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[Nostradamoose]

Slash1667 wrote...

ardensia wrote...

I'VE BEEN THINKING THIS SINCE OMEGA!!!

I mean, really! Shepherd gets put together by terrorist group Cerberus, and the first place you're dumped off is the most wretched hive of scum and villainy in the galaxy. OBVIOUSLY Bioware knew we'd immediately go there and get drunk. It fits right in!

I'm bummed they never got around to showing my LI drunk, though. I mean, Ashley and Tali are obviously writer pets in this situation. Where's the love for Garrus? That turian brandy has to be on the Normandy for someone.

Oh Oh and not only are we sent to Omega but the Cerberus AI TELLS us to go to the bar.

And I missed this!? Dang!

[leapingmonkeys]

Remember in ME2 when that bartender gave Shepard a poisoned drink? Clearly, everything from that point onward is simply a hallucination.

In the next DLC we're going wake up in a back alley somewhere on Omega with a royal headache. And any evidence that you may find that does not support that premise is simply due to the fantastic skill of the Bioware writers not wanting to tip you off to the truth!

Modifié par leapingmonkeys, 27 mars 2012 - 05:39 .

[Smeffects]

wheelierdan wrote...

Smeffects wrote...

This theory actually as solid as the indoctrination one. Thats saying alot.

indoctrination theory is nothing but a bunch of people taking a theme of the game and applying facts completely out of context to support a very unlikely idea.  That would be dumb.  We don't do that here only facts!

But what about the grass that appear before marauder shield's. It was not here before when that area was the background senary. Why did grass spawn! Those weed poping up the soil, could be indoctrination bushs as much as just plain bushs that you could not see from far away from being too smashed. Or it was a common technique about reducing foliage and detail in the background to keep the game performance and the grass was added when we got closer. But honestly that grass dude, it has to be a symbol of something. Perhaps its green tint was a warning about the posibility of symbiosis ending being a reaper conspiracy or it was a type of weed that can cure a big hangover.

Modifié par Smeffects, 27 mars 2012 - 05:41 .

[wheelierdan]

do you guys think putting the jab at indoctrination at the op is too on the nose, is it funnier if i dont?

[wheelierdan]

Smeffects wrote...

wheelierdan wrote...

Smeffects wrote...

This theory actually as solid as the indoctrination one. Thats saying alot.

indoctrination theory is nothing but a bunch of people taking a theme of the game and applying facts completely out of context to support a very unlikely idea.  That would be dumb.  We don't do that here only facts!

But what about the grass that appear before marauder shield's. It was not here before when that area was the background senary. Why did grass spawn! Those weed poping up the soil, could be indoctrination bushs as much as just plain bushs that you could not see from far away from being too smashed. Or it was a common technique about reducing foliage and detail in the background to keep the game performance and the grass was added when we got closer. But honestly that grass dude, it has to be a symbol of something. Perhaps its green tint was a warning about the posibility of symbiosis ending.

your logic is perfect and you are truly enlightenened.

[Nostradamoose]

Smeffects wrote...

wheelierdan wrote...

Smeffects wrote...

This theory actually as solid as the indoctrination one. Thats saying alot.

indoctrination theory is nothing but a bunch of people taking a theme of the game and applying facts completely out of context to support a very unlikely idea.  That would be dumb.  We don't do that here only facts!

But what about the grass that appear before marauder shield's. It was not here before when that area was the background senary. Why did grass spawn! Those weed poping up the soil, could be indoctrination bushs as much as just plain bushs that you could not see from far away from being too smashed. Or it was a common technique about reducing foliage and detail in the background to keep the game performance and the grass was added when we got closer. But honestly that grass dude, it has to be a symbol of something. Perhaps its green tint was a warning about the posibility of symbiosis ending.

It's probably Pot...

So Shepard is running towards a pot bush the whole time!

Oh God... Shepard is worst off than we thought!

[Kanner]

I'm not nearly theory enough for this drunk.

[Nostradamoose]

wheelierdan wrote...

do you guys think putting the jab at indoctrination at the op is too on the nose, is it funnier if i dont?

Keep it

[Nostradamoose]

Kanner wrote...

I'm not nearly theory enough for this drunk.

Now if that does not bring you into the fold, nothing will!

[Slash1667]

Nostradamoose wrote...

Still, right now, I am realizing... We are stuck by a massive hole in our theory:

What are husks?

Husks are the other intoxicated citizens in the area know you have booze and are coming to ask you to share. However, in your drunken state, you inner fear of cyborgs surfaces and protrays the kind citizens as rampaging cyborgs out to still your booze.

[wheelierdan]

Kanner wrote...

I'm not nearly theory enough for this drunk.

 that made me lol

also i moved the indoct part down lower so they might read a bit more.

[ejkeecha]

How can anyone forget Dr Chakwas continually plying you with Alcohol through the use of Serrice Ice Brandy. I think you will find that Shep will wake up in AA.

[wheelierdan]

Slash1667 wrote...

Nostradamoose wrote...

Still, right now, I am realizing... We are stuck by a massive hole in our theory:

What are husks?

Husks are the other intoxicated citizens in the area know you have booze and are coming to ask you to share. However, in your drunken state, you inner fear of cyborgs surfaces and protrays the kind citizens as rampaging cyborgs out to still your booze.

yes yes i think youve filled out the fact!

[Lmaoboat]

"Put more stuff... in the thing more stuff goes in."

[Slash1667]

Nostradamoose wrote...

Slash1667 wrote...

ardensia wrote...

