Mordin, talking about how he wants to relaxe on a beach and collect seashells, allso running tests on said seashells.
What is your fav LOL moment in ME3
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#102
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 08:34
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Oh and the one about Garrus biting Shepard! Jack had some of the greatest lines, but not enough. Just like Wrex.
#103
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 08:34
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Emergency Induction Straw...port...
Loved that entire conversation.
Loved that entire conversation.
#104
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 08:35
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Doctor Moustache wrote...
Badassfully: Blasto 6.
11 straight minutes of rofling.
That too!
#105
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 08:37
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I also love when Joker and Mordin talk about EDI and Joker says "Don't tell Shepard.. She's in the room, isn't she?" And Eve answers "I wish I wasn't!"
#106
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 08:41
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Garrus as we walks around the ship talking smack with Vega and making jokes with Joker that was hilarious!
EDI's comment and shep's face when she says she sometimes forgets to recycle the air.
Tali x shep's flirting and Garrus telling them to get a room
Garrus being jealous of Kirahee's weapon
Rann freaking out over Legion
EDI's comment and shep's face when she says she sometimes forgets to recycle the air.
Tali x shep's flirting and Garrus telling them to get a room
Garrus being jealous of Kirahee's weapon
Rann freaking out over Legion
#107
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 08:50
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Shepard: I think that ride's been rough on you, Garrus--you've got a new scar every time I see you. Losing a step there in your old age?
Garrus: Raise your hand if you haven't been killed before. -Raises hand
Garrus: Raise your hand if you haven't been killed before. -Raises hand
#108
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 08:53
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Actually, when you help her with the fleen and she says "Interceptors, divert at the Konesh" (or something like that). I LOLed at her accent.thehomeworld wrote...
Rann freaking out over Legion
@ 14,00 M.
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#109
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 08:53
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Beernun wrote...
Shepard: I think that ride's been rough on you, Garrus--you've got a new scar every time I see you. Losing a step there in your old age?
Garrus: Raise your hand if you haven't been killed before. -Raises hand
ROFL! I haven't heard that one!
Oh, and Ashley drunk on the floor.
Ashley: "I hate you."
Shepard: "I hate you...?"
Ashley: "...Ma'am."
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#110
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 08:54
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When you walk in the med-bay, and you hear moridin speaking to joker on the intercom; giving information about sex with EDI. (like moridin's talk with Shep in ME2)
and Joker asks Moridin to not tell anyone about "this, especially Sheppard."
and Moridin replied "I can guarentee she won't hear ir from me"
Joker:"Oh god! She's right there isn't she."
Eve: "I wish I didn't hear this conversation"
Not exact, but LMAO!!!
and Joker asks Moridin to not tell anyone about "this, especially Sheppard."
and Moridin replied "I can guarentee she won't hear ir from me"
Joker:"Oh god! She's right there isn't she."
Eve: "I wish I didn't hear this conversation"
Not exact, but LMAO!!!
#111
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 08:56
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Beernun wrote...
Shepard: I think that ride's been rough on you, Garrus--you've got a new scar every time I see you. Losing a step there in your old age?
Garrus: Raise your hand if you haven't been killed before. -Raises hand
When/where was that one?
#112
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 09:00
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Easy! Nothing beats Blasto 6: Partners in Crime! 
Blasto: This one has forgotten whether its pistol is currently equipped with incendiary ammunition. Does the criminal scum consider itself fortunate?
Gruff Partner Bubin: Badassfully, you'd better talk. I can't hold him back.
Or
Attractive Elcor Honey: Coquettishly, welcome to the Consort's suites. Oh, Bubin. It's great to see you
Blasto: Has a Prothean descended from heaven? Beacause this one would enjoy enkindling that.
Gruff Partner Bubin: Badassfully, hey, man, that's my sister.
Everytime I listen to that it's 10 minutes I almost forgive Bioware about the endings, almost...
Blasto: This one has forgotten whether its pistol is currently equipped with incendiary ammunition. Does the criminal scum consider itself fortunate?
Gruff Partner Bubin: Badassfully, you'd better talk. I can't hold him back.
Or
Attractive Elcor Honey: Coquettishly, welcome to the Consort's suites. Oh, Bubin. It's great to see you
Blasto: Has a Prothean descended from heaven? Beacause this one would enjoy enkindling that.
