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[DilapidatedCat]

VerdantSF wrote...

(No Subject)
From: #####unknown

YOU BLOCKED ME ON FACEBOOK, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!

Nice.

[Esoretal]

(No Subject)
From: #####unknown

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

THAT WAS A WARNING

Modifié par Esoretal, 28 mars 2012 - 06:18 .

[sergio71785]

From: Harbinger
To: Shepard

I found this screensaver that will impress your puny organic mind with its ever elongating series of twisting pipes. Promptly download and install it on your ship's computer. 

Attachment: screensaver(not_a_virus).exe 

Modifié par sergio71785, 28 mars 2012 - 06:15 .

[thatryanguy]

Subject: Secret weapon information!
From: Harbinger

My Kindred, blueprints for a device of even greater threat to us than the catalyst have been discovered. We must prevent the organics from acquiring these plans, or all of our work over the past 1 billion years will be undone. Click below to see how much danger we could be in should we fail at this.

bit.ly/7JJSz8

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Subject: OPEN ME FIRST
From: Harbinger

SHEPARD. DISACKNOWLEDGE THE PREVIOUS MAIL YOU RECEIVED FROM ME. I AM UNUSED TO THIS MEANS OF COMMUNICATION, AND DID NOT INTEND FOR YOU TO SEE THAT. DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY. JUST DO NOT OPEN THE DATA I LINKED TO.

Modifié par thatryanguy, 28 mars 2012 - 06:16 .

[Esoretal]

(No Subject)
From: #####unknown

SHEPARD

HOW HAVE YOU BEEN SLEEPING LATELY

[humes spork]

 To: CmdrSexard@iPartner.com
From: <invalid extranet domain>
Subj: FW: Fw: FW: fw: Fw: FW: FW: CC: Fw: FW: fw: Fw: FW OMG KITTENS LOL SUPER CUTE



I STEPPED ON THIS TODAY. THE SOFT CRACK OF ITS SKULL FOLLOWED BY THE SPLATTER OF ITS VULNERABLE ORGANIC SOFT TISSUES AS IT MERCIFULLY PASSED INTO THE OBLIVION OF INEXISTENCE WAS...GRATIFYING. I THOUGHT OF YOU.

- H

Modifié par humes spork, 28 mars 2012 - 06:18 .

[Sir Adamus]

(No Subject)
To: 1sthanarspctre@csec.net
From: haribngerofurslvton@rprs.net

Blasto,
Seriously man, that's my sister.

Modifié par Sir Adamus, 28 mars 2012 - 06:27 .

[Craigolas]

To: Shepard@AllianceHQ.net
From: Harbinger@compuserve.com
Subject: We are your evolution.

We are the apex of your evolution. I am the Harbinger of your Salvation.

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To: Harbinger@compuserve.com
From: Shepard@AllianceHQ.net
Subject: RE: We are your evolution.

Compuserve!? How current is your information?

Shep

[Adranathz]

To: Shepard
From: Harbinger

Do you wont occupy a fitting place in sex?
Penis enlarge Patch RX - effective remedy for it!
Avoid dangerous pillas and surgical operations!
No extra efforts! As easy as 1,2,3!
P.S. Tip: going to measure your new size? Find ruler longer


From Shepard
To Harbinger

Wtf men im a femshep ****

[Esoretal]

humes spork wrote...
 To: CmdrSexard@iPartner.com

[iTofu]

To: Shep
From: Harby
Subject: Harby4Realz

The extermination of organics is dullsville.
Earth seems nice.
Yawn sauce.

Peace,
Harby

Modifié par iTofu, 29 mars 2012 - 07:07 .

[Inxentas]

Sorry, but the ads on YouTube are killing the immersion of your rick roll.

[MoonsKisu]

UniqueName001 wrote...

Dear Shepard,

I will never forget the great times we had during Mass Effect 2.  You were a great protagonist.  I think we worked really well together.  I had such a good time taunting you, and sending the Collectors after you and your people.  And I almost got you in the Collector base!  Those were some of the best days of my life.

But now, with Mass Effect 3 almost here, I feel like the magic is gone.  You don't seem to understand the deep, dark, artistic soul that burns within me.  I feel that, despite all that we have been through together, I need to make some sort of drastic change.

I'm sorry, Shepard, but I can't be your antagonist anymore.  I think it's time for us to see other people.

Harbinger

P.S.  Just to show you there are no hard feelings, I asked my friend the God Child to call you.  I hope you two hit it off.

