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[Slash1667]

GBGriffin wrote...

wheelierdan wrote...

AnthonyDraft wrote...

Epic troll is epic ^^

Though that's a lot of text for a troll thread.

it was shorter when i started but everyone in the thread kept brainstorming.

Well, if we follow the same...logic...as the other "only viable ending theory", we could probably keep at it and fill this thread with facts.

Bad thing is I was planning on going to bed an hour ago

[Rafe34]

ardensia wrote...

Rafe34 wrote...

Uh oh. I think I may have found a problem with this theory. I have a Shepard that never touched a drink all the way through the entire game.

So... how is he drunk then?

Obviously, you were playing it wrong.

When you meet with Garrus to shoot bottles on the Presidium, Shepherd says, "I don't think the Reapers have conquered alcohol yet." Bioware is assuming your Shepherd drinks, even if you never had Shepherd drink. It's like when you're playing as Joker in ME2 and EDI says that everyone on the ship has been taken, but if you still haven't woken Grunt up, then the Collectors really haven't taken anyone, have they?

Oooh, that raises another important question: How does the Joker scene fit into all this? Did that really happen? I mean, you're not playing as Shepherd...

You're assuming my Shepard says that. Actually, he invited Garrus to go listen to Hanar poetry, (renegade response).

[Slash1667]

Rafe34 wrote...

ardensia wrote...

Rafe34 wrote...

Uh oh. I think I may have found a problem with this theory. I have a Shepard that never touched a drink all the way through the entire game.

So... how is he drunk then?

Obviously, you were playing it wrong.

When you meet with Garrus to shoot bottles on the Presidium, Shepherd says, "I don't think the Reapers have conquered alcohol yet." Bioware is assuming your Shepherd drinks, even if you never had Shepherd drink. It's like when you're playing as Joker in ME2 and EDI says that everyone on the ship has been taken, but if you still haven't woken Grunt up, then the Collectors really haven't taken anyone, have they?

Oooh, that raises another important question: How does the Joker scene fit into all this? Did that really happen? I mean, you're not playing as Shepherd...

You're assuming my Shepard says that. Actually, he invited Garrus to go listen to Hanar poetry, (renegade response).

Well, there ya go Rafe34, ya have to be drunk or stoned to enjoy Hanar poetry. However even that doesn't help with Krogen poetry.

[wheelierdan]

im actually sad only one person has posted thinking it was an indoctrination thread

[Slash1667]

wheelierdan wrote...

im actually sad only one person has posted thinking it was an indoctrination thread

I'm actually glad they haven't. I hate buzzkills

[cyrrant]

wheelierdan wrote...

im actually sad only one person has posted thinking it was an indoctrination thread

The OP is obviously just that convincing.

[Leonia]

You mean this isn't the indoctrination thread?

I no longer know what to believe any more!

[wheelierdan]

we havent made it till we have a banner and i have no skills. i didnt even know how to post clickable links in a forum until today.

[Slash1667]

wheelierdan wrote...

we havent made it till we have a banner and i have no skills. i didnt even know how to post clickable links in a forum until today.

We also need a charity drive of some sort to support AA....in the name of Shepard of course

[wheelierdan]

unless your charity is cupcakes for bioware it gets locked

[GBGriffin]

wheelierdan wrote...

we havent made it till we have a banner and i have no skills. i didnt even know how to post clickable links in a forum until today.

Honestly, I'd start a charity drive to get a talented artist intoxicated and have him or her design us a spiffy banner.

It would really capture the spirit of the movement.

[Slash1667]

who said it had to be through BSN, Facebook and twitter baby

But then again it was just a joke anyway.

Modifié par Slash1667, 27 mars 2012 - 07:31 .

[wheelierdan]

i thought about inventing a fake charity, with no real way to donate money, to add to the humor but i didnt want to risk someone taking it serious and getting a thread lock

[Leonia]

If everyone was drunk, they wouldn't take things too seriously. Maybe that should be the goal of the new movement?

[Slash1667]

actually I'm surprise there hasn't been an "nb4lock" yet.

Ok time for bed, got class in 8 hours and need sleep.

[GBGriffin]

wheelierdan wrote...

i thought about inventing a fake charity, with no real way to donate money, to add to the humor but i didnt want to risk someone taking it serious and getting a thread lock

Honestly, that's probably for the best. I'm now convinced that if people thought blindly donating to a cause they didn't research would fund a new ending to a video game, then anything is possible.

[wheelierdan]

haha i think id prefer to keep my alcoholism strictly in game:)

[wheelierdan]

GBGriffin wrote...

wheelierdan wrote...

i thought about inventing a fake charity, with no real way to donate money, to add to the humor but i didnt want to risk someone taking it serious and getting a thread lock

Honestly, that's probably for the best. I'm now convinced that if people thought blindly donating to a cause they didn't research would fund a new ending to a video game, then anything is possible.

yeah as much as it irritates me that theyve been selective on that, i can understand them wanting to stay out of it.  i honestly couldnt believe people took money back on that, it was deisgusting,

[ardensia]

wheelierdan wrote...

we havent made it till we have a banner and i have no skills. i didnt even know how to post clickable links in a forum until today.

I have one. A friend is helping me host it, because of the aforementioned laziness.

I actually hopped into ME2 and got my Shep all plastered at the Citadel just trying to get good screenshots.

[Sajuro]

Jack_Forest wrote...

Well, it could always be Imagination TheoryWell, it could always be Imagination Theory - Grandpa simply made up this whole thing as a good story to his grandchild. Of course, this is even worse than the actual ending, but at least it helps explain everything.

Grandpa: And then as Shepard took miranda on the engine room floor.
Kid:
Parent: That's it! NO MORE STORIES!

[GBGriffin]

wheelierdan wrote...

haha i think id prefer to keep my alcoholism strictly in game:)

I mean...suit yourself, but I'd say you're missing out on the true beauty of BioWare's masterpiece: driving the player to intoxication on the same (or higher) level as Shepard.

[Unschuld]

I'm fully aware of this theory and have experienced it many times.

You may be on to something, OP....

[wheelierdan]

i can see the possibilities for immersive interactive gameplay, **** the kinect ive got a bottle of vodka;)

[GBGriffin]

wheelierdan wrote...

GBGriffin wrote...

wheelierdan wrote...

i thought about inventing a fake charity, with no real way to donate money, to add to the humor but i didnt want to risk someone taking it serious and getting a thread lock

Honestly, that's probably for the best. I'm now convinced that if people thought blindly donating to a cause they didn't research would fund a new ending to a video game, then anything is possible.

yeah as much as it irritates me that theyve been selective on that, i can understand them wanting to stay out of it.  i honestly couldnt believe people took money back on that, it was deisgusting,

Yep....in all honestly, I was only occasionally checking the boards for updates from BioWare after that. I was thoroughly upset over it. 

Then I saw this thread...it's perfect

[wheelierdan]

ardensia wrote...

wheelierdan wrote...

we havent made it till we have a banner and i have no skills. i didnt even know how to post clickable links in a forum until today.

I have one. A friend is helping me host it, because of the aforementioned laziness.

I actually hopped into ME2 and got my Shep all plastered at the Citadel just trying to get good screenshots.

awesome you and your friend rock