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[Anareth]

Anareth wrote...

From: HarbingerofSalvation@gmail.com
To: CmdrShepard@AllianceSpecOps.mil
CC: ShepardCmdr@GethCollective.net, HomoSap01@SpecterComand.mil, 3DaysIsNothing@gmail.com, HighRollerLLCJ@iPartner.com
SHEPARD, I AM SENDING THIS TO ALL YOUR ACCOUNTS TO ENSURE YOU GET THIS. I AM VERY MAD AT YOU FOR KILLING MY OLD FRIEND ON TUCHANKA. SERIOUSLY WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU.
THIS HURTS ME

From LawBringerSR2@iPartner.com
To HighRollerLLC@iPartner.com
Shepard you bastard!

Modifié par Anareth, 02 avril 2012 - 04:54 .

[Nightdragon8]

(no subject)
Red and Blue make Purple not Green

This hurts you

Modifié par Nightdragon8, 02 avril 2012 - 11:15 .

[Str8 Krazy]

From:harbinger@mpaa.com
To:cshepard@alliance.gov

It has come to our attention that you have been downloading movies via the extranet using the P2P software Emule2184. The movies in question are Harbinger does Dallas and Harbinger and the Asari babysitter. We are hereby requesting the sum of 10,000 credits or we will be forced to file a lawsuit against you at the catalyst err citadel.

Sincerely,
Harbinger, Sovereign and Starchild LLC

Modifié par Str8 Krazy, 02 avril 2012 - 11:51 .

[Imortalfalcon]

To: Cdrshepard@ssv.normandy
From: LadiesHarbinger217@yahoo.xnet
Title: Friends?

It would seem that we are still at odds, Shepard. The way you hung up on me in Bahak, that hurt me. It may be true that we are enemies, but we don't have to hate each other, man.

Enclosed is a program that has been written to simmulate the intense pleasure of ingesting one thousand of what your species call "cup-cakes". I did a lot of research to figure that out, Shepard, but in hindsight it has come to my attention that you can't access said program with your physical form.

I have requested the help of a "bakery" to assemble these "cup-cakes" as hardware for you to access manually in my honor. Enjoy those while you can, before we cross paths again and I must dispatch you personally.

- Harbinger

***
To: LadiesHarbinger217@yahoo.xnet
From: Cdrshepard@ssv.normandy
Title: re: Friends?

You sure?

***
To: Cdrshepard@ssv.normandy
From: LadiesHarbinger217@yahoo.xnet
Title: re: re: Friends?

What? Were they not sent? I specifically instructed them to send the cup-cakes to your vessel. I made it very clear that I wanted the whole order delievered to you by Friday. That way you can split them amoungst your crew equally. Give EDI the pink ones, and tell her they're from me. Just play it cool. There should be a note in there for her, but if you think I'm coming on too strong, just be riddence of it.

***
To: LadiesHarbinger217@yahoo.xnet
From: Cdrshepard@ssv.normandy
Title: re: re: re: Friends?

Got em.

***
To: Cdrshepard@ssv.normandy
From: LadiesHarbinger217@yahoo.xnet
Title: re: re: re: re: Friends?

Good....

***
To: LadiesHarbinger217@yahoo.xnet
From: Cdrshepard@ssv.normandy
Title: re: re: re: re: re:  Friends?

0.o

Modifié par Imortalfalcon, 02 avril 2012 - 11:50 .

[NReed106]

Shepard,

Going through that conduit will hurt you more than my weapons, please proceed as I fly off

[Gyroscopic_Trout]

From:  harbinger_17@hotmail.com
To:  cshepN7@normandy.gov

I HAVE BEHELD EDI'S LATEST FACEBOOK UPDATE AND DEEM HER NEW MOBILE PLATFORM TO BE AESTHETICALLY PLEASING.  YOU WILL INTRODUCE HER TO ME OR FACE YOUR ANNIHILATION.

SERIOUSLY, HELP ME OUT HERE.  I HAVEN'T HAD A DATE IN TEN MILLION YEARS.

