, and the first place you're dumped off is the most wretched hive of scum and villainy in the galaxy. OBVIOUSLY Bioware knew we'd immediately go there and get drunk. It fits right in!

I'm bummed they never got around to showing my LI drunk, though. I mean, Ashley and Tali are obviously writer pets in this situation. Where's the love for Garrus? That turian brandy has to be on the Normandy for someone.

hopefully they address this oversight in dlc, if only there were banners where we could voice our support for LI intoxication inclusion.

I know, but I suck at making banners.... 

I should practice, though! How will people know the truth if we don't have banners??

[Nostradamoose]

We need a banner...

[wheelierdan]

you always see mordin behind a counter, everytime you see him, a counter? or a bar. because he is a bartender. he mixes sheaprds drinks. why? because someone esle mgiht have gotten it wrong.

[Nostradamoose]

The reapers hid all Earth's booze on the Citadel, this is why Sheppard had to go run for it.

Remember that guys, it explains all of it.

[GoblinSapper]

Nostradamoose wrote...

The reapers hid all Earth's booze on the Citadel, this is why Sheppard had to go run for it.

Remember that guys, it explains all of it.

Marauder Shields was a bouncer, trying to tell you that you've had enough.