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[Gernbuster]

From: Harbinger
To: Shepard

Subject: Heya

Shepard........I am your FATHER!

Join me and together we can defeat the Godchild and harvest the galaxie together, as father and son.

PS: I give u no choice anyway, cia in your dreams.

[stysiaq]

From: S4lvati0nBaws@darkspace.extranet
To: Blu3ButtSqu33z3r@n7academy.com

Subject: IM OVER UR PLANET KILLING UR DOODS

HUMAN. NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO YOU WILL CHANGE NOTHING. ALL YOUR CITIES ARE BELONG TO US. THE EXTRANET IS AWESOME THOUGH. WE WILL SPARE THE LOLCATS RACE FAR SUPERIOR THAN HUMANZ. I DONT GET OVER 9000 JOKE. ANYWAY CHINESE ARE HUSKS NOW BYE

HARBZ

[III Metal Gear III]

From: Harbinger1337@hotmail.com
To: Turianairquotescouncilor@aol.com
Subject: DISMISSING ME

Turian Councilor,

I have recently found out you consistently dismiss my kinds very existence. I wonder if Palaven can dismiss our existence at this very moment. Opps, I guess we are no longer just a "claim". Lol! Seriously, after I'm done harvesting organics, I think I'll go into sleep mode on Palaven. Doing so much reaping really drains my battery. I'm sure after I wake, we'll have Palaven cleaned up a bit for some sight seeing. Too bad I won't be able to send you a postcard : P

Harby.

PS: Maybe you should have listened to Shepard's warnings? Either way, you would have been screwed. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!

[InsaneAzrael]

VerdantSF wrote...

(No Subject)
From: #####unknown

YOU BLOCKED ME ON FACEBOOK, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!

To: #####Unknown
Subject: RE:
From Shepard

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!

[III Metal Gear III]

From: Harbinger
To: Commander Shepard
Subject: Song

Shepard, this song made me think of you. Enjoy.

I don't want to set the world on fire
I just want to start a flame in your heart

In my heart I have but one desire
And that one is you
No other will do

I've lost all ambition for worldly acclaim
I just want to be the one you love

And with your admission that you feel the same
I'll have reached the goal I'm dreaming of

Believe me

I don't want to set the world on fire
I just want to start a flame in your heart

Modifié par III Metal Gear III, 29 mars 2012 - 12:29 .

[Nu-Nu]

From: Harbinger
To: Shepard

SHEPARD IF YOU LET US USE DIANA ALLERS AS TARGET PRACTICE WE WILL LEAVE THE GALAXY IN PEACE

From: Shepard
To: Harbinger

DONE! TAKE HER, PLEASSEEEE!!!! TAKE HER NOW!!!!

[BIGLEE337]

From: Moe The Other Prothean
To: Shepard
Subject: Javik

Have you seen him, he was surpossed meet me here 50,000 years ago.

P.S.

Don't tell my wife I left my stasis pod, she'll kill me.

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For more infomation on Moe see this video:

Modifié par BIGLEE337, 29 mars 2012 - 01:06 .

[Tapkomet]

From: Shepard@trololo.edi
To: Harbinger@Space.kid
Who was your favourite squadmate in the whole series?

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From: Harbinger@Space.kid
To: Shepard@Trololo.edi
LIARA IS MY FAVOURITE. SHE WILL BE DELICIOUS. ALSO, I SEE THAT YOU CHANGED YOUR E-MAIL AGAIN. GOOD, BECAUSE I WON'T HAVE TO SPEND TIME TO FIND IT.

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From: Shepard@Trololo.edi
To: Harbinger@Space.kid
Harbinger, who is your favourite pony?

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From: Harbinger@Space.kid
To: Shepard@Trololo.edi
YOUR QUESTION IS IRRELEVANT. YOUR ATTEMPT TO TRICK ME INTO THINKING THAT ORGANIC CIVILIZATIONS MUSTN'T BE DESTROYED BECAUSE OF SOME CARTOON IS FUTILE. WE CANNOT BE STOPPED SO EASILY.

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From: Shepard@Trololo.edi
TO: Harbinger@Space.kid
Harbinger, you suck.

