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[Crasher027]

"I'm Garrus Valkarian and THIS is now my favorite spot on the citadel... Think I'm going to errect a monument, RIGHT here. Bronze this gun so the whole galaxy knows..."
"That you're the king of the bottle shooters? Glad you're around Garrus, never know when the bottles might revolt."

[Artking3]

alleyd wrote...

I Really enjoyed some of the background dialogue between my party members. Would love to try a playthru just to hear the banter that I may have missed.
My fav was Jack and EDI on Grissom Academy meeting

EDI "Jack's personality appears largely unchanged"

Jack "Hey EDI. Nice Body. Now you look like a sexbot instead of a sex toy"

Would like to hear your favourite Humor moment in ME3.

This is great, I missed it.

[de3ex]

Generic Name wrote...

'Commander Shepard has become a hero. Buy DLC.'

Looking back on it, now that my tears have dried, that is the moment that takes the cake. The devs. are just like "Give us more money" and don't even try to hide it.

I'm not a homophobe, but I did yell "What the ****!" When Cortez told me his husband died.  Also any scene Diana Allers was in was a joke, half the time when she showed up in Shepards cabin I thought she was about to start filming porn.

[CrazyCatDude]

Joker: "What's the hardest part about treating a Turian who took a rocket to one side of his face?"
Garrus: "Figuring out which side took the rocket."

[Ryuukishi]

Ever wrestle a varren for money?

[Pee Jae]

The whole hungover Ash scene.

"I could get Joker to sing to you over the intercom."
"I hate you."
"I hate you...?"
"... sir."
"Mmm, cold floor."

[Bone3ater]

Hrmpf. Can't think of a favourite one. There were a lot of funny things that happened, can't name them all.

-"Emergency Induction Port" "Tali, that's a straw"
-drunk Ashley and being mean to her
-calibration jokes
-the new shadow broker

...and a lot more I can't remember right now.

Modifié par Bone3ater, 27 mars 2012 - 11:43 .

[bigtymers1211]

Searchnresq wrote...

Grimez7 wrote...

bigtymers1211 wrote...

A quick tidbit during Matrich Aethyeta (Liara's Dad) and Liara, with femshep and Liara as your LI

A: You know, people only listen to Matriach (Benezia) because they want to have sex with you.
L: What?! No, Shepard listens to me.
A: And how many times you thrown her onto the bed and peel her out of her uniform?
L: Do you have to make it sounds so...tawdry?
A: If its civilized, you're not doing it right.

I literally can't stop laughing for 5 minutes after that.

That or Modrin's "purposal" to Eve regarding Garrus' "Availability".

Eve: FOR THE THIRD TIME DOCTOR, I AM NOT INTERESTED...

The part where Aethyeta mentions Benezia's 'rack' to Liara was perfect.

Jeez, where was this?

I'm missing alot!

The Aetheyta/Liara convo need to be triggered before Cerberus on citadal, basically walk up to Aetheyta and start conversation with her, then go to liara and convince her to talk with Aetheyta, thne just keep walk away from the location and come back to that spot, you will hear like 5 parts of it.

Note: based on your relationship with Liara and your Shep's sex, the convo at that part listed above might change, use your imagination on that conversation  if your Maleshep is in relationship with Liara:devil:

For Garrus/Eve/Modrin, just go to battery after the Su'Kush mission, talk with garrus, then walk into med bay.

[Deflagratio]

Getting drunk in Purgatory and waking up on Aria's couch. The look she gives Shepard says it all.

[sydranark]

Generic Name wrote...

'Commander Shepard has become a hero. Buy DLC.'

this

[CommanderBald]

"STEEEEEEEVE!"

[nwj94]

Grunt: "I don't need luck, I got ammo!"

or emergency induction port. Could see fan meme written all over that one.

[XavierHollywood]

ME3 had so many hysterical moments.  I really do think the writers outdid themselves in terms of dialogue and relationships between the squad and crew.  Heres one that I dont think was previously mentioned int he thread that gave me a laugh.

www.youtube.com/watch 

[Pompiliu92]

Garrus when he returned to the Normandy and saw that the guns need calibrating and also when Legion offers to help Garrus in calibrations )

[DoomMech]

I have one more:

You know that part during the destroy ending when Shepard shoot that power conduit?

I love the look on his face it practically says "Every one of my adventures ended in a huge explosion, so I'm going to have my goddamned explosion!"

[nametry629]

Cant remember word for word but:
EDI (asking about Joker)
Shep: you need chemistry
EDI: There are a number of pharmaceuticals that can be injected
Shep: ???.........

[DangerSandler]

The flirting between Vega and FemShep was pretty funny.

[FabricatedWookie]

Paragon Bro-shake

[N7KnightSabre]

Jack: "Shepard, everyone knows you can't dance!"

Joker and Garrus sharring jokes

EDI: "Shepard, you have first-hand sexual experience..."

Illusive Man: "You're in my chair"

Modifié par LadyPaine, 28 mars 2012 - 12:21 .

[HurricaneGinger]

Javik: You and the turian are...joined?
Shep: You could say that.
Javik: I'm not, your pheromones are.

~

TIM: You're in my chair.

~

Shep: THERE'S A REAPER IN MY WAY WREX!

[CyanidPontifex]

"It was a delicacy in our cycle."

[mohdhm]

the best part for me was jack slapping you across the face. "told you not to trust cerberus"

This had an effect because i was super pro-cerberus in ME2 and hated jack.

It left me with: Yeah you are right

[N7KnightSabre]

Garrus: "I've actually seen you dance Shepard, no comment"

[thetawaves90]

Conrad apologising for incorrectly saying that you shot him in the foot and blaming his outburst on stress. Well played, Bioware.

Modifié par thetawaves90, 28 mars 2012 - 12:42 .

[Artking3]

Searchnresq wrote...

When you walk in the med-bay, and you hear moridin speaking to joker on the intercom; giving information about sex with EDI. (like moridin's talk with Shep in ME2)

and Joker asks Moridin to not tell anyone about "this, especially Sheppard."
and Moridin replied "I can guarentee she won't hear ir from me"
Joker:"Oh god! She's right there isn't she."
Eve: "I wish I didn't hear this conversation"

Not exact, but LMAO!!!

I missed this one, when did it happen?