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[Tapkomet]

*Harbinger has entered chat*
Harbinger: Yoo cannot fight the inevitable!
HAckett: How did he get into this chat? Anyway, this should be interesting.
Prothy_the_Prothean: Is this a Reaper? Kick him out, Commander.
Shepard: What do you need here?
Harbinger: You cannot escape your destiny, Shepard! WE ARE THE HARBINGER OF YOUR PERFECTION.
Shepard: Not what is plain rude. Turn CapsLock off.
Han'Gerrel: Why listen to him?
Harbinger: QUARIAN. TOO WEAK IMMUNITY SYSTEM. YOU CANNOT RESIST.
Hackett: We are resisting you right now! We shall prevail!
Prothy_the_Prothean: Commander, why haven't you kicked it out yet? There is still time!
EDI: Kill all humans!
Harbinger: MY ATTACKS WILL TEAR YOU APART. THIS HURTS YOU, QUARIAN.
*Han'Gerrel has left chat*
EDI: That was a joke.
Hackett: Fire all Thanix cannons!
*Reaper43131 has left chat*
*Reaper21124 has left chat*
Javik: You mean they were here the whole time? Kick Harbinger now, Commander!
*Hackett has left chat*
*This_one has left chat*
Harbinger: YOUR ALLIES HAVE FALLEN, SHEPARD
Your_favourite_pilot: Hey Commander, check out our brand new gun!
Harbinger: THIS HURTS ME
Your_favourite_pilot: How do you like that, you son of a b***h?
*Harbinger has left chat*
Shepard: Thanks, EDI. And Joker, too.

Modifié par Tapkomet, 28 mars 2012 - 08:23 .

[Pappi]

To: Shepard
From: Harbinger

I'M STROKING MY KEYBOARD, I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS

[OblivionDawn]

To:Shepard
From:VanguardOfDestruction@yahoo.com

DO NOT READ THIS
*************************************************************

6 months ago a Turian was indoctrinated by Reapers, and now he haunts Alliance soldiers on Earth and goes by the name Marauder Shields!

Forward this email to 20 other people, or Marauder Shields will come to you and kill you!

[Grimez7]

(No Subject)
From: hArbys@gmail.com

You blocked me on Facebook, now you're going to die.

P.S. Stole this from someone else! >

Love, Harby

[Provo_101]

Darkspace Chat Service:

HARBY&CO: HEY BOSS! YOU SAID TAKE A LEFT AT ANDROMEDA RIGHT?

GODKID91: i said right lol

HARBY&CO: THIS HURTS ME! THE GUYS WERE RIGHT! NOW THEY'RE LAUGHING AT ME! SO RIGHT AND THEN WHAT?

GODKID91: well youll hit a reaper king and then--

HARBY&CO: REAPER KING! YESSSSSSS!

GODKID91: and then follow the 98 to teh alpha reelay k?

HARBY&CO: SURE THING BOSS!

*four Earth days later*

GODKID91: lol where you at bro?

HARBY&CO: SHEPARD BLEW UP THE ALPHA RELAY! AND I DIDN'T GET A BURGER FROM REAPER KING BECAUSE I WAS LAST IN LINE AND ARMAGEDDON THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO BLOW UP THE DRIVE THRU WHEN MY TURN CAME UP! 

GODKID91: lol i'll post him on rannoch for the lulz, dun worree bout it. im go to earth to mess with sheps dreams lawl

HARBY&CO: THANKS BOSS... 

GODKID91: btdubzz, i hear your getting cameo with no voice lawl

HARBY&CO: THIS HURTS ME

[VerdantSF]

Grimez7 wrote...

(No Subject)
From: hArbys@gmail.com

You blocked me on Facebook, now you're going to die.

P.S. Stole this from someone else! >

Love, Harby

You've gotta include the link to the song =D!

Modifié par VerdantSF, 28 mars 2012 - 08:47 .

[Lookout1390]

(No Subject)
From: #####unknown

I harbinged your mom last night


Low blow, harbinger ;_;

[Hingjon]

You should track @HarbytheReaper on twitter, funny tweets from Harbinger

[Carnage752]

Arthorius wrote...

 From : Commander Shepard, System Alliance, Council Spectre
To : Harbinger 
Subject : Submission 

Hey Harby, we organics finally understood that we never stood a chance. Here is a video of our leaders bowing to you. 

Cheers, 
The Shepard. 

[Pappi]

(No Subject)
From: HarbyIsCthulu@gmail.com

We hope you liked the pretty beam Shepard. BTW you tasted GREAT.

