Ghost-621 wrote...
AdmiralCheez wrote...
Upholding promises, standards of quality, and important core messages? Not acting all high and mighty about it when you goof up big time? Having the courage and humility to work hard to restore lost honor?Tazzmission wrote...
well apprently its a subject you know nothing about
PATRON: I just want to say, I'm so happy you finally finished that series of portraits I asked you for!
ARTIST: Yeah, I really went all-out on the last one.
PATRON: No kidding! Your personal style has really... Wait. What is that?
ARTIST: What is what?
PATRON: That brown stain right in the middle of her face.
ARTIST: Oh yeah. I pooped on the canvas.
PATRON: WHAT!?
ARTIST: It's a statement about the ultimate futility of existence. I think it's pretty deep.
PATRON: STATEMENT?! I PAID YOU HUNDREDS OF... IT'S RIGHT ON HER FACE!
ARTIST: Yeah. Pretty daring of me, huh? Makes me feel like a rebel.
PATRON: Please tell me this isn't the actual piece. You're going to clean it, right? Or do another one? Or wait, this is a joke; that's not actually your poop, right? Haha, funny. You're funny. But seriously, I can't accept this. The rest of your work was perfect, but this is just--
ARTIST: Hey, don't go telling me how to do my job. I'm an artist, man. You're stifling my creativity. Now where's my money?
I love you.
This represents BioWare and their work on Mass Effect 3 as a whole.
No. Just no.





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