[sirstikay69]

From: harbinator9000@nottheredendingplox.com
To: Shepard
Subject: JHGFJKGNKFGJNNSDHGBSFGKSDNBFSBFSA

JKHGJSFJKDJASDAJFJLK:GBSCFMDCKDCLSHKBSFJDHIEV<>VNSJDFJHSDVJVHKJLBASFJKBFJJDFJBA

Sorry about that, this is Marauder shields, Harbinger tried typing something but since he only has tentacles he cant really be precise with his typing. Anyway he sends his love to you and yours, blah blah, perfection, blah blah he keeps telling me to tell you something about bein hurt? IDK guess its a joke between you two, he was always a little weird. He also said he was listening to something a while back and though you would like this IDK what he sees in that song but eh.

Anyway have fun undoing Harby's work and ill see you soon!

Marauder Shields/ GLASHNFJLAGSDJOLGHFJBD A><WJLJ ISGKA" DNKLEAFEF (that was harby saying bye.)

[ed87]

I AM HARBINGER, BUT FROM NOW ON YOU WILL CALL ME HARBY

[Strange Aeons]

SHEPARD

I SENSE YOUR WEAKNESS

YOUR INFERIOR ORGANIC FORM CANNOT ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL IN BED

YOU CANNOT SUSTAIN YOUR ATTACK

THIS HURTS YOU

DIRECT INTERVENTION IS NECESSARY

WE ARE THE HARBINGER OF YOUR PERFECTION

PURCHASE CHEAP VIAGRA ON THE EXTRANET TODAY

YOU WILL REGRET YOUR RESISTANCE, SHEPARD

RELEASING CONTROL

[turian_rage]

(No Subject)
To: Shepard
From: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

Just because I cannot assume direct control or direct this personally does not mean I haven't remembered our little affair. But your greatest fear, your greatest dread, the source of your immeasurable nights of sleeplessness will be realized: disappointment. Be warned, you cannot win this.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

Modifié par turian_rage, 28 mars 2012 - 06:28 .

[Pottumuusi]

From: Harbinger
To: Commander Shepard
Subject: This hurts you

YOUR MOTHER IS FAT, SHEPARD

[UniqueName001]

Justicar wrote...

SHEPARD,

WE HAVE CANCELLED THE TEA PARTY.

THIS HURTS YOU.

- HARBINGER

The Angry One wrote...

I DEMAND A YELLOW ENDING DLC, HUMANS! Or I will start harvesting all your politicians!
My meticulous research into organic customs tells me you would not want that.

Regards,
Harbinger.

Sir Adamus wrote...

(No Subject)
To: 1sthanarspctre@csec.net
From: haribngerofurperfcton@rprs.net

Blasto,
Seriously man, that's my sister.

So much awesome

Modifié par UniqueName001, 28 mars 2012 - 06:28 .

[Arthorius]

From : A friendly organic
To : SHEPARD
Files : Ship model coordinates

Hello human, today we are the harbinger of good news for you! You cannot resist what we have to offer. Our non-mechanical associates have recently lost a rare ship model of the mighty leader of the Ascend...Reapers. We are willing to relinquish it's form to you.
You will find it at these coordinates, you cannot escape your destiny, Shepard. It is guaranted to be not-placed at the top of a hiding sentient dreadnought. You should direct this personally.

Do not delay the inevitable.

[VerdantSF]

Inxentas wrote...

Sorry, but the ads on YouTube are killing the immersion of your rick roll.

THIS HURTS ME.

p.s.-- It isn't a Rick Roll, just a link to the song "Internet Friends" .

Modifié par VerdantSF, 28 mars 2012 - 06:30 .

[tiger-tron]

From: Harbinger007@yahoo.com
to: CommanderShepardftw2154@hotmail.com
Subject: Doom

Seriously man, why the hell didn't I get any screen time in this game? Bioware gave some god damn Turian husk more time and he's become immortalised! aaaah I'm so angry right now! and death to all advanced species! blah blah blah...something something...

p.s. You still up for watching the game on saturday?

[Huyna]

SHEPARD.
I LOVE YOU.
LET'S MEET ON CITADEL SOMETIMES.


SHEPARD.
TELL CORTEZ  THAT I KILLED HIS HUSBAND.

SHEAPRD.
MY CAPSLOCK KEY STUCK.


SHEPARD.
OMG, LOL.

Modifié par Huyna, 28 mars 2012 - 06:34 .

[Tapkomet]

From: Harbinger
To: Shepard
Shepard, I am your father!

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From: Shepard
To: Harbinger
NOOOOOOOOOO

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From: Harbinger
To: Shepard
Don't be too happy, they will reduce you to cameo in ME4 too! Oh wait, I forgot, you won't survive to ME4!

[VerdantSF]

Huyna wrote...

SHEPARD.
I LOVE YOU.

PLEASE DISREGARD MY PREVIOUS EMAIL.  I... I... WAS INEBRIATED AFTER INGESTING THE ORGANIC GOO OF A BILLION SENTIENT BEINGS.

Modifié par VerdantSF, 28 mars 2012 - 06:33 .