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[Jaysh]

[Sohlito]

Wrex: "I prefer my Salarian liver served raw."
Javik: "He is correct...it was a delicacy in my cycle."

[Fattness132]

Talk between Wrex and Shep

Shep: I was the one having bullets shot at me.
Wrex: And i gave you the moral support to dodge them.

[LunaticLMD]

There were several.

The Shadow Broker joke on Sur'kesh with Garrus/Liara.

"Theres a reaper in my way Wrex!" on Tuchanka with femshep.

The banter between Garrus/James in the mess hall.

And a lot of the banter between Mordin/Eve and Mordin/Joker talking about Edi when Shep walks in.

Edit: Drunk Ashley and drunk Tali too.

Modifié par LunaticLMD, 27 mars 2012 - 06:58 .

[dgumb]

Vega: So, Prothean, huh?
Javik: Yes.
Vega: You guys like to drink, booze it up?
Javik: No.
Vega: Okay… What about gambling? Play cards?
Javik: Games of chance were punishable by death in the Empire.
Vega: Oh sure, sure... that seems... reasonable. OK… Soo, smoking? You ever do that?
Javik: Only when my armor became enflamed.
Vega: Right. -chuckles- Yeah, smoking! I get it. So jokes then! You got jokes, all right. You got any good ones?
Javik: No… Yes!
Vega: Give ‘em to me!
Javik: The tulamorian spy entered the enemy’s camp and said to the venksheer, “I didn’t know your parnaps could glow.”
Vega: Uhhhmmm…
Javik: That was the joke.
Vega: -choked, awkward laugh- Ohhhh, right. Haha. I get it. Yeah, that was a good one. Whew…
Javik: No, it wasn’t. I just made it up. Now the joke is now on you, human. You will believe anything. Hahahahaha!

Modifié par dgumb, 27 mars 2012 - 07:01 .

[RyuGuitarFreak]

Blasto 6 and drunk Tali were hilarious win.

[SilentK]

vvEvilvKittenvv wrote...

I laugh everytime i take liara and garrus with my Shep to save the female krogan.
When the yagh bursts thru the wall and this dialogue plays.

Shep: Careful. There goes the next shadow broker."
Garrus: Could've sworn he was muttering "T'soni" the whole time.
Liara: Not funny.

Bwa ha ha   =)

Oki, I have to take those two with me to get Eve on the next FemShep, the current one doesn't have Garrus. That was wonderful.

Another good one, Mordin singing about the krogan queen for Eve. That was really sweet.

[Esoretal]

The medical advice Mordin was giving to Joker when Shep walks in.

"She's... she's standing right there, isn't she?"

EDIT: Oh, and Garrus. "Now, believe it or not, this damn gun still needs calibrating." I about died.

Modifié par Esoretal, 27 mars 2012 - 07:02 .

[Carlthestrange]

Like others, I felt the ending has to be a joke.

[DennyHoffmann]

STEEEEEVEEEEEE

U sure?

[ThePrestige10]

Emergency. Induction. Port.

[Lana Del Rey]

Javik: Did I mention salarians used to lick their eyes? How far they have come.
Wrex: This is where all you salarians come from, huh? No wonder you’re so soft. Too busy writing poetry about waterfalls.
Shepard: You big… stupid… jellyfish. (the only moment where I didn't hate autodialogue)
There is so much of course 

[usmack5]

Generic Name wrote...

'Commander Shepard has become a hero. Buy DLC.'

I was actually taken aback when I read how blatantly EA can throw a "buy DLC" flag in your face nowadays...it's horrifyingly funny.

[XiaShou]

stop touching that
or the scene with garrus "king of the bottle shooters" , so he can be in charge when bottles riot

[Haiyato]

The jokes between Garrus and Joker. That was funny.

Joker: "How do you know when a Turian's out of ammo?"

Garrus: "He switches to the stick up his *** as his backup weapon."

I freaking died when I heard that one.

[Grumpy-Mcfart]

drunk Tali.

seeing Tali and Kaiden nerd out over omni-tools before the geth dreadnought

basically, any moment with Tali that wasn't heartwarming was this.

also: refund guy FINALLY gets his 15 credits back! had to just put down my controller and walk away for a good 5 minutes I was laughing so hard.

[bigtymers1211]

A quick tidbit during Matrich Aethyeta (Liara's Dad) and Liara, with femshep and Liara as your LI

A: You know, people only listen to Matriach (Benezia) because they want to have sex with you.
L: What?! No, Shepard listens to me.
A: And how many times you thrown her onto the bed and peel her out of her uniform?
L: Do you have to make it sounds so...tawdry?
A: If its civilized, you're not doing it right.

I literally can't stop laughing for 5 minutes after that.

That or Modrin's "purposal" to Eve regarding Garrus' "Availability".

Eve: FOR THE THIRD TIME DOCTOR, I AM NOT INTERESTED...

[N7-RedFox]

Getting punched by Jack - she hits like a girl

[MyAwesomeAfro]

When Wreav and Javik talk.

Wreav: And how many of your are left?
Javik: Enough to kill you

I was in my chair like OOOOOOOOHHHHH DAAAAAMNNN

[cbqueue]

krogan air drop

[Dendio1]

You like her, and you like me too!

This one is not worthy!
A pity we did not teach you to speak.

Are you a real live prothean?
As opposed to a dead fake one?

Javik is the best thing to happen to mass effect since joker

Modifié par Dendio1, 27 mars 2012 - 07:23 .

[goofyomnivore]

I bet the Asari are wishing they had fewer dancers and more commandos right now. Too soon?

Modifié par strive, 27 mars 2012 - 07:27 .

[DashRunner92]

ImmovableMover wrote...



This moment right here

My sheps face is an almost permanent scowl, so when he does actually scowl with purpose his eyes practically disappear into his head.

Watching him pull THAT face was priceless, I lost my ****.

I agree, I was not expecting that face at all. I reloaded my save just so I could watch it again.

[Silver-Gryphon]

Shepard: How do you plan to take Omega back?
Aria: I think I might employ violence.

That line had me laughing, Aria