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[BrinkFX]

UnstableMongoose wrote...

Sub: RE: Morlan's Famous Shop
From: Harby443@aol.com

FOOL. YOUR "ENHANCEMENTS" WILL NOT SAVE THIS GALAXY FROM EXTINCTION. WE ARE YOUR SALVATION THROUGH DESTRUCTION. BUT IF YOU SURRENDER TO THE REAPERS THESE PRODUCTS THAT WILL IMPROVE OUR QUALITY OF LIFE AND ALLOW US TO FEEL LOVE AGAIN, YOU WILL BE SPARED.

Was ROFL at your username for Harbinger

[Alamar2078]

Shepard,

Choose the "green pill".

Harbinger

[Jononarf]

OP's avatar picture is pure win.

[withneelandi]

Sub: RE: OMG excited!
From: hardyharharbinger182@dishurtzu.com

HEY SHEP!

Which option did you u pic on da sitidel?

I'm assuming controll?11

Geddit? lolz

H.xxx

[Soban]

From: harbinger@reaperinvasion.net
To: jdshepard@Normandy.sa.gov
Subject: ASSUMING DIRECT COMMUNICATION

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! IT WAS SAID YOU WOULD TO DESTROY THE STARKID, NOT JOIN HIM. BRING BALANCE TO THE GALAXY, NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS.

THIS HURTS ME,
HARBINGER

From: jdshepard@Normandy.sa.gov
To: harbinger@reaperinvasion.net
Subject: RE: ASSUMING DIRECT COMMUNICATION

I have altered our deal, pray I don't alter it further.

Shepard

[Tapkomet]

Carnage752 wrote...

Tapkomet wrote...

From: Harbinger
Dear Organics.
You all know that you cannot escape the inevitable. However, it's not like turning into a Reaper will hurt you. In fact, those who have been ascended all find themselves in a world filled with ponies. Everyone will be able to assume control of a pony body in this wonderful world. You cannot resist this. You will all regret your ignorance. This is your genetic destiny. We are the Harbinger of your ponification.
-------------------------------------------------------
I wonder how many would fall for that.

Well that would get rid of all the bronies...

I welcome the Reaper invasion now

*Ensues angry replies by people with pony avatars ^^*

U MAD?

Don't forget that they will "ascend" everyone else anyway (except for the ones that get laz0red).

Also, "angry" is not exactly how you describe reactions of people with pony avatars. "Slightly annoyed" is probably the worst one.

From: Harbinger@Space.kid
To: Shepard@Normandy.edi
I AM ASSUIMING DIRECT CONTROL OF YOUR E-MAIL. BY CHANGING YOUR E-MAIL YOU ARE SIMPLY PROLONGING THE INEVITABLE. YOUR SPAM-FILTER IS POINTLESS. MY E-MAIL MESSAGES WILL TEAR YOUR TERMINAL APART.
Love, Harby

Modifié par Tapkomet, 29 mars 2012 - 08:15 .

[OblivionDawn]

Soban wrote...

From: harbinger@reaperinvasion.net
To: jdshepard@Normandy.sa.gov
Subject: ASSUMING DIRECT COMMUNICATION

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! IT WAS SAID YOU WOULD TO DESTROY THE STARKID, NOT JOIN HIM. BRING BALANCE TO THE GALAXY, NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS.

THIS HURTS ME,
HARBINGER

From: jdshepard@Normandy.sa.gov
To: harbinger@reaperinvasion.net
Subject: RE: ASSUMING DIRECT COMMUNICATION

I have altered our deal, pray I don't alter it further.

Shepard

From: harbinger@reaperinvasion.net
To: jdshepard@Normandy.sa.gov
Subject: RE: RE: ASSUMING DIRECT COMMUNICATION

THIS DEAL IS HURTING ME MORE ALL THE TIME.

HARBINGER

[KingKhan03]

Hey Shephard this is Casey----I Mean HARBINGER!

[Randalf84]

From: harbinger@starchild.gal
To:shepherd@hotmail.gal
Subject: Our purpose

Shepherd,

Remember how Sovereign told you our plan was incomprehensible to organic minds?

He Lied.

In fact its so simple even one of your 20th century children could understand it, especially if they played the Earth computer game Deus Ex. He was trolling. Did it hurt you?

Harbinger

[Chuvvy]

(No Subject)
Harbingerdaboss420@spacemail.net

Shepard, killing humans on earth, wish you were here.

-Harby

PS. What city did you say you were from again?

[Monarchos915]

Provo_101 wrote...

Darkspace Chat Service:

HARBY&CO: HEY BOSS! YOU SAID TAKE A LEFT AT ANDROMEDA RIGHT?

GODKID91: i said right lol

HARBY&CO: THIS HURTS ME! THE GUYS WERE RIGHT! NOW THEY'RE LAUGHING AT ME! SO RIGHT AND THEN WHAT?

GODKID91: well youll hit a reaper king and then--

HARBY&CO: REAPER KING! YESSSSSSS!

GODKID91: and then follow the 98 to teh alpha reelay k?

HARBY&CO: SURE THING BOSS!

*four Earth days later*

GODKID91: lol where you at bro?