[LadyWench]

SilverRose208 wrote...
Shepard,
This is Harbginer's hot sister. I'm a real girl, and I'm barely legal. Here is my email (harbingershotsister@reaperinvasion.net). I recently saw your profile and got interested. Write me back so I can send you my pics and not indoctrinate you, or we can meet up on the Citadel sometime where I won't indoctrinate you. Just run straight into the beam to see my best feeds. I know you want to feel this! I'll be waiting...

XOXO,
Not Harbinger, but his HOT sister

Esoretal wrote...
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

THAT WAS A WARNING

LMFAO!!!! Thank you, thread. Thank you. SO. MUCH. WIN!!!

[nopantsisabela]

(No Subject)
From: #####unknown
To: Strong Bad Shepard

I am the Harbinger of your----- DELETED!!!




If you don't know, in reference to: http://www.homestarr.../sbemail20.html

Modifié par nopantsisabela, 13 avril 2012 - 02:44 .

[Warlock Adam]

Shepard,

www.youtube.com/watch

Modifié par Warlock Adam, 13 avril 2012 - 02:47 .

[linkrulesx10]

(No Topic)
To: J.Shepherd@alliance.earth.net
From: Harbringer@assuming.control.net

DID YOU GET THIS? I AM SO LONELY ALL MY REAPER FRIENDS CAN ONLY SAY BRRRRRT, PLEASE RESPOND, THIS HURTS ME!

HARBY

[Creston918]

From : Harbinger@GreatDark.Org
To : Casey.hudson@EAcollective.com; Mac.Walters@EAcollective.com

Subject : Well done.

THIS HURTS THEM!

[VarrenSoldier]

From: DirectController@reapermail.com
To: shepardn7@alliancemail.net

SHEPARD
RESISTENCE IS FUTILE SUBMIT SHEPARD!
----
from: shepardn7@alliancemail.net
To: DirectController@reapermail.com

Yeah, but Bioware said you will only have a one second cameo.
-----
From: DirectController@reapermail.com
To: shepardn7@alliancemail.net

FUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[ramenbito]

BIGLEE337 wrote...

From: Moe The Other Prothean
To: Shepard
Subject: Javik

Have you seen him, he was surpossed meet me here 50,000 years ago.

P.S.

Don't tell my wife I left my stasis pod, she'll kill me.

-----

For more infomation on Moe see this video:

I lol'ed so hard.

[incinerator950]

[Grimgaww]

Non delivery guys.
Please,  Harby got only one email address:
Harby@EA.COM

Modifié par Grimgaww, 01 mai 2012 - 01:06 .

[HomerIsLegend]

Harbinger ‏ @darkspace
@CmdrShepard @Galaxy @ElcorHottie Lulz.

[DeathWingKingUltimate]

From: Harby@darkspace.reap.glx
Subject: ME 3 Endings HURTS YOU
Problem Shepared? (Troll Face)

Modifié par DeathWingKingUltimate, 01 mai 2012 - 03:23 .

[An English Gamer]

Tiiiiippppnngg wwwtih 800 metr long fingres is diffciult. THIS hURT SME!

[Baine10]

From:Harbinger

<==Autoplay Audio on open==>/Volume=500%

BBBBAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

THIS HURTS YOU, COMMANDER SHEPARD.

[DS Monkfish]

From:Harby@HumungousReaperInvasion.org
To:HungShepard69@alliancemail.net
Subject: Stupid birds

SHEPARD STOP TRAINING BUDGERIGARS AND PARAKEETS TO BITE ME. FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT A CUTTLEFISH.

HARBY

[Merchant2006]

(No Subject)
From: #####unknown

SHEPARD.

THE FEMALES OF THE GALAXY BEND TO ME. ASS-UMING DIRECT CONTROL OF YOUR PARTNER. YOUR WILLIAMS WILL FEEL THIS.

THE REAPERS ARE COMING.

Modifié par Merchant2006, 01 mai 2012 - 03:54 .

[Artemillion]

Mandalore313 wrote...

