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[RinpocheSchnozberry]

Middle of wave 7. The asari adept bursts out into song: "Ooooo, baby I love your way, every day. Want to be with you night and day... every day." It cuts off as he realizes his mic is open. After a brief pause everyone else begins laughing. We're like... what the hell are you listening too while you're shooting Reapers?

[Kungfu Nando]

I may or may not shout "I AM KROGAN" everyone once and a while.....Or Biotic CHARGE!!!!

[TheBandit554]

LOL, I was playing against Cerberus:

Player 1: Whoa ****, they actually put up a fight!
Player 2: Really? OH **** ME ATLAS!!
Player 1: Is that a.... NINJA!!!?? OH MY GOD THERE IS A ****ING NINJA IN SPACE HELP ME *gets stabbed*
Player 2: What!?!?! NINJAS?!?! Oh wait, robot vs Ninja GO! *idiot tried to make tham duel, got blown up*

Me: *as body flies over my head* Hahahahahahaha XD Ninjas stand no chance against rockets!! *misses with missle but hits atlas*
Player 3: I got dis, they cant take melee *gets stabbed too*

Me: *dies from laughter*

[nwj94]

I quote sniper from tf2, (everything above your neck is going to be a fine red mist!)

Course I don't do it with open mic unless the game is friends.

[Goaliebot]

There was a girl in one round of bronze who left her mic open and was narrating and describing everything to someone in the room with her:

"ummm... and these guys are like... lumpy and stuff... I try to shoot them in the head but I don't know where the head is... oh gross! that bug thing had babies!"

It was pretty hilarious to listen to. She was a good player though.

[shepisavanguardgetoverit]

FierachEredasSoulchiou wrote...

"Alright guys, I'm going to be the sterotypical vanguard and charge off to die now"
"Damnit"
"Damnit"
"Damnit"

Hate to break it to ya, if your dying, then your doing it wrong.

GracefulChicken wrote...

"Dude, use Nova, you're a Vanguard..."

Vanguard dies

"Okay, well, I think you did it wrong"



And i've heard a few
"I havent finished the single player yet, but I heard theres 16 endings!" and I want to ruin their days and decide not to. Funny because it's sad.

rotfl.  Ya think?

Darkspwan hero wrote...

other player: damn u for taking all the kills
me: can u repeat that I am too busy killing over here

Guilty as charged : Geddit, you see what i did there?

TheBandit554 wrote...

LOL, I was playing against Cerberus:

Player 1: Whoa ****, they actually put up a fight!
Player 2: Really? OH **** ME ATLAS!!
Player 1: Is that a.... NINJA!!!?? OH MY GOD THERE IS A ****ING NINJA IN SPACE HELP ME *gets stabbed*
Player 2: What!?!?! NINJAS?!?! Oh wait, robot vs Ninja GO! *idiot tried to make tham duel, got blown up*

Me: *as body flies over my head* Hahahahahahaha XD Ninjas stand no chance against rockets!! *misses with missle but hits atlas*
Player 3: I got dis, they cant take melee *gets stabbed too*

Me: *dies from laughter*

Im gasping for breath here, can't breathe! Laughing to much, ribs hurt, hyperventilating. 

[Kopikatsu]

Guy: "Hey, behind you! HEY, GUY, BEHIND YOU! JESUS, LOOK BEHIND YOU!"

Me: "Ha...wonder who the soon-to-be-dead deaf man is."

And that's when I got grabbed by the Banshee.

[Beeno4Life]

"Atlas coming up the stairs."

"Atlas is down. 'Nother Atlas. And an atlas behind the Atlas."

"Wait what?"

[shepisavanguardgetoverit]

Kopikatsu wrote...

Guy: "Hey, behind you! HEY, GUY, BEHIND YOU! JESUS, LOOK BEHIND YOU!"

Me: "Ha...wonder who the soon-to-be-dead deaf man is."

And that's when I got grabbed by the Banshee.

Hahaha good one. 

[FierachEredasSoulchiou]

shepisavanguardgetoverit wrote...

FierachEredasSoulchiou wrote...

"Alright guys, I'm going to be the sterotypical vanguard and charge off to die now"
"Damnit"
"Damnit"
"Damnit"

Hate to break it to ya, if your dying, then your doing it wrong.

Hate to break it to you, but

WHOOOOOOSHHHHHHH

[coinop25]

Jumped into a game with a group of 3 strangers yesterday, and they invited me to party chat, so I accepted. They weren't talking strategy, though, just talking about underage drinking, mocking each other, and occasionally squealing in frustration. I muted myself and turned down headphone volume until the end of the match.

As we finished the game, I raised the volume and popped in to hear them teasing one guy: "Are you gonna have sex with her? Are you? Are you?"