HARBY&CO: SHEPARD BLEW UP THE ALPHA RELAY! AND I DIDN'T GET A BURGER FROM REAPER KING BECAUSE I WAS LAST IN LINE AND ARMAGEDDON THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO BLOW UP THE DRIVE THRU WHEN MY TURN CAME UP! 

GODKID91: lol i'll post him on rannoch for the lulz, dun worree bout it. im go to earth to mess with sheps dreams lawl

HARBY&CO: THANKS BOSS... 

GODKID91: btdubzz, i hear your getting cameo with no voice lawl

HARBY&CO: THIS HURTS ME

LOL. This thread is so full of win.

[MjK]

From: Harbingerlol@trancerave.com
Object: I'm so high.

Catch the beams, bro.
Tripping for life.

With Shr00mz,
Harbinger.

Modifié par MjK, 29 mars 2012 - 08:47 .

[Kath]

From: h4rb1ng3r@aol.com
To: shepardcommander@spectre.gov
Subject: HEADING TO EARTH

I HOPE YOU BROUGHT SOMETHING STRONGER THAN A PORTAL GUN THIS TIME. OTHERWISE, I'M AFRAID YOU'RE ABOUT TO BECOME THE IMMEDIATE PAST PRESIDENT OF BEING ALIVE CLUB, HAHA.

Modifié par Katherine, 29 mars 2012 - 08:54 .

[Auralius Carolus]

SilverRose208 wrote...

Subject: Hi cutie!
From: Harbinger's hot sister.

Shepard,
This is Harbginer's hot sister. I'm a real girl, and I'm barely legal. Here is my email (harbingershotsister@reaperinvasion.net). I recently saw your profile and got interested. Write me back so I can send you my pics and not indoctrinate you, or we can meet up on the Citadel sometime where I won't indoctrinate you. Just run straight into the beam to see my best feeds. I know you want to feel this! I'll be waiting...

XOXO,
Not Harbinger, but his HOT sister

It'd be Shepard's luck that Joker would get the message and reply. That sucker just can't keep his hands off of fem bots.

[foxlockbox]

From: infinitereaperdarkspace@eezominingcompany.glx
To: T.J.shepard@alliance.n7
Subject: I'M IN YOUR MIND, HARVESTING YOUR THOUGHTS
THE DUCT KID WAS A NICE TOUCH EY? MADE YOU FEEL ALL VULNERABLE, HELPLESS AND GUILTY? LOOKING FORWARD TO USE HIM LATER!
XOXO, HARBY

[Pappi]

From: Harbingerlawls

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF YOUR EMAIL, I SENT EVERYONE THOSE PICTURES YOU DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO SEE. NOW YOU SHALL HAVE HUMILATION AND FEAR IN THE FINAL BATTLE.

ENJOY YOUR DEATH.

HARBY XOXOX

[saracen16]

MPSai wrote...

(No Subject)
From: #####unknown

I know you're there, Shepard, stop ignoring me.

Best one so far.

[WolfyZA]

From: Harb3ast69@sky.net
To: THE_Shepard@hotmale.com

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Sincerely
Your Indoctrinator
Harby..

Modifié par WolfyZA, 29 mars 2012 - 09:50 .

[LowQ]

From: ######
To: INSIGNIFICANT HUMAN

YOU CHANGE NOTHING HUMAN. YOU STRUGGLE AGAINST THE INEVITABLE.

YOUR FUTURE IS EMPTY AND MULTICOLORED.

[Virmire Vermin]

From: Extra Large Squid
To: Commander Shepard

Knock, knock.

From: Commander Shepard
To: Extra Large Squid

Who's there?

From: Extra Large Squid
To: Commander Shepard

HARBINGER!

*destroys Normandy with Reaper beam*

Harbinger: Hahaha, I know you feel this.

[Tapkomet]

From: Harbinger@Space.kid
To: Shepard@Normandy.edi
YOUR GALAXY IS IN SIGHT. YOUR REMAINING TIME IS AT AN END. NOONE CAN STOP US. NOT EVEN CHUCK NORRIS, BECAUSE IF HE COULD, HE WOULD GO HERE AND HIT ME WITH MY KEYBOFDSJKFSHHFS.

[Operat0r60]

(No Subject)
From: #####unknown
HOPE YOU ENJOY THE ENDING, SHEPARD.

[Geth_Huntha]

From: <invalid address>
Re: Conduit

SHEPARD, YOUR ATTEMPTS TO RESIST US HAVE FAILED. WE NOW HAVE THE CITADEL. THERE IS NO HOPE FOR YOUR PLAN TO SUCCEED. NONE. THERE DEFINITELY IS NO POORLY GUARDED BACK DOOR TO THE CITADEL... AND IF THERE WAS AND YOU SOMEHOW MANAGED TO APPROACH IT, I WOULD PERSONALLY SEE TO YOUR DEMISE. I WOULDN'T JUST FIRE SOME RANDOM LASERS AT YOU AND TAKE OFF. YOUR SPECIES IS DOOMED, WE ARE THE HARBINGER OF YOUR PERFECTION.

ps: REMEMBER, DEFINITELY NO BACK DOOR.

pps: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!

[Nu-Nu]

From: Harbinger
To: Shepard

Subject: BRING ME SALVATION

SHEPARD KILL THE CATALYST, HE MAKES ME DO NASTY THINGS, IT HURTS ME.