Breaking news!
-The Harbinger is ready to make an interview with us. Using a minion, he will assume direct control and speak about ME3, an the endings. Oh, here he is!!!
-"I'M ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL"
-Hello. How should I call you? Harby? Har? Harbinger?
-"WE ARE THE HARBINGER"
-Ok, Mr. Harbinger, what you think about ME3?
-"THIS, IS TRUE POWER"
-Yes, many people said that the game was awesome, but at least 90% says right now that the ending seems to be written quickly and has lots of plotholes. Can you tell us something about this?
-"THIS IS WHAT YOU FACE"
-I see... what do you think about the complains?
-"YOUR ATTACKS ARE AN INSULT"
-Noted. And... what about the phisical menace did against the ME3 creators, that this reporter is against?
-"THIS BODY'S PAIN, IS IRRELEVANT. IF I MUST TARE YOU APART, I WILL"
-But the movement is getting stronger every day...
-"THE FORCES OF THE MOVEMENT, BENT TO ME"
-Uhm... sure they will. What you think about plot holes?
-"WE ARE THE BEGGINING... YOU ARE THE END!"
-But I heard that the customers were co-creators of the history...
-"THIS HURTS YOU"
-Yup, most of the people felt hurt. Are you afraid that DA3 Will be the highest fiasco in bioware history? I mean, a huge fan base on berserker mode is a pain in the ass!
-"THERE IS NO PAIN, THERE IS NO FEAR"
-Awesome. Something about future DLCs?
-"WE WILL SHOW YOU TRUE POWER"
-And about the announcements of bioware staff?
-"DIRECT INTERVENTION WAS NECESSARY"
-Yikes. For the ending, something to the cool guys of Retake ME3? They are awesome, they fight for they believe, for their love to the series...
-"HUMANS, YOU HAVE CHANGED NOTHING. WE ARE ME SALVATION THROUGH ITS DESTRUCTION! YOU HAVE ATTRACTED THE ATTENTION OF ONES INFINITELY SUPERIOR! YOU HAVE FAILED. WE WILL FIND ANOTHER WAY!!!"
-Thanks for the interview, mr Harbinger.
-"RELEASING DIRECT CONTROL"
-Thats all. This is Ironhandjustice, transmitting from Earth, just to be impaled and turned into a husk by the Reapers. Thanks for whatahssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!
BREAKING NEWS!!! Harbinger interview - (That was a Joke)
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Ironhandjustice
, mars 27 2012 06:23
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Posté 27 mars 2012 - 02:04
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Posté 27 mars 2012 - 02:15
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That was.... refreshing.
But seriously I can see that interview happening irl.
But seriously I can see that interview happening irl.
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Posté 27 mars 2012 - 02:18
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THIS HURTS YOU
Modifié par Aesieru, 27 mars 2012 - 02:21 .
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Posté 27 mars 2012 - 02:39
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WE DEMAND YOU WATCH THIS
Modifié par Aesieru, 27 mars 2012 - 02:40 .
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Posté 27 mars 2012 - 02:49
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Posté 27 mars 2012 - 03:05
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Got a good giggle out of that OP. Maybe you rushed it a little, but there a few mistakes here and there :-) I also feel it would be easier to read if you left a space between lines. Still, very good OP :-)
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Posté 27 mars 2012 - 03:14
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Thanks to everyone.
English is not my first language, so, sorry for the mistakes
English is not my first language, so, sorry for the mistakes