So I jumped in: "Can I ask you guys a question? Why on earth would you invite a stranger to party chat and then talk about this kind of stuff?"

There was a pause, and one responded: "Maybe you want to hear about it. We're very open."

I guess I can't argue with that.

Modifié par coinop25, 29 mars 2012 - 01:23 .

[Bakakenny]

Goaliebot wrote...

I've gone to X-Box Live player cards between levels just to mute open mike players. I don't need to hear your argument with your mom about a torn poster.

I read that as "porn toaster", lol.

[jameshawking]

GhostV9 wrote...

People actually talk to their teammates?

Usually I'm greeted by silence if I try to say anything to other players.

[Kittstalkur]

IronSabbath88 wrote...

I was in the middle of a match earlier when someone's mic just starts echoing EVERYTHING in the game. I seriously had to stop at the end of the wave and take a guess at who it was.

I got it wrong...

So after another wave of that nonsense, I finally muted the correct person.

BETTER WITH KINECT™

[Star fury]

Kopikatsu wrote...

Guy: "Hey, behind you! HEY, GUY, BEHIND YOU! JESUS, LOOK BEHIND YOU!"

Me: "Ha...wonder who the soon-to-be-dead deaf man is."

And that's when I got grabbed by the Banshee.

Hah, I like this.

[jimmyw404]

Bakakenny wrote...

Goaliebot wrote...

I've gone to X-Box Live player cards between levels just to mute open mike players. I don't need to hear your argument with your mom about a torn poster.

I read that as "porn toaster", lol.

rule 34 in MY social network?

It's more likely than you think.


As for this thread...



FOR TUCHANKA! WAAGH HAHAHAHA!!

[MoeRayShep]

One guy kept on shouting out "FOR THE MOTHERLAND!" in between waves.

Another time our team was getting trounced in a gold wave.
Player: "Yeah, I don't think we're gonna make it this time. We're probably screwed."
Me (attempting Salarian voice): "Hold the line!"
Lulz ensued.

[teh DRUMPf!!]

Some ghetto dude was telling his daughter "stop jumpin on da behd!" but she keeps doing it anyway and laughing. Finally we get done with this game and in the lobby he's all like "that's it" and then a few seconds later you here this little girl crying. I didn't have my mic at that time but some other guy chimes in and says "hey douchebag, we can hear you beating up your kid."

Then this guy says "that's my daughter, she's six" like it's some sort of defense and the other dude's like "wow, congradulations, you beat up a six year old."

THen he left.

[Slyde1052]

Sorry, Gents...but I hope you don't leave your Kinect on, cuz if you do...this'll be blasting through my Mic for your enjoyment...I might even sing along.  

[Fucit0l]

-"Hey, here comes more of those tumor lookin.. um.. yeah. Those."

To a Vanguard- "Dammit! You know you owe me 3 bullets, right?"

Noob "Incoming grenade!"
Me "Well.. throw it back."
Noob "How you do that?!"
Me "Dunno."
Noob dies.

[Drummernate]

Le Vanguard: "I promise I am not a fail teammate!"

Le Me: "Prove it."

Le Vanguard: *Charges the first group of enemies he sees and dies.*

Le Me: "You know what you said earlier?... About that."

[ParanoidDrone]

Raycer X wrote...

I once had a match where the guys were talking about manscaping. No I will not explain it in a public post. That's why search engines exist. Look it up on google or something. But needless to say, it was awkward and I failed to try to change the subject.

Wat.

I've been in only 2 or 3 public matches where people actually used their mics.  One of them got me 2 more entries on my friend list.  Didn't talk about anything fancy, but I guess comptency and/or communication skills are in short supply.  (That sounded less condescending in my head, I swear.)

[Zenny Merc]

I've made a few new friends on live because of this game. I had a really great run, four or five matches, with a friend, his buddy, a random, and an awesome guy from England. We did have a few moments of silence when the fighting got intense but it was fun none the less. Mostly about beer, a pub, taking a game from a little brother, flying with a co-pilot and not having too..you know generally BS.

[Zenny Merc]

RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...

Middle of wave 7. The asari adept bursts out into song: "Ooooo, baby I love your way, every day. Want to be with you night and day... every day." It cuts off as he realizes his mic is open. After a brief pause everyone else begins laughing. We're like... what the hell are you listening too while you're shooting Reapers?

Now this...I now want to do this with but with the song from Exile - I want to kiss you all over. While being really off key.

[L4r90]

me: "Hadouken!" *fires Incinerate and killing of 2 banshees on gold thx to random AoE*
random: "KO!"
other random: "FINISH HIM!"
other random: "wrong game dude"
narrator voice: "top marks team"
whole team: *laughs*

...and that's how you combine ME3, Street Fighter and Mortal Combat with a good laugh^^