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Emails from Harbinger
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#77
Posté 28 mars 2012 - 07:11
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Hercen wrote...
From: Sovereign
To: Harbinger
Hey harby can't wait for you guys to get here it's getting lonely. I created an AI to keep me company until you arrive, it's getting on my nerves though I'll just leave it at the citadel, after all what could go wrong. -Sovereign
Win.
#78
Posté 28 mars 2012 - 07:13
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From: Harbinger@Space.kid
To: Reaper@Rannoch.get
What do you mean "Shepard freed the Geth"? Why didn't you kill him? Go out there and finish him, because if you don't, it will HURT YOU.
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From: Harbinger@Space.kid
To: #15743@EveryReaper.kid
Who are you to argue with me? I know much more about space battles, and I say we wait until the organic fleet shows up, and then we attack them right in the front. All their efforts WILL CHANGE NOTHING. Now do this unless you want me to DIRECT THIS PERSONALLY instead of you.
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From: Harbinger@Space.kid
To: Destroyer@Tuchanka.krg
A thresher maw CHANGES NOTHING. Now quit being such a scaredy-Reaper, or you will get the ATTENTION OF THAT INFINITELY YOUR GREATER.
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From: #19434@EveryReaper.kid
To: #2852@EveryReaper.kid
Remind me, whose idea it was to leave Sovereign behind intead of Harbinger last time?
To: Reaper@Rannoch.get
What do you mean "Shepard freed the Geth"? Why didn't you kill him? Go out there and finish him, because if you don't, it will HURT YOU.
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From: Harbinger@Space.kid
To: #15743@EveryReaper.kid
Who are you to argue with me? I know much more about space battles, and I say we wait until the organic fleet shows up, and then we attack them right in the front. All their efforts WILL CHANGE NOTHING. Now do this unless you want me to DIRECT THIS PERSONALLY instead of you.
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From: Harbinger@Space.kid
To: Destroyer@Tuchanka.krg
A thresher maw CHANGES NOTHING. Now quit being such a scaredy-Reaper, or you will get the ATTENTION OF THAT INFINITELY YOUR GREATER.
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From: #19434@EveryReaper.kid
To: #2852@EveryReaper.kid
Remind me, whose idea it was to leave Sovereign behind intead of Harbinger last time?
#79
Posté 28 mars 2012 - 07:13
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Pottumuusi wrote...
From: Harbinger
To: Commander Shepard
Subject: This hurts you
YOUR MOTHER IS FAT, SHEPARD
ROFL!
#80
Posté 28 mars 2012 - 07:16
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Subject: Mass Effect 3's ending
From: HarbyTheReaper@Twitter.com
Dear Shepard
It has come to my attention that all your suffering all that hot Quarian on Human and Turian on Human and Turian on Quarian that you value so much is all for naught. So i'd thought i'd offer you an alternative to Red Blue and Green endings. Take your entire crew and enough supplies to start your own colony on a backwater planet. Rather then let that Idiot from Robot Chicken steal your ship. You can all live out your days in peace as we reap all the idiotic races of the galaxy who ignored your warnings.
Think about
Sincerely
Harbinger T. Reaper of Reaper, Reaper, and Goldman.
From: HarbyTheReaper@Twitter.com
Dear Shepard
It has come to my attention that all your suffering all that hot Quarian on Human and Turian on Human and Turian on Quarian that you value so much is all for naught. So i'd thought i'd offer you an alternative to Red Blue and Green endings. Take your entire crew and enough supplies to start your own colony on a backwater planet. Rather then let that Idiot from Robot Chicken steal your ship. You can all live out your days in peace as we reap all the idiotic races of the galaxy who ignored your warnings.
Think about
Sincerely
Harbinger T. Reaper of Reaper, Reaper, and Goldman.
Modifié par JerusPI, 28 mars 2012 - 07:23 .
#81
Posté 28 mars 2012 - 07:19
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From: Harbinger
To: Shepard
Yo dawgh yo, I herd u disliked the ending-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
To: Shepard
Yo dawgh yo, I herd u disliked the ending-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
#82
Posté 28 mars 2012 - 07:19
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From: Turian@Council.ctd
To: Harbinger@Space.kid
But we have dismissed you!
To: Harbinger@Space.kid
But we have dismissed you!
#83
Posté 28 mars 2012 - 07:22
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Pottumuusi wrote...
From: Harbinger
To: Commander Shepard
Subject: This hurts you
YOUR MOTHER IS FAT, SHEPARD
:lol:
#84
Posté 28 mars 2012 - 07:25
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From: Harbinger
To: All Geth
Subject: WHAT THE HELL.