[Tapkomet]

From: Harbinger
Dear Organics.
You all know that you cannot escape the inevitable. However, it's not like turning into a Reaper will hurt you. In fact, those who have been ascended all find themselves in a world filled with ponies. Everyone will be able to assume control of a pony body in this wonderful world. You cannot resist this. You will all regret your ignorance. This is your genetic destiny. We are the Harbinger of your ponification.
-------------------------------------------------------
I wonder how many would fall for that.

[zambingo]

Pottumuusi wrote...

From: Harbinger
To: Commander Shepard
Subject: This hurts you

YOUR MOTHER IS FAT, SHEPARD

From: Commander Shepard
To: Harbinger
Subject: re This hurts you

My mother is dead, you ******!

From: Harbinger
To: Commander Shepard
Subject: re re This hurts you

U MAD, SHEPARD

[Lucas-Shepard]

Sub: WE WON
From: Harbinger
To: Commander Shepard


SHEPARD,

BY CASPER THE FRIENDLY GHOSTS REQUEST WE HAVE NOW ERADICATED ANOTHER CIVILIZATION.

I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS

Sub: Re: WE WON
From: Commander Shepard
To: Harbinger

Harbinger wrote...

I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS

Funny, I said the same thing to Tali yesterday. Sadly she didn't agree. :-(

[free17]

FROM: Harbinger
TO: Commander Shepard
Normandy SR-2

Dear Sir:

I have been requested by the Reaper Galactic Petroleum Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Reaper Galactic Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-Sur'Kesh region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling 40,000,000 Credits. The Reaper Galactic Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Reapers, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

You assistance is requested as a non-Reaper to assist the Reaper Galactic Petroleum Company, in moving these funds out of Noveria. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your Organic account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Reaper Galactic Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Reaper Galactic Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or 4 million Credits.

However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Reaper law, you must presently be a depositor of at least 100,000 Organics to the Reapers which is regulated by the Star Child.

If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person on Earth, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Reaper Galactic Petroleum Company, as well as with the Star Child.

Please call me at your earliest convenience at 18-467-4975. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Star Child will realize that the Reapers are maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

Yours truly,
Harbinger

Modifié par free17, 28 mars 2012 - 09:45 .

[pablosplinter]

Free17. I had just started typing something similar to that up:unsure:

Can't be bothered now

[free17]

pablosplinter wrote...

Free17. I had just started typing something similar to that up:unsure:

Can't be bothered now

I just copied and pasted one I found online and switched some key words.

[The Angry One]

Alliance Social Network

Topic: Why Harbinger sucks

TheShepard
Seriously, Harbinger blasts me in the face and what does he do? He just flies away. Doesn't even talk to me anymore.
What's up with that? Also, was his beam set to drunk mode or something? Because ever since then everything's in slow motion and I can't argue with people like I used to. Very weird.

Anyway yeah, Harbinger sucks.

Infiltrat0rN7
Shepard-Commander, have you considered that Harbinger is trying to cultivate a darker and edgier atmosphere?
Please to not infringe on Harbinger's artistic integrity.

TheShepard
Excuse me Legion? What the hell?

Infintrat0rN7
"That was a joke"

NormandyEDI
I see my lessons have paid off. In any case I agree what Harbinger did was, as humans would say, "extremely lame".
I would suggest that Harbinger return and provide an alternate outcome to events as the current one is rather unsatisfying.

TheShepard
I'd be fine with that, yeah.

Harby the Reaper
HOW DARE YOU MOCK MY ORIGINAL VISION. WHAT I DID WAS ART. I WILL NOT CHANGE MY ACTIONS BECAUSE OF YOUR ENTITLEMENT ISSUES.

TheShepard
Entitlement? I thought this was my story!

Harby the Reaper
OH SO THIS IS ALL ABOUT YOU IS IT? DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I WANT. NO, ONLY SHEPARD MATTERS! WHAT, DO YOU THINK EVERYTHING REVOLVES AROUND YOU?

TheShepard
Yes?

Harby the Reaper
Edit: [Profanities deleted and user banned, we will not accept such behaviour here - AdmiralHackett]

[Nu-Nu]

To Shepard@N7.Normandy.com
From Harbinger.
Subject: MY FILTER ISN'T WORKING

SHEPARD TELL EDI TO STOP SENDING ME EXPLICIT IMAGES, IT CORRUPTS MY SYSTEMS.

