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[sergio71785]

(No Subject)
From: #####unknown

Fear is an emotional response found in all organics. It ensures self preservation. It was expected that you would flee your planet. Your fear of us demanded it.

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(No Subject)
From: #####unknown

Children are desired targets for cybernetic enhancement. Their altered physical appearance greatly shatters the morale of those who oppose us.

We have harvested many children on your planet.

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Create your own! Make them serious or funny, it'll be fun! 

[Justicar]

SHEPARD,

WE HAVE CANCELLED THE TEA PARTY.

THIS HURTS YOU.

- HARBINGER

[Arthorius]

Gentleman, you don't have time for this. Get back to your story, on the double!

SHEPARD. ENHANCE YOUR STAMINA WITH REAPERS UPGRADES. YOU WILL FEEL THIS. 

Modifié par Arthorius, 28 mars 2012 - 05:22 .

[UnstableMongoose]

Sub: RE: Morlan's Famous Shop
From: Harby443@aol.com

FOOL. YOUR "ENHANCEMENTS" WILL NOT SAVE THIS GALAXY FROM EXTINCTION. WE ARE YOUR SALVATION THROUGH DESTRUCTION. BUT IF YOU SURRENDER TO THE REAPERS THESE PRODUCTS THAT WILL IMPROVE OUR QUALITY OF LIFE AND ALLOW US TO FEEL LOVE AGAIN, YOU WILL BE SPARED.

[Mandalore313]

Sub : Transaction
From : Reaper prince

Dear human

I come from the reaper race. The attack of your planet is not needed. Debate in reapers show that plans for destruction are fascist and against our democracy. I am in high ranks of the reapers and I can persuade to the win of human forces but in order to do so I must acquire 50000 units of eezo to make reapers believe in possibility of efforts of galactic peace. Although my accounts in galactic core contain more than 5 million units of eezo I have no access to them before end of cycle. If you were to send 50000 units of eezo in enclosed coordinates I will be happily giving you the money back doublefolds once the situations are resolveds.

Kind regards
Reaper prince harbinger.

[Dantexr3]

SHEPARD, WHERE'S THE CAPS LOCK KEY? IT HURTS ME

[arial]

Shep wouldn't be worth the time it took for Harbinger to send this via the extranet....and hes a program, so it would be nearly instant...

can Repears even access the extranet?

[The Angry One]

Subject: Deception.
From: Harbinger.

Shepard. We have searched all over London and found many red phone boxes, but no blue police boxes you speak of.
I can only assume you were lying to us. This hurts me. We will not forget this.

Harbinger.

[VerdantSF]

(No Subject)
From: #####unknown

YOU BLOCKED ME ON FACEBOOK, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!

[Coachdongwiffle]

NO NOT RED!!!!!!! oh wait it's all the same ending nevermind.

[The Angry One]

To: BioWare Development Team
Subject: Discrimination
From: Harbinger

WHY WAS THERE NO YELLOW ENDING!?
I am extremely offended by this. Yes, the green ending imposing Reaper genetic destiny on all organics was most pleasing, However I feel completely misrepresented here.
I DEMAND A YELLOW ENDING DLC, HUMANS! Or I will start harvesting all your politicians!
My meticulous research into organic customs tells me you would not want that.

Regards,
Harbinger.

[SilverRose208]

Subject: Hi cutie!
From: Harbinger's hot sister.

Shepard,
This is Harbginer's hot sister. I'm a real girl, and I'm barely legal. Here is my email (harbingershotsister@reaperinvasion.net). I recently saw your profile and got interested. Write me back so I can send you my pics and not indoctrinate you, or we can meet up on the Citadel sometime where I won't indoctrinate you. Just run straight into the beam to see my best feeds. I know you want to feel this! I'll be waiting...

XOXO,
Not Harbinger, but his HOT sister

[Craigolas]

To: Shepard
(No Subject)
From: Harbinger

Your synthetic and biological abilities will be assimilated into our own.

Resistance is futile.

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To: Shepard
FW: (No Subject)
From: Hackett

We've just received word from the Alliance Fleet. They've engaged the Borg.

Modifié par Craigolas, 28 mars 2012 - 06:02 .

