207 réponses à ce sujet

[xZBx]

To: Shepard
From: Harbinger's gay cousin
Subject: Matter of galactic peace

Bend to me.

Modifié par xZBx, 28 mars 2012 - 06:33 .

[zambingo]

I love all this. LMAO Thanks, Community!

[Haiyato]

Justicar wrote...

SHEPARD,

WE HAVE CANCELLED THE TEA PARTY.

THIS HURTS YOU.

- HARBINGER

LOL

[Mixon]

Shepard, it's no metter to hide, there is only 1 ending for you, no metter what color. Oh yes, I will not talk to u again, my star kid boss will...

[Gyspy Jive]

(No Subject)
From: #####unknown

Shepard. Your speculation amuses us.

We are the harbingers of your DLC.

Modifié par Gyspy Jive, 28 mars 2012 - 06:37 .

[Jonttu1]

From: *UNKOWN*
To: Cmdr. Shepard
--------------------------------------
Our coming will darken the skies of every world. Earth will bask in awe at our might, and open herself up to us. We will violate her and she will beg for more as we prepare her for ascension.
THIS HURTS YOU SHEPARD.

[VerdantSF]

xZBx wrote...

To: Shepard
From: Harbinger's gay cousin
Subject: Matter of galactic peace

Bend to me.

To: Harbinger@m4m.com
From: Shepard189291@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Matter of galactic peace

Harbinger, next time your "gay cousin" wants to write to me, maybe he should do it from his own account, not yours.

Cheers,
Sheploo

[Sir Adamus]

To: svrn@rprs.net
From: habringerofurslvton@rprs.net
Subject: (No subject)

Sovereign,
I think I preferred it when we just did this for kicks, that little snot keeps telling me to 'preserve' organic life or whatever. Still missing you.

love Harby.

Modifié par Sir Adamus, 28 mars 2012 - 06:39 .

[Arthorius]

From : ReaperDestroyer Vas Rannoch
To : Shepard-Commander

SHEPARD. HARBINGER SPEAKS OF YOU. MY PLACE?

[Tapkomet]

From: Shepard
To: Harbinger
Don't you have more important matters? Why do you keep spamming me?

----------------------------------------------------
From: Harbinger
To: Shepard
Because THIS HURTS YOU

-----------------------------------------
From: Harbinger
To: Shepard
ASSUMING CONTROL OF THIS LETTER.

[Quintus Kessler]

From: Harbygiantlaserbeam@darkspace.gal
To: Normshep@Alliancemail.net
Subject: I DID SOMETHING NAUGHTY ON HORIZON

SHEPARD.

ASHLEY CHEATED ON YOU. WITH ME AND SOME OTHER 'REAPERS', AS YOU CALL US. 
I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. IT IS THE TRUTH. HERE ARE SOME PHOTOS. www.gnchiefwilliams212.holopic.meandsomebuddies.com. THE BODY DOES NOT MATTER TO ME. IT IS  MERELY AN ORGANIC. I RELEASED IT ON HORIZON SO THAT IT WOULD WEAKEN YOU. ITS RETURN TO YOU WAS UNEXPECTED.

HOPE IS IRRELEVANT. TROLOLOLOL. 

Modifié par Quintus Kessler, 28 mars 2012 - 07:09 .

[BouncyCaitian]

From: ##########
To: Shepard

VERY SOON, ALL OF YOUR BASES WILL BELONG TO US.

[Gyspy Jive]

Shepard, ASL???? u want 2 cam????

-Sovereign

[zambingo]

BouncyCaitian wrote...

From: ##########
To: Shepard

VERY SOON, ALL OF YOUR BASES WILL BELONG TO US.

THIS HURTS YOU

Fixed

[Fliprot]

tenojitsu wrote...

From: Harbinger
To: Shepard

Shepard, you got pwned by the star kid. Epic fail. This hurts you!


Xoxo,
Harbinger

This one.

[The Angry One]

From: Harbinger
Subject: STOP TROLLING!

I KNOW IT'S YOU PINGING YOUR SENSORS IN OCCUPIED SYSTEMS THEN RUNNING AWAY BEFORE WE SHOW UP, SHEPARD.
Do you think it's funny? "Reaper" #4123 missed his birthday party because he was too busy following you on a wild goose chase! STOP IT!

Harbinger.

[xZBx]

VerdantSF wrote...

xZBx wrote...

To: Shepard
From: Harbinger's gay cousin
Subject: Matter of galactic peace

Bend to me.