Gruff Partner Bubin: Badassfully, hey, man, that's my sister.
Everytime I listen to that it's 10 minutes I almost forgive Bioware about the endings, almost...
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#113
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 09:04
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Jack's banter with Joker. "Cover your ears kids!"
#114
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 09:08
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Two stick out in my mind:
"I'm Garrus Vikarien and this is my favorite spot on the citadel"
And when you tell James to take down the AA guns, instead of hacking it, he walks over and starts kicking the console over and over.
"I'm Garrus Vikarien and this is my favorite spot on the citadel"
And when you tell James to take down the AA guns, instead of hacking it, he walks over and starts kicking the console over and over.
#115
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 09:09
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#116
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 09:14
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Huyna wrote...
They used to eat flies.
Same. He sounded not only shocked but serious as well. It was just funny.
Another favorite was Kasumi.
"You Know. I support religious freedom for all species, but thats just crazy!"
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#117
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 09:15
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Garrus: "You obviously haven't seen turians swim. It's a lot of flailing and splashing interrupted by occasional bouts of... drowning."
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Posté 27 mars 2012 - 09:15
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Just has to be the Blasto 6 audio trailer thing:
"Are you engaging in reproductive behaviour with this one?"
Anyone who hasn't heard it needs to add it to thier to-do list
Oh and also the analyser that you keep touching on Sur ' Kesh.. that was amazing
"Are you engaging in reproductive behaviour with this one?"
Anyone who hasn't heard it needs to add it to thier to-do list
Oh and also the analyser that you keep touching on Sur ' Kesh.. that was amazing
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#119
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 09:18
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After sanctuary, I go down to check on Tali....
...And she is waaaasted man!
I especially like how she slurrs her words in that accent and voice modulation thing.
second favorite was the Blasto movie poster AKA The Greatest Movie Since Lethal Weapon
...And she is waaaasted man!
I especially like how she slurrs her words in that accent and voice modulation thing.
second favorite was the Blasto movie poster AKA The Greatest Movie Since Lethal Weapon
#120
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 09:21
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waking up on aria's couch after a couple of drinks. Both speechless...end scene.
#121
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 09:22
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Garrus and Joker making jokes about each other's race. that was great. and Drunk Tali was nice.
#122
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 09:27
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Shaigunjoe wrote...
Two stick out in my mind:
"I'm Garrus Vikarien and this is my favorite spot on the citadel"
And when you tell James to take down the AA guns, instead of hacking it, he walks over and starts kicking the console over and over.
Nice with the Garrus one. There were alot of call backs to ME1+2 that I totally loved.
#123
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 09:33
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bigtymers1211 wrote...
A quick tidbit during Matrich Aethyeta (Liara's Dad) and Liara, with femshep and Liara as your LI
A: You know, people only listen to Matriach (Benezia) because they want to have sex with you.
L: What?! No, Shepard listens to me.
A: And how many times you thrown her onto the bed and peel her out of her uniform?
L: Do you have to make it sounds so...tawdry?
A: If its civilized, you're not doing it right.
I literally can't stop laughing for 5 minutes after that.
That or Modrin's "purposal" to Eve regarding Garrus' "Availability".
Eve: FOR THE THIRD TIME DOCTOR, I AM NOT INTERESTED...
The part where Aethyeta mentions Benezia's 'rack' to Liara was perfect.
#124
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 09:37
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"Well...I care deeply about the quarian people! Lemme know if it's too quiet to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder."
#125
Posté 27 mars 2012 - 09:37
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Grimez7 wrote...
bigtymers1211 wrote...
A quick tidbit during Matrich Aethyeta (Liara's Dad) and Liara, with femshep and Liara as your LI
A: You know, people only listen to Matriach (Benezia) because they want to have sex with you.
L: What?! No, Shepard listens to me.
A: And how many times you thrown her onto the bed and peel her out of her uniform?
L: Do you have to make it sounds so...tawdry?
A: If its civilized, you're not doing it right.
I literally can't stop laughing for 5 minutes after that.
That or Modrin's "purposal" to Eve regarding Garrus' "Availability".
Eve: FOR THE THIRD TIME DOCTOR, I AM NOT INTERESTED...
The part where Aethyeta mentions Benezia's 'rack' to Liara was perfect.
Jeez, where was this?
I'm missing alot!