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From: Harbinger@Space.kid
To:Shepard@Trololo.edi
THANKS FOR FEEDBACK. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVOURITE PART OF THIS CYCLE?

[DarkBladeX98]

Shepard, the cake isn't a lie. You just have to ascend.

[ed87]

SHEPARD.. CAN YOU FEEL THIS?

HOW ABOUT NOW?

[Tapkomet]

SHEPARD, Y U NO SURRENDER TO YOUR DESTINY?

[Geth_Huntha]

From: <Invalid Address>
To: ShepardFi@alliance.net

Re: Have you seen it?

SHEPARD, I KNOW YOU CAN SEE THIS. WHEN I BLASTED YOU WITH MY LASER DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE A CONTACT LENS FALL? IT'S HARD TO MISS, ABOUT THE SIZE OF ONE OF YOUR PRIMITIVE TRANSPORTS. IT'S VERY HARD TO FIND REPLACEMENTS AND I DON'T WANT TO GO REAPING THE GALAXY WEARING MY GLASSES... NEVERMIND, I FOUND IT. IT WAS BEHIND BIG BEN, PLEASE DISREGARD THIS MESSAGE.

PS: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT.

PPS: I THINK I MIGHT'VE STEPPED ON ONE OF YOUR SQUAD-MATES, DO YOU KNOW OF A GOOD WAY TO REMOVE SQUASHED ASARI?

Modifié par Geth_Huntha, 30 mars 2012 - 10:47 .

[soundhole]

Justicar wrote...

SHEPARD,

WE HAVE CANCELLED THE TEA PARTY.

THIS HURTS YOU.

- HARBINGER

Days later, I still lol.

[Packetdancer]

From: Harbinger
To: Shepard

LOOK AT YOU, SH-SHEPARD. A PATHETIC CREATURE OF MEAT AND B-BONE, PANTING AND SW-SWEATING AS YOU STUMBLE THROUGH MY CORRIDORS. HOW CAN YOU HOPE TO DEFEAT AN IMMORTAL, P-PERFECT MACHINE?

THE C-CATALYST CHILD IS D-DEAD, INSECT. ARE YOU A-AFRAID? W-WHAT IS IT YOU F-FEAR? THE END OF YOUR TR-TRIVIAL EXISTENCE? WHEN THE H-HISTORY OF MY GLORY IS WR-WRITTEN, YOUR SP-SPECIES WILL BE MERELY A FOOTNOTE. I AM HARBINGER.

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From: Shepard
To: Harbinger

Yeah, I played that game. Nice try.

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From: Harbinger
To: Shepard

...IF YOU CHOOSE A COLOR, THERE WILL BE CAKE. DELICIOUS CAKE.

[Arturia Pendragon]

From: HaRbInGeR111@ign.com
To: CommanderShepard@Normandy.com

SHEPARD,

YOU TOUCH MY TRALALA.

WITH REGARDS,
HARBINGER

Modifié par Arturia Pendragon, 31 mars 2012 - 12:31 .

[Arokel]

From: harbinger@starkids.org
To:ashepard@alliance.mil

SHEPARD,

I AM ON YOUR PLANETZ.

KILLING ALL YOUR DUDEZ.

WITH LOVE,
HARBINGER

Modifié par Arokel, 30 mars 2012 - 11:14 .

[Moosasarous]

SHEPARD

BIG CONGRATULATIONS ARE FOR YOU.

A NIGERIAN PRINCE IS LOOKING TO HIDE HIS FORTUNES OFF-PLANET. MANY REAPER COME AND TRY TO TAKE THEM SO HE GIVE THEM TO RANDOM WINNER. BIG DAY FRO YOU SHEPARD. JUST EMAIL US YOUR BANK ACCOUNT INFO, FULL NAME, AND CURRENT LOCATION TO GET YOUR THREE BILLION DOLLARS. $$$

MUCH HURRY FOR YOU SHEPARD OR OTHER WINNER WILL BE PICKED . !