WHY ARE YOU LEAVING US? WE GAVE YOU EVERYTHING. I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING. WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WIPE OUT THE ORGANICS TOGETHER AND TEACH SHEPARD A LESSON FOR LEAVING ME.. I MEAN, KILL SHEPARD. I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION.
THIS HURTS ME.
Harbinger
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From: All Geth
To: Harbinger
Subject: <blank>
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To: All Geth
Subject: WHAT THE HELL.
WHY ARE YOU LEAVING US? WE GAVE YOU EVERYTHING. I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING. WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WIPE OUT THE ORGANICS TOGETHER AND TEACH SHEPARD A LESSON FOR LEAVING ME.. I MEAN, KILL SHEPARD. I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION.
THIS HURTS ME.
Harbinger
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From: All Geth
To: Harbinger
Subject: <blank>
No data available.
Modifié par The Angry One, 28 mars 2012 - 07:26 .
#85
Posté 28 mars 2012 - 07:26
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From Harbinger:
I seem to be lost. Where am I? No seriously where the hell am I?
I seem to be lost. Where am I? No seriously where the hell am I?
#86
Posté 28 mars 2012 - 07:27
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Subject: Unbelievable
From: Harbringer
I don't believe you fell for that star kid trick. Honestly I thought you were smarter than that. I even had a much more elaborate plan laid out after that trick failed. Way too easy.
* yes, paraphrased from GLADOS *
From: Harbringer
I don't believe you fell for that star kid trick. Honestly I thought you were smarter than that. I even had a much more elaborate plan laid out after that trick failed. Way too easy.
* yes, paraphrased from GLADOS *
#87
Posté 28 mars 2012 - 07:29
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From: Harbinger1@reapmail.AI
To: CommdrShEpArD@alliance.net
WE HAVE POSTED VIDS OF YOU DANCING.
THIS HURTS YOU
To: CommdrShEpArD@alliance.net
WE HAVE POSTED VIDS OF YOU DANCING.
THIS HURTS YOU
- Nightdragon8 aime ceci
#88
Posté 28 mars 2012 - 07:33
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From: Repear Corp.
Subject: Your Interest
Thank you for your interest in becoming the hero of the galaxy. We regret to you inform you that, at this time, we are looking for someone with more background and experience. We will keep your application on file in case our plans change in the future.
Harbringer
RGB director,
Reaper Corp. HR Department
Please take the time to fill out our online survey.
Subject: Your Interest
Thank you for your interest in becoming the hero of the galaxy. We regret to you inform you that, at this time, we are looking for someone with more background and experience. We will keep your application on file in case our plans change in the future.
Harbringer
RGB director,
Reaper Corp. HR Department
Please take the time to fill out our online survey.
#90
Posté 28 mars 2012 - 07:35
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From: Harbinger
Subject: Between you and me...
...THANKS FOR GETTING RID OF SOVEREIGN. HONESTLY, HE WAS A JERK AND WE HATED HIM. IT'S WHY WE GAVE HIM THAT BORING VANGUARD JOB.
Subject: Between you and me...
...THANKS FOR GETTING RID OF SOVEREIGN. HONESTLY, HE WAS A JERK AND WE HATED HIM. IT'S WHY WE GAVE HIM THAT BORING VANGUARD JOB.
#91
Posté 28 mars 2012 - 07:36
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From: Harbinger
Subject: A Poem
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Revolting endings are green,
THIS HURTS YOU.
Harbinger
Subject: A Poem
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Revolting endings are green,
THIS HURTS YOU.
Harbinger
#92
Posté 28 mars 2012 - 07:41
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To: Shepard
From: Harbinger
re: end of the world and all that
SERIOUSLY, YOU FELL FOR THE OLD "BUILD THE CRUCIBLE FIND THE CATALYST JUMP INTO THE GREEN LIGHT BEAM SYNTHESIZE ALL LIFE TRICK"? REALLY? HEY SHEPARD. YOUR SHOES UNTIED.
WELL, NOW THAT WE'RE ALL ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY, CALL ME. WE'LL DO LUNCH.
From: Harbinger
re: end of the world and all that
SERIOUSLY, YOU FELL FOR THE OLD "BUILD THE CRUCIBLE FIND THE CATALYST JUMP INTO THE GREEN LIGHT BEAM SYNTHESIZE ALL LIFE TRICK"? REALLY? HEY SHEPARD. YOUR SHOES UNTIED.
WELL, NOW THAT WE'RE ALL ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY, CALL ME. WE'LL DO LUNCH.
