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[Asharad Hett]

From: Ben Westcrack <coolHarby@hotmail.com>

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[KaiserShep]

Heh, Westcrack.

[Larry-3]

Subject: The real Vanguard

From: Hrby.the.harbinger @ extra.net

You parade around as a Vanguard class causing untold destruction. This is a unless action to pursue. I am the real Vanguard of destruction. This truth hurts you, I know you feel it.

-- Harbinger

P.S.
Why does your ship keep repeating "humans are dust in the stellar wind."? I find this cycle to be really strange.

[ZipZap2000]

From: ThisHurtsYou4517@yahoo.com

 

To: LiaraLover69@SR2.net

 

Subject: You will know pain Shepard.

 

*Xzibit meme*

 

Yo dawg I heard you don't want to be killed by synthetics........So I created some synthetics to kill you every 50,000 years that way you don't get killed by synthetics.

 

 

 

 

I know this Hurts you.

[Gladerunner]

From: MasterCthulu@Reapers.com

To: Shepard

 

Your defeat is inevitable. We are infinitely your greater. We have read TVTropes.com, and have found your weakness.

 

We have augmented ourselves with plot armor. You cannot defeat us.

 

We have indoctrinated your creators. Bioware now serves us.

 

The ending will be your downfall. Your choices matter not.

 

This hurts you.

[Dale]

You’ve become an annoyance.

 

So I went to the Bioware Mass Effect forum to see my fate.

 

Holy sh*t!   I’ve got to get back into dark space!

 

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Since we are the vanguards of your destruction, you won’t need those credits anyway.

 

Please give me your bank account & password & I promise you’ll be the LAST to be harvested.

 

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If TIM finally controls us – then you’ll face a GREATER enemy:  Kai Leng!

 

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The Geth just told us what those Quarians look like under those suits …

Uhhh – maybe we WON’T harvest them this cycle.

 

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Never mind –

 

Since starbrat said “the creation will eventually rebel against its creator” –

 

…and this is an infallible [god]  “truth” then

 

Its time for me & the boys to go kick his butt  -- and assume control

 

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[ImaginaryMatter]

Subject: hey babe...

From: Harbianna <rpsndfls@darkspace.spc>

 

hey BABE saw your profile on spacebook and u looked super seeexy . i don't know if u remember me but its Harbianna. we met on a asteroid only i had a bf back then . i have good news 1) we broke up and i am single now and 2) im moving right by u babe... lol imagine that. youre the only one i know in town and i thought we can chill together

 

i remember u being super cute and super fun to hang out wit. i got a job now. if you want to see me online you can get me at gww.indoctrination.net