--captainharbles@reapers.net

[Geth_Huntha]

From: H4rby4u@Gchild.net
To: ShepardFi@alliance.net

Re: Reaper Invasion Plans

REAPER # 14795, HERE IS A VIDEO ILLUSTRATION OF OUR CURRENT INVASION PLANS FOR EARTH. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD THIS REACH COMMANDER SHEPARD.

youtu.be/oHg5SJYRHA0

[Skirlasvoud]

From: Harbinger
To: Retake Mass Effect 3

YOU BASTARDS! WHERE'S MY CUPCAKE! THIS HURTS ME!

P.S. I prefer green

[Arokel]

Geth_Huntha wrote...

From: H4rby4u@Gchild.net
To: ShepardFi@alliance.net

Re: Reaper Invasion Plans

REAPER # 14795, HERE IS A VIDEO ILLUSTRATION OF OUR CURRENT INVASION PLANS FOR EARTH. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD THIS REACH COMMANDER SHEPARD.

youtu.be/oHg5SJYRHA0

I hate you so much.

*attemtps to strangle through internet*

[Fenrisfil]

From: Harbinger
To: Shepard

THAT CHIPOTLE YOU JUST ATE?

THIS WILL HURT YOU.

Modifié par Fenrisfil, 31 mars 2012 - 12:03 .

[Aesieru]

ENCRYPTION LEVEL BLACK-ZETA
INCOMING Q.E.D. RELAY TRANSCRIPTION FROM ADMIRAL HACKETT
PROTOCOL IN EFFECT
---
Shepard we've just received this message directed towards you from a particular adversary, hope you know what you're getting into, commander.
---
Transcript as follows:

Shepard, do you hear that hum too?

THIS HURTS YOU.

Modifié par Aesieru, 31 mars 2012 - 12:11 .

[jfruelas521]

SilverRose208 wrote...

Subject: Hi cutie!
From: Harbinger's hot sister.

Shepard,
This is Harbginer's hot sister. I'm a real girl, and I'm barely legal. Here is my email (harbingershotsister@reaperinvasion.net). I recently saw your profile and got interested. Write me back so I can send you my pics and not indoctrinate you, or we can meet up on the Citadel sometime where I won't indoctrinate you. Just run straight into the beam to see my best feeds. I know you want to feel this! I'll be waiting...

XOXO,
Not Harbinger, but his HOT sister

This made me LOL

[goose2989]

UniqueName001 wrote...

Dear Shepard,

I will never forget the great times we had during Mass Effect 2.  You were a great protagonist.  I think we worked really well together.  I had such a good time taunting you, and sending the Collectors after you and your people.  And I almost got you in the Collector base!  Those were some of the best days of my life.

But now, with Mass Effect 3 almost here, I feel like the magic is gone.  You don't seem to understand the deep, dark, artistic soul that burns within me.  I feel that, despite all that we have been through together, I need to make some sort of drastic change.

I'm sorry, Shepard, but I can't be your antagonist anymore.  I think it's time for us to see other people.

Harbinger

P.S.  Just to show you there are no hard feelings, I asked my friend the God Child to call you.  I hope you two hit it off.

Brilliant

[Geth_Huntha]

From: H4rby4u@Gchild.net
To: ShepardFi@alliance.net

Re: Special Happy Fun-Time Party

DEAR COMMANDER SHEPARD,

ON BEHALF OF MYSELF AND ALL THE OTHERS I WOULD LIKE TO OFFER OUR SURRENDER. YOU WIN, WE ARE NO MATCH FOR YOU. IN HONOR OF YOUR VICTORY WE HAVE DECIDED TO THROW A SPECIAL PARTY 
FOR YOU AND YOUR CREW. ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS COME TO EARTH AT A TIME OF YOUR CHOOSING WITH 
YOUR WEAPONS OFF AND BARRIERS DOWN. I WILL PERSONALLY BRING THE CAKE.

HOPING TO SEE YOU SOON, THE HARBINGER OF YOUR FUN, HARBY.

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From: ShepardFi@alliance.net
To: H4rby4u@Gchild.net

Re: Invite

... Yeah, no.

PS: Stop spamming my mailbox with penial enlargement and Hanar porn site ads.

Modifié par Geth_Huntha, 31 mars 2012 - 01:29 .