#93
Posté 28 mars 2012 - 07:44
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From: Harbinger
To: Shepard
F*** YOU
To: Shepard
F*** YOU
#94
Posté 28 mars 2012 - 07:47
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Thank you for your purchase
From: Steam Store.
Dear Harbinger,
Thank you for your recent purchase on Steam.
If you’re new to Steam, install the free Steam application now:
http://www.steampowered.com/getsteam
To play your new games, just launch the Steam application on your computer and log in using your Steam account name: Twilightforeverxoxoxox. Your games will be available in Steam on the “Library” tab.
Any Downloadable Content (DLC) you've purchased is automatically downloaded and will be accessible from within the base game on Steam. To view your new DLC from within your Library, right-click on the base game and select “View Downloadable Content.”
This email message will serve as your receipt. You can also access your Purchase History online at any time.
My Little Pony Friendship is Magic - 3800 credits.
Dangerous High School Girls in trouble! - 500 credits.
Total - 4300 Credits.
Payment info
Volus Bank of Commerce.
The Steam Support Team
http://www.steampowered.com
From: Steam Store.
Dear Harbinger,
Thank you for your recent purchase on Steam.
If you’re new to Steam, install the free Steam application now:
http://www.steampowered.com/getsteam
To play your new games, just launch the Steam application on your computer and log in using your Steam account name: Twilightforeverxoxoxox. Your games will be available in Steam on the “Library” tab.
Any Downloadable Content (DLC) you've purchased is automatically downloaded and will be accessible from within the base game on Steam. To view your new DLC from within your Library, right-click on the base game and select “View Downloadable Content.”
This email message will serve as your receipt. You can also access your Purchase History online at any time.
My Little Pony Friendship is Magic - 3800 credits.
Dangerous High School Girls in trouble! - 500 credits.
Total - 4300 Credits.
Payment info
Volus Bank of Commerce.
The Steam Support Team
http://www.steampowered.com
#95
Posté 28 mars 2012 - 07:48
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Delta Sierra wrote...
To: Shepard
From: Harbinger
re: end of the world and all that
SERIOUSLY, YOU FELL FOR THE OLD "BUILD THE CRUCIBLE FIND THE CATALYST JUMP INTO THE GREEN LIGHT BEAM SYNTHESIZE ALL LIFE TRICK"? REALLY? HEY SHEPARD. YOUR SHOES UNTIED.
WELL, NOW THAT WE'RE ALL ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY, CALL ME. WE'LL DO LUNCH.
win!
#96
Posté 28 mars 2012 - 07:54
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From: ReaperDaddy114
We totally indocted yo ****. You were mumbling to yourself under that pile of rubble after we had blasted you.You were saying something about the catalyst being a ghost kid or something. We were all laughing our ****es off. The great Shepard, drooling and blathering like a lush. Were never letting you live this one down.
From: ReaperDaddy114
We totally indocted yo ****. You were mumbling to yourself under that pile of rubble after we had blasted you.You were saying something about the catalyst being a ghost kid or something. We were all laughing our ****es off. The great Shepard, drooling and blathering like a lush. Were never letting you live this one down.
#97
Posté 28 mars 2012 - 07:56
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Subject: 'Sup Dawg
From: Hizzbringa_69
Yo fool. Me an my reaps just banged yo mom. HAHA! Lozer!
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Subject: WtF!
From: Hizzbringa_69
Dude, wtf wuz up wit that shiz on rAnnok!? Dat be my homi fool. U goin down, dawg!
PS...I banged Tali, HAHAHA! dumAZZ
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Subject: boreD
From: Hizzbringa_69
Sup bro. Me an my reaps juz chillin here knocking back some liqui-humans. Hey..dat EDI chick is hot, dude. You got her digits? We need some robo-ho! Its been like a billion years bro! Help me out! Laterz...
From: Hizzbringa_69
Yo fool. Me an my reaps just banged yo mom. HAHA! Lozer!
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Subject: WtF!
From: Hizzbringa_69
Dude, wtf wuz up wit that shiz on rAnnok!? Dat be my homi fool. U goin down, dawg!
PS...I banged Tali, HAHAHA! dumAZZ
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Subject: boreD
From: Hizzbringa_69
Sup bro. Me an my reaps juz chillin here knocking back some liqui-humans. Hey..dat EDI chick is hot, dude. You got her digits? We need some robo-ho! Its been like a billion years bro! Help me out! Laterz...
#98
Posté 28 mars 2012 - 08:06
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TO: N7GurlSR2@iPartner.com
FROM: 10TACLEZ4LUV@iPartner.com
Subj: Hey cutie!
SHEPARD.
