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#51
darknessmyown

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Total Biscuit wrote...

The more I think about, the more I prefer to call it Space Hitler.


+1 Internet for you.

#52
Fjordgnu

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Well, actually, we're all star children. The elements in our bodies were created by a process of nuclear fusion in stars. The heavier ones are especially spectacular.

#53
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I call him shiny boy sometimes....

also ghost wizard....

I realize he is some kind of hologram or projection or even sentient being in some kind of semi corporal form...

I even kinda like the lil fellow! but sadly, he has to take the brunt of the silly endings...so...

sometimes I call him to come a lil closer...so I can pop a few rounds in him...

I even call him *********** sometimes...but only when the children are to bed....

#54
Drake-Shepard

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Schrijver wrote...

There is no spoon


There is no bathroom!! 

#55
Grumpy-Mcfart

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lucidfox wrote...

Wolfva2 wrote...

Have none of you read actual science fiction?

Actual science fiction doesn't have "hyper-evolved" (lawl) beings of light that ask you to merge with "synthetic DNA" (double lawl).

The starchild is called "starchild" to further underline how utterly ridiculous that part of the game is, no matter how you look at it.


this.

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I'll be gratefull if I could kill starchild...

See the interview with the harbinger on my signature for details of what Bioware is going to do...

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Wolfva2 wrote...

I think it was a program of some sort, the collected memories of an old race that took the image of the boy instead of using it's own image.  I mean, what if it looked like Cthulu?  Would Shepard listen to it? 


He would. If Cthulhu appears to you and tells you to listen, it doesn't matter how badass you are, you listen.

All we have about the starchild (or "extremely convenient and unexplained deus ex machina popping out of nowere" if you prefer) is pure speculation. They present a new character who is supossed to be the great mastermind behind the reapers in the last 10 minutes and they never explain what the hell is he. That is just bad writing. Why does he look like shepard? The reapers are reading his mind to create a bad copy of the child? Can they even do that? It's like when you are in the geth server, only a representation your mind can comprehend? Or maybe they tried to emulate Shyamalan with a nonsensical twist in the ending forgetting that his movies after Unbreakable suck?

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CroGamer002

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darknessmyown wrote...

Total Biscuit wrote...

The more I think about, the more I prefer to call it Space Hitler.


+1 Internet for you.


Don't insult Hitler!

#59
Fat Headed Wolf

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Duh. Totally not Star Child. We all know he's "Catalyst the Friendly Ghost".

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Zalera1

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THERE is no tommorow.

#61
DistantUtopia

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...there is only the force?

Couldn't resist. :P

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Baronesa

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Total Biscuit wrote...

The more I think about, the more I prefer to call it Space Hitler.


Space Hitler
Space Stalin
Space Franco
Space Pinochet
Space Pol Pot

And we can go on and on

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Baronesa wrote...

Total Biscuit wrote...

The more I think about, the more I prefer to call it Space Hitler.


Space Hitler
Space Stalin
Space Franco
Space Pinochet
Space Pol Pot

And we can go on and on


I think some alliteration is needed. Any evil people in history starting with S?

So far, I like Space Stalin best.

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BDelacroix

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Splitting hairs.
You are arguing semantics when we are arguing content.

Modifié par BDelacroix, 28 mars 2012 - 12:58 .


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lucidfox wrote...

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The starchild is called "starchild" to further underline how utterly ridiculous that part of the game is, no matter how you look at it.


This.

In fact I'd go farther and say it's a 'Star-Ghost-God-Child'.

Modifié par Xandax, 28 mars 2012 - 12:59 .


#66
ichik

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I'll repeat once again "starchild" is a moniker used by developers initially: ref. The Final Hours app.

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RomcaSleziii

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Isn't Star Child a 2001 reference ?

That's a sci-fi movie not fantasy by the way.

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g_bassi13

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garf wrote...

I prefer mini-Monty Hall and his three coloured doors leading to the same "Prize"


Yeah. That being the goat.

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ZtalkerRM

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g_bassi13 wrote...

garf wrote...

I prefer mini-Monty Hall and his three coloured doors leading to the same "Prize"


Yeah. That being the goat.


I think the choice has been made :)

MINI-MONTY it is!!!

#70
Vengilus

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It's an acronym.

Synthetic
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#71
Avissel

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 people call it a bunch of things to mock it.


Going with the whole "I took a form that would be comfortable to you" thing has been played out since Contact.


Plus there is also the fact that the only way the damn thing could have known about the kid was by READING YOUR MIND.

but you still trust it? Balls to that.

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Avissel

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Vengilus wrote...

It's an acronym.

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..Did you make that up just now? Cause thats the best thing ever XD

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Vengilus wrote...

It's an acronym.

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that's awesome :o

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crimzontearz wrote...

it's just a name people gave him out of spite


Stop using logic, he can't understand it

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Evil_medved

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Magical little guy?