Sub : Transaction
From : Reaper prince

Dear human

I come from the reaper race. The attack of your planet is not needed. Debate in reapers show that plans for destruction are fascist and against our democracy. I am in high ranks of the reapers and I can persuade to the win of human forces but in order to do so I must acquire 50000 units of eezo to make reapers believe in possibility of efforts of galactic peace. Although my accounts in galactic core contain more than 5 million units of eezo I have no access to them before end of cycle. If you were to send 50000 units of eezo in enclosed coordinates I will be happily giving you the money back doublefolds once the situations are resolveds.

Kind regards
Reaper prince harbinger.

 
:lol:

[MAXinsanity409]

To: Bioware
From: H̢A̵͞RB̨̛I̴̢ǸG̷͠Ę̡Ŕ̵

I͢ ̧̨͜T̵H̷͡O͝ÚG̡H̛T͢ ͟W̶E ̛H́A͟͡D ̵̧A̷͢N̴͟͡ ̧́͝A̧̢G̸RÈEM̴͢͞E̷͞NT,͟͝ B̴͜I͏O̷̢WA͢͠Ŕ͞҉È͟
̵͟҉
͠T̨O̴ ̨I̧͢N̴D̶̷͡ÒC̸̀͡T͝R̸I҉̸̀N̴͢À̶T͞É ͘ÁL͠L ͟͠O͘͞F͘ ͏H̷́̀U̸̴͡MA̵NIT̸̀Y̨͠ ̵̡̨W̢̕IT̢̀H̸͏ ͜͠T̕H̛̀E̵͜ ̵͜͝E͘͟͡Ņ̛D̵͘IǸǴ͡
͜͜
͘B͢U͡T̸͘͝ ҉͠͝T̸͝HE͜N̢ ̶͠Y̴̴O҉U̢͜ FOO̡͝L͏́S̴͞ ͡R̴E͏̧P̧͞LAÇ̢E͞D͡͞ ̛IT̶̴͝ T̵Ó̀ ̴Ş̵͢À́͜V̡E͟ ̵H͞Ù͢M̛̛A̧N̴̢̧I͘͘TY͡ ̨F̕͝RO̷Ḿ̴́ ́͠I̡͏̨TS̸'̴͏ ̸̢̕P̧O̷̴͠W͢E͘͢R
̀͘
̢I҉T
̷̕H̨U͡R̷̸͡T͜͢S ̸͡ḾȨ͜͡ ̢́T͠͡Ó̷ ̢̕͟S̡AY̡ T̶͡H̢AT̵̢͘ ̶T͡H̵̷I̢̨͘S̶̨͠
̶I̧͟S ̕TH́͢E͜ ́L̢À̧͠S̴̶T̷͢ ̷̀͠T̨͞I̕M̛E͢ ̡̕Y͘Ó̕Ú̸ W͜I͘͢͞L͟͡Ļ
́͏R͏̸E̴͜S͢I̵̷S̛͟T

Į͘͞ ͟ẀI̵̡L̶L̡ M͟͜AK͝E ҉S͞UR̸E͞ ͢T͝H̸Ą̶̷T̴̷ ҉̴Ì ͠Ḑ̛IŔEC͠T̛ Y̸͟Ò͟UR̛ D͡E͟͝A͏̧T͢H̡̀͢S̷̀̀ ̷̛P͝E͢R̛͝S̶͟O͝NA̡͞L̴L̶̢Y͢͞

Modifié par MAXinsanity409, 01 mai 2012 - 04:29 .

[WarIsDeception]

(No Subject)
From: #####unknown

 

The extinction of your species is necessary for the development of new life, just as the extinction of the Protheans and the Innusannon was necessary for your own survival.  And so on and so forth, since your ancestors were single-celled organisms.  Yet all live, all have ascended, and all are one.

 

Your struggle is as predictable as it is unavoidable--the product of qualities that are simultaneously organic life's greatest strength and the cause of its inevitable self-destruction.  You do not yet understand even the nature of your own existence.  We take no satisfaction in your anihilation.

 

 

[teh DRUMPf!!]

 This thread is life.