WE NOTICED YOU ESCAPING EARTH DURING OUR INVASION. WE COULD NOT HELP BUT NOTICE YOU APPEAR MUCH...HEALTHIER...THAN IN OUR PREVIOUS ENCOUNTER. WE ARE TOLD EXCESS CELLULOSE AND ADIPOSE TISSUE DEPOSITS ARE FOUND DESIRABLE BY SUBSETS OF HUMANS IN MATE SELECTION, THOUGH WE CANNOT HELP BUT POSTULATE THIS MAY NOT BE DUE TO BIOLOGICAL IMPERATIVES BUT PERHAPS COMPROMISED STANDARDS IN MATE SELECTION DUE TO ONE'S OWN STATUS AS A SUBSTANDARD POTENTIAL MATE. WE ARE ALSO TOLD THE CONFECTION KNOWN AS "CHOCOLATE" SIMULATES A NEUROCHEMICAL RESPONSE IN HUMAN FEMALES ANALOGOUS TO POST-SEXUAL STIMULATION, BUT SIMULTANEOUSLY ENCOURAGES EXCESS ADIPOSE TISSUE DEVELOPMENT PARTICULARLY IN PHYSICALLY INACTIVE HUMANS. WE ARE ALSO AWARE THAT IN HUMANS SEXUAL FRUSTRATION WROUGHT BY AN INABILITY TO SECURE A PARTNER LEADS TO APATHY AND ESCAPIST BEHAVIOR.
WE WONDER IF THIS IS MERELY CORRELATIVE, OR PERHAPS IN YOUR CASE THERE IS CAUSATION OR EVEN IF THIS PHENOMENON IS CYCLICAL IN NATURE.
WE WILL FIND OUT SOON. WE HAVE SECURED SECURITY FOOTAGE OF YOU IN CIRCUMSTANCES BIOLOGICAL ENTITIES WOULD CONSIDER SOCIALLY COMPROMISING, AND WILL DISTRIBUTE IT VIA EXTRANET. WE WILL MONITOR YOUR BODY MASS IN FUTURE ENCOUNTERS AND TAKE NOTE OF WHETHER ADIPOSE AND CELLULOSE TISSUE DEPOSITS CONTINUE TO INCREASE.
WE ALSO CANNOT HELP BUT NOTICE THAT YOU ARE BEGINNING TO EXCEED THE AGE IN WHICH HUMAN FEMALES ARE READILY CONSIDERED DESIRABLE MATES, AS TYPIFIED BY YOUR LOSS OF NATURAL HAIR COLORATION AND LOSS OF TAUTNESS IN EXTERNAL ORGANS WHICH LEAD TO WHAT BIOLOGICAL ENTITES REFER TO AS "SAGGING". FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION WE HAVE FORWARDED YOU A NUMBER OF LINKS TO CORRECTIVE SURGEONS AND ELEMENT ZERO-ENHANCED UNDERGARMENTS WHICH WILL OBFUSCATE THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR INCREASED AGE.
ALSO OF NOTE IS THAT WE DISCOVERED YOUR DIRECT FEMALE PROGENITOR'S SERVICE RECORD AND DOSSIER AMONG THE WRECKAGE OF ALLIANCE MILITARY HEADQUARTERS. WE ARE INTRIGUED BY THE POSSIBILITY EXCESS ADIPOSE TISSUE GROWTH MAY IN FACT BE HEREDITARY IN NATURE AMONG HUMANS, TAKING INTO CONSIDERATION YOUR "MOTHER'S" CIRCUMLOCUTORY HABITATION OF THE SSV ORIZABA MAY NOT IN FACT BE METAPHOR.
SINCERELY,
HARBINGER
FROM: 10TACLEZ4LUV@iPartner.com
Subj: Hey cutie!
SHEPARD.
WE NOTICED YOU ESCAPING EARTH DURING OUR INVASION. WE COULD NOT HELP BUT NOTICE YOU APPEAR MUCH...HEALTHIER...THAN IN OUR PREVIOUS ENCOUNTER. WE ARE TOLD EXCESS CELLULOSE AND ADIPOSE TISSUE DEPOSITS ARE FOUND DESIRABLE BY SUBSETS OF HUMANS IN MATE SELECTION, THOUGH WE CANNOT HELP BUT POSTULATE THIS MAY NOT BE DUE TO BIOLOGICAL IMPERATIVES BUT PERHAPS COMPROMISED STANDARDS IN MATE SELECTION DUE TO ONE'S OWN STATUS AS A SUBSTANDARD POTENTIAL MATE. WE ARE ALSO TOLD THE CONFECTION KNOWN AS "CHOCOLATE" SIMULATES A NEUROCHEMICAL RESPONSE IN HUMAN FEMALES ANALOGOUS TO POST-SEXUAL STIMULATION, BUT SIMULTANEOUSLY ENCOURAGES EXCESS ADIPOSE TISSUE DEVELOPMENT PARTICULARLY IN PHYSICALLY INACTIVE HUMANS. WE ARE ALSO AWARE THAT IN HUMANS SEXUAL FRUSTRATION WROUGHT BY AN INABILITY TO SECURE A PARTNER LEADS TO APATHY AND ESCAPIST BEHAVIOR.