To: Harbinger@m4m.com
From: Shepard189291@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Matter of galactic peace

Harbinger, next time your "gay cousin" wants to write to me, maybe he should do it from his own account, not yours.

Cheers,
Sheploo

To: Shepard
From: Harbinger

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Preserve Shepard's body if possible, he'll bend to me and feel this.

[Tapkomet]

From: Harbinger
To: Shepard
Since you killed those reapers on Rannoch and Tuchanka, can you please kill the ones on Tiptree? They keep teasing me about inferiority of the race used to build me. This hurts me.

[BiO]

From: harby101@reaps.uni
To: shepard_shagger@alliance.com

Shepard.

I know you read this. This spams you. We are the vanguard of your computer virus.

PS: and ive been shagging tali teehee ololo

PPS: btw u suxorz teh big 1

PPPS: its sunny over here on eatrh mabey u should come

[Arthorius]

 From : Commander Shepard, System Alliance, Council Spectre
To : Harbinger 
Subject : Submission 

Hey Harby, we organics finally understood that we never stood a chance. Here is a video of our leaders bowing to you. 

Cheers, 
The Shepard. 

Modifié par Arthorius, 28 mars 2012 - 06:51 .

[VerdantSF]

To: Shepard189291@gmail.com
From: 
Harbinger@m4m.com
Subject: Re: Rumors

SHEPARD, DESPITE THE SALACIOUS RUMORS AS TO MY "OBSESSION" WITH YOU, I CAN ASSURE YOU, I AM *NOT* ORGANIC-CURIOUS.  A SINGLE, YOUTHFUL INDISCRETION WHEN I WAS 2,789,655 YEARS OLD DOES NOT DETERMINE MY SEXUALITY!

[Hermit_UK]

SilverRose208 wrote...

Subject: Hi cutie!
From: Harbinger's hot sister.

Shepard,
This is Harbginer's hot sister. I'm a real girl, and I'm barely legal. Here is my email (harbingershotsister@reaperinvasion.net). I recently saw your profile and got interested. Write me back so I can send you my pics and not indoctrinate you, or we can meet up on the Citadel sometime where I won't indoctrinate you. Just run straight into the beam to see my best feeds. I know you want to feel this! I'll be waiting...

XOXO,
Not Harbinger, but his HOT sister

I now cannot unsee the mental image of a Morinth'style "Bad End" with Shepard/Harby. I hate my brain.

In the meantime:

From: H.Arbinger@FirstReaperNational.com
Subject: YOUR CURRENT ACCOUNT

DEAR MR SHEPARD

THERE IS A PROBLEM WITH YOUR CURRENT ACCOUNT THAT MUST BE ELIMINATED. IN ORDER FOR US TO PERFORM THIS OPERATION, WE DEMAND YOU PROVE YOUR IDENTITY.

REPLY WITH A LIST OF YOUR FIVE [5] MAIN WEAKNESSES, IGNORING THE OBVIOUS FLAWS OF YOUR PRIMITIVE ORGANIC FORM. ALSO ATTACH ONE [1] MRI SCAN OF YOUR FLESHY BRAIN TO THE EMAIL.

ONCE YOU HAVE RESPONDED, PLEASE WAIT TEN [10] DAYS FOR US TO ASSUME CONTROL. OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

YOURS ETERNALLY

H. ARBINGER
CUSTOMER RELATIONS DEPARTMENT

[Anareth]

From: HarbingerofSalvation@gmail.com
To: CmdrShepard@AllianceSpecOps.mil
CC: ShepardCmdr@GethCollective.net, HomoSap01@SpecterComand.mil, 3DaysIsNothing@gmail.com, HighRollerLLCJ@iPartner.com
SHEPARD, I AM SENDING THIS TO ALL YOUR ACCOUNTS TO ENSURE YOU GET THIS. I AM VERY MAD AT YOU FOR KILLING MY OLD FRIEND ON TUCHANKA. SERIOUSLY WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU.
THIS HURTS ME

[HerceN]

From: Sovereign
To: Harbinger

Hey harby can't wait for you guys to get here it's getting lonely. I created an AI to keep me company until you arrive, it's getting on my nerves though I'll just leave it at the citadel, after all what could go wrong. -Sovereign

[ZLurps]

From: Sovereign's Remaining Tentacle
To: Harbinger
Subject: Time loop experimentations

I TOLD YOU NOT TO "UPGRADE" CITADEL AI WITH STEVE JOBS PROTOCOL. NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED. WHOSE GREAT IDEA WAS THIS?