[VerdantSF]

SilverRose208 wrote...

Subject: Hi cutie!
From: Harbinger's hot sister.

Shepard,
This is Harbginer's hot sister. I'm a real girl, and I'm barely legal. Here is my email (harbingershotsister@reaperinvasion.net). I recently saw your profile and got interested. Write me back so I can send you my pics and not indoctrinate you, or we can meet up on the Citadel sometime where I won't indoctrinate you. Just run straight into the beam to see my best feeds. I know you want to feel this! I'll be waiting...

XOXO,
Not Harbinger, but his HOT sister

Win.

[Reapinger]

arial wrote...

Shep wouldn't be worth the time it took for Harbinger to send this via the extranet....and hes a program, so it would be nearly instant...

can Repears even access the extranet?

Indeed, that's how Nazara monitored the advance of Galactic civilization. The Geth also monitor it. 

[Darthdac2]

Subject: #####
From: #&##v@&

SHEPARD. WE HAVE ACQUAIRED 10 ZETTABYTE OF IMAGES FROM NORMANDY AND WE WILL BE BROADCASTING THEM EVERYWHERE ON EARTH. THIS IS WHAT YOUR PEOPLE WILL SEE IN THEIR FINAL HOURS. I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS. IT HURTS YOU.

[Panicomatic]

From: Harbinger
To: Commander Shepard
RE: SUPER-WEAPON

SHEPARD

YOU ORGANICS ARE INFERIOR. WE ARE THE APEX OF EVOLUTION. THE ONES WE CONTROL HAVE FOUND PROOF OF YOUR SUPER-WEAPON. IT IS NOT POSSIBLE THAT A WEAPON OF SUCH MAGNITUDE COULD EXIST. THIS HURTS YOU.

From: Commander Shepard
To: Harbinger
RE: RE: SUPER-WEAPON

No, the rumors are true. Grunt is just that big. We tend to call him "the crucible" behind his back. How inferior are organics, now!?

[sergio71785]

From: Harby443@aol.com

Hahaha 

[Kashola]

SilverRose208 wrote...

Subject: Hi cutie!
From: Harbinger's hot sister.

Shepard,
This is Harbginer's hot sister. I'm a real girl, and I'm barely legal. Here is my email (harbingershotsister@reaperinvasion.net). I recently saw your profile and got interested. Write me back so I can send you my pics and not indoctrinate you, or we can meet up on the Citadel sometime where I won't indoctrinate you. Just run straight into the beam to see my best feeds. I know you want to feel this! I'll be waiting...

XOXO,
Not Harbinger, but his HOT sister

[ahandsomeshark]

Justicar wrote...

SHEPARD,

WE HAVE CANCELLED THE TEA PARTY.

THIS HURTS YOU.

- HARBINGER

[UniqueName001]

Dear Shepard,

I will never forget the great times we had during Mass Effect 2.  You were a great protagonist.  I think we worked really well together.  I had such a good time taunting you, and sending the Collectors after you and your people.  And I almost got you in the Collector base!  Those were some of the best days of my life.

But now, with Mass Effect 3 almost here, I feel like the magic is gone.  You don't seem to understand the deep, dark, artistic soul that burns within me.  I feel that, despite all that we have been through together, I need to make some sort of drastic change.

I'm sorry, Shepard, but I can't be your antagonist anymore.  I think it's time for us to see other people.

Harbinger

P.S.  Just to show you there are no hard feelings, I asked my friend the God Child to call you.  I hope you two hit it off.

Modifié par UniqueName001, 28 mars 2012 - 06:10 .

[tenojitsu]

From: Harbinger
To: Shepard

Shepard, you got pwned by the star kid. Epic fail. This hurts you!


Xoxo,
Harbinger

[nwz]

Justicar wrote...

SHEPARD,

WE HAVE CANCELLED THE TEA PARTY.

THIS HURTS YOU.

- HARBINGER

This

[Catroi]

(No Subject)
From: #####unknown

WTF Shepard???! Come back here! I deserve more than a cameo appearance!! I sent Marauder Shields to stop you! why did you not listen!!?

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[MPSai]

(No Subject)
From: #####unknown

I know you're there, Shepard, stop ignoring me.