[Esoretal]

(No Subject)
From: ####unknown

SHEPARD

WE HAVE OBTAINED THIS 'SHEPARD VI' DEVICE AT YOUR RECOMMENDATION UNDER THE PREMISE THAT IT WAS A FULLY REALIZED DIGITAL VERSION OF YOU

WE HAVE TRIED INTEGRATING IT INTO OUR SYSTEMS, BUT IT KEEPS CALLING US 'LOOKERS' AND SAYING THAT THE EXTRANET DEEMS US A SPECIES OF CUTTLEFISH

WE WANT OUR CREDITS BACK SHEPARD

[sorentoft]

From: Harbinger@yahoo.com
To: Shepard@gmail.com
Subject: This hurts you

Shepard. You cannot comprehend your place in things. With each step you draw closer to your doom. Join us Shepard. We are your salvation through destruction.

- Harby

From: Shepard@gmail.com
To: Harbinger@yahoo.com
Subject:Re: This hurts you

What do you mean salvation through destruction? I mean how can you save us by killing us?

- Shep

From: Harbinger@yahoo.com
To: Shepard@gmail.com
Subject: Re:Re: This hurts you

You will eventually scurry to complete the construction of the crucible you forget the one final component that will be the end of all. The catalyst. In your ignorance you will storm (redacted) and I will hurt you. You will then kill our last line of defence - Marauder Shields - who tries to stop you from complete annihilation. From there you will meet the catalyst who will make your entire journey redundant and rip the logic of the universe to shreds. Also he is a stupid kid you will see in your dreams and be the cause of your insomnia. Not to mention Liara will have your babies, it does not matter that wanted to be with Jack. It is useless to resist, Shepard.

You see Shepard, we are your salvation from that horrible end. Reaper gel is the preferable choice.

- Harby <(^.^<) (>^.^)>

From: Shepard@gmail.com
To: Harbinger@yahoo.com
Subject: Wait, what?

What is the crucible, what are you talking about? Does the ending really suck that much?

- Shep

From: Harbinger@yahoo.com
To: Shepard@gmail.com
Subject: This hurts me.

Yes. This hurts me. Also the war has started and I will have to cease communication.

- Harby </3

From: Shepard@gmail.com
To: Harbinger@yahoo.com
Subject: RE: This hurts me

What do you mean? You have been assuming direct control and shooting at me for this entire time and now you are not allowed to talk? I thought you were the boss?

From: Harbinger@yahoo.com
To: Shepard@gmail.com
Subject: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

- Harby <3<3

[Ayanko]

To: Shepard
(No Subject)
From: Harbinger
I've posted my nude pictures at www.mysharedalbum.com let me know what you think of them. thanks
xoxoxoxo

Modifié par Ayanko, 28 mars 2012 - 10:25 .

[Nu-Nu]

To Shepard
From Harbinger

>

THIS SMILIE IS NOT AN ARTICULATE RESPONSE, THIS HURTS YOU.

Modifié par Nu-Nu, 28 mars 2012 - 10:31 .

[ebevan91]

SilverRose208 wrote...

Subject: Hi cutie!
From: Harbinger's hot sister.

Shepard,
This is Harbginer's hot sister. I'm a real girl, and I'm barely legal. Here is my email (harbingershotsister@reaperinvasion.net). I recently saw your profile and got interested. Write me back so I can send you my pics and not indoctrinate you, or we can meet up on the Citadel sometime where I won't indoctrinate you. Just run straight into the beam to see my best feeds. I know you want to feel this! I'll be waiting...

XOXO,
Not Harbinger, but his HOT sister

I read that one while in class earlier today. I literally laughed out loud.  People were probably wondering wtf I was doing.

Modifié par ebevan91, 28 mars 2012 - 10:30 .

[Carnage752]

Tapkomet wrote...

From: Harbinger
Dear Organics.
You all know that you cannot escape the inevitable. However, it's not like turning into a Reaper will hurt you. In fact, those who have been ascended all find themselves in a world filled with ponies. Everyone will be able to assume control of a pony body in this wonderful world. You cannot resist this. You will all regret your ignorance. This is your genetic destiny. We are the Harbinger of your ponification.
-------------------------------------------------------
I wonder how many would fall for that.

Well that would get rid of all the bronies...

I welcome the Reaper invasion now

*Ensues angry replies by people with pony avatars ^^*

U MAD?

[poundoffleshaa]

To: Shepard
(TOLD YOU SO)
From: Harbinger

I TOLD YOU I WAS YOUR SALVATION THROUGH DESTRUCTION AND YET YOU STILL CHOICE TO PLAY STAR KIDS SILLY GAME.

THIS HURTS ME.