WE WONDER IF THIS IS MERELY CORRELATIVE, OR PERHAPS IN YOUR CASE THERE IS CAUSATION OR EVEN IF THIS PHENOMENON IS CYCLICAL IN NATURE.
WE WILL FIND OUT SOON. WE HAVE SECURED SECURITY FOOTAGE OF YOU IN CIRCUMSTANCES BIOLOGICAL ENTITIES WOULD CONSIDER SOCIALLY COMPROMISING, AND WILL DISTRIBUTE IT VIA EXTRANET. WE WILL MONITOR YOUR BODY MASS IN FUTURE ENCOUNTERS AND TAKE NOTE OF WHETHER ADIPOSE AND CELLULOSE TISSUE DEPOSITS CONTINUE TO INCREASE.
WE ALSO CANNOT HELP BUT NOTICE THAT YOU ARE BEGINNING TO EXCEED THE AGE IN WHICH HUMAN FEMALES ARE READILY CONSIDERED DESIRABLE MATES, AS TYPIFIED BY YOUR LOSS OF NATURAL HAIR COLORATION AND LOSS OF TAUTNESS IN EXTERNAL ORGANS WHICH LEAD TO WHAT BIOLOGICAL ENTITES REFER TO AS "SAGGING". FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION WE HAVE FORWARDED YOU A NUMBER OF LINKS TO CORRECTIVE SURGEONS AND ELEMENT ZERO-ENHANCED UNDERGARMENTS WHICH WILL OBFUSCATE THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR INCREASED AGE.
ALSO OF NOTE IS THAT WE DISCOVERED YOUR DIRECT FEMALE PROGENITOR'S SERVICE RECORD AND DOSSIER AMONG THE WRECKAGE OF ALLIANCE MILITARY HEADQUARTERS. WE ARE INTRIGUED BY THE POSSIBILITY EXCESS ADIPOSE TISSUE GROWTH MAY IN FACT BE HEREDITARY IN NATURE AMONG HUMANS, TAKING INTO CONSIDERATION YOUR "MOTHER'S" CIRCUMLOCUTORY HABITATION OF THE SSV ORIZABA MAY NOT IN FACT BE METAPHOR.
SINCERELY,
HARBINGER
Modifié par humes spork, 28 mars 2012 - 08:13 .
#99
Posté 28 mars 2012 - 08:11
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SilverRose208 wrote...
Subject: Hi cutie!
From: Harbinger's hot sister.
Shepard,
This
is Harbginer's hot sister. I'm a real girl, and I'm barely legal.
Here is my email (harbingershotsister@reaperinvasion.net). I recently
saw your profile and got interested. Write me back so I can send you my
pics and not indoctrinate you, or we can meet up on the Citadel
sometime where I won't indoctrinate you. Just run straight into the
beam to see my best feeds. I know you want to feel this! I'll be
waiting...
XOXO,
Not Harbinger, but his HOT sister
My two faves.Delta Sierra wrote...
To: Shepard
From: Harbinger
re: end of the world and all that
SERIOUSLY, YOU FELL FOR THE OLD "BUILD THE CRUCIBLE FIND THE CATALYST JUMP INTO THE GREEN LIGHT BEAM SYNTHESIZE ALL LIFE TRICK"? REALLY? HEY SHEPARD. YOUR SHOES UNTIED.
WELL, NOW THAT WE'RE ALL ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY, CALL ME. WE'LL DO LUNCH.
#100
Posté 28 mars 2012 - 08:19
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SilverRose208 wrote...
Subject: Hi cutie!
From: Harbinger's hot sister.
Shepard,
This is Harbginer's hot sister. I'm a real girl, and I'm barely legal. Here is my email (harbingershotsister@reaperinvasion.net). I recently saw your profile and got interested. Write me back so I can send you my pics and not indoctrinate you, or we can meet up on the Citadel sometime where I won't indoctrinate you. Just run straight into the beam to see my best feeds. I know you want to feel this! I'll be waiting...
XOXO,
Not Harbinger, but his HOT sister
Silver!
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
That was amazing!
"I know you want to feel this!"