I'VE BEEN THINKING THIS SINCE OMEGA!!!

I mean, really! Shepherd gets put together by terrorist group Cerberus, and the first place you're dumped off is the most wretched hive of scum and villainy in the galaxy. OBVIOUSLY Bioware knew we'd immediately go there and get drunk. It fits right in!

I'm bummed they never got around to showing my LI drunk, though. I mean, Ashley and Tali are obviously writer pets in this situation. Where's the love for Garrus? That turian brandy has to be on the Normandy for someone.

Oh Oh and not only are we sent to Omega but the Cerberus AI TELLS us to go to the bar.

And I missed this!? Dang!

Yep that damn AI sent us to the bar under the guise of finding people. One of which was a doctor......hmmmm.....I wonder if she was trying to imply something with that?

[ardensia]

Kanner wrote...

I'm not nearly theory enough for this drunk.

Someone get this man some ryncol!

[Slash1667]

Smeffects wrote...

wheelierdan wrote...

Smeffects wrote...

This theory actually as solid as the indoctrination one. Thats saying alot.

indoctrination theory is nothing but a bunch of people taking a theme of the game and applying facts completely out of context to support a very unlikely idea.  That would be dumb.  We don't do that here only facts!

But what about the grass that appear before marauder shield's. It was not here before when that area was the background senary. Why did grass spawn! Those weed poping up the soil, could be indoctrination bushs as much as just plain bushs that you could not see from far away from being too smashed. Or it was a common technique about reducing foliage and detail in the background to keep the game performance and the grass was added when we got closer. But honestly that grass dude, it has to be a symbol of something. Perhaps its green tint was a warning about the posibility of symbiosis ending being a reaper conspiracy or it was a type of weed that can cure a big hangover.

Nah, the grass is irrelevant. It's just one of the red sand hallucinations. doesn't play a part in the intoxication theory at all.

[Nostradamoose]

Going off to bed, but guys, please! Keep the theory alive!

[Smeffects]

Nostradamoose wrote...

Smeffects wrote...

wheelierdan wrote...

Smeffects wrote...

This theory actually as solid as the indoctrination one. Thats saying alot.

indoctrination theory is nothing but a bunch of people taking a theme of the game and applying facts completely out of context to support a very unlikely idea.  That would be dumb.  We don't do that here only facts!

But what about the grass that appear before marauder shield's. It was not here before when that area was the background senary. Why did grass spawn! Those weed poping up the soil, could be indoctrination bushs as much as just plain bushs that you could not see from far away from being too smashed. Or it was a common technique about reducing foliage and detail in the background to keep the game performance and the grass was added when we got closer. But honestly that grass dude, it has to be a symbol of something. Perhaps its green tint was a warning about the posibility of symbiosis ending.

It's probably Pot...

So Shepard is running towards a pot bush the whole time!

Oh God... Shepard is worst off than we thought!

WOW. thats another thing man, notice how shepard never ate anything during every single mass effect. Its obvious, its all a trip in his head. At the very end of his trip he dream of that weed laying on the ground for the taking. He is 5 dreaming minute off a joint. Which will make him very hungry and he will finally eat. Can you belive that ****, 100h trip. I wonder what the hell he was doing man, that was not some soft drug. Its also easy to guess that Shepard is on welfare, living in an appartment with some other junkie named Greg Varian, which once stoned hard, could sound like Garrus Vakarian.

[Slash1667]

ejkeecha wrote...

How can anyone forget Dr Chakwas continually plying you with Alcohol through the use of Serrice Ice Brandy. I think you will find that Shep will wake up in AA.

See Shep was letting her get him drunk to take advantage of her.........errrrrr

[MalevoIence]

The Indoctrination Theorists are the ones that forget what a theory means.......It's like talking to someone who swore they saw bigfoot when arguing with those ppl

[dreaming_raithe]

In the next DLC we're going wake up in a back alley somewhere on Omega with a royal headache. And any evidence that you may find that does not support that premise is simply due to the fantastic skill of the Bioware writers not wanting to tip you off to the truth!

So the Retake Omega DLC is *confirmed*! You know how sometimes you can incorporate like your alarm clock into your dreams if you're sleeping really soundly? Shepard obviously heard sounds of a battle going on in Omega and that led to him dreaming Aria telling him about Cerberus taking it.

[wheelierdan]

MalevoIence wrote...

The Indoctrination Theorists are the ones that forget what a theory means.......It's like talking to someone who swore they saw bigfoot when arguing with those ppl

yeah that whole idea is so dumb it doesnt ewven make sense. im glad you found the facts.

[wheelierdan]

dreaming_raithe wrote...

In the next DLC we're going wake up in a back alley somewhere on Omega with a royal headache. And any evidence that you may find that does not support that premise is simply due to the fantastic skill of the Bioware writers not wanting to tip you off to the truth!

So the Retake Omega DLC is *confirmed*! You know how sometimes you can incorporate like your alarm clock into your dreams if you're sleeping really soundly? Shepard obviously heard sounds of a battle going on in Omega and that led to him dreaming Aria telling him about Cerberus taking it.

crucible, galatic super weapon or alarm clock, which makes more sense

[Smeffects]

MalevoIence wrote...

The Indoctrination Theorists are the ones that forget what a theory means.......It's like talking to someone who swore they saw bigfoot when arguing with those ppl

DUDE listen there buddy, if bigfoot wasent real why would he have hair? I mean look if he wasent real he wouldnt have big feets and we wouldnt have called him big foot! Who would make up stuff like this?