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[JohnDoe]

Mandalore313 wrote...

-Banshee !!!
-Challenge accepted.

in before someone starts using left4dead soundboards.. TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK ! (when spotting atlas)

FierachEredasSoulchiou wrote...

"Alright guys, I'm going to be the sterotypical vanguard and charge off to die now"
"Damnit"
"Damnit"
"Damnit"

"I HATE VANGUARDS " (bonus if someone does a good imitation of Francis's voice.

Modifié par JohnDoe, 29 mars 2012 - 06:09 .

[L4r90]

random teammate: "did you know that when you use Cryo Blast on a Cannibal, all you'd need would be a Carrot-nose to make him look like a snowman?"
*going around the corner and facing a random charging brute*
me: "Oh-mah-god-it's-Rudolph!"
both: laughing/ shoting

...realy dont know how i came up with that so quickly o.O

[Eckswhyzed]

Teammate: <incomprehensible>
Me: Can you repeat that when there are less rockets flying at me?

[shepisavanguardgetoverit]

I did a full vanguard run yesterday with a bunch of mates. After we had taken down 3 atlases by charge/nova spam, I came up with this line "Who needs a missile launcher - we are the missile launcher"

[Darkspwan hero]

shepisavanguardgetoverit wrote...

FierachEredasSoulchiou wrote...

"Alright guys, I'm going to be the sterotypical vanguard and charge off to die now"
"Damnit"
"Damnit"
"Damnit"

Hate to break it to ya, if your dying, then your doing it wrong.

GracefulChicken wrote...

"Dude, use Nova, you're a Vanguard..."

Vanguard dies

"Okay, well, I think you did it wrong"



And i've heard a few
"I havent finished the single player yet, but I heard theres 16 endings!" and I want to ruin their days and decide not to. Funny because it's sad.

rotfl.  Ya think?

Darkspwan hero wrote...

other player: damn u for taking all the kills
me: can u repeat that I am too busy killing over here

Guilty as charged : Geddit, you see what i did there?

TheBandit554 wrote...

LOL, I was playing against Cerberus:

Player 1: Whoa ****, they actually put up a fight!
Player 2: Really? OH **** ME ATLAS!!
Player 1: Is that a.... NINJA!!!?? OH MY GOD THERE IS A ****ING NINJA IN SPACE HELP ME *gets stabbed*
Player 2: What!?!?! NINJAS?!?! Oh wait, robot vs Ninja GO! *idiot tried to make tham duel, got blown up*

Me: *as body flies over my head* Hahahahahahaha XD Ninjas stand no chance against rockets!! *misses with missle but hits atlas*
Player 3: I got dis, they cant take melee *gets stabbed too*

Me: *dies from laughter*

Im gasping for breath here, can't breathe! Laughing to much, ribs hurt, hyperventilating. 

lol nice I see what u did but most of time when I see the  Vanguard charged its usually this
Vanguard: hey guys let me go all the way of here where it full with enemies and let me get kill so u guys can risk our necks saving me XP

Modifié par Darkspwan hero, 29 mars 2012 - 08:10 .

[Igipopp]

shepisavanguardgetoverit wrote...

Kopikatsu wrote...

Guy: "Hey, behind you! HEY, GUY, BEHIND YOU! JESUS, LOOK BEHIND YOU!"

Me: "Ha...wonder who the soon-to-be-dead deaf man is."

And that's when I got grabbed by the Banshee.

Hahaha good one. 

I always try to warn people, but in the heat of the game I often don't have the time to figure out their names like. 1122_2232Nooomncfadfaf333@@drtf why can't people just use normal names? Mine is Igipopp, so you can shout Igi, or Popp... 

[DamonD7]

Beeno4Life wrote...

"Atlas coming up the stairs."

"Atlas is down. 'Nother Atlas. And an atlas behind the Atlas."

"Wait what?"

Oh man, I've had those games.

"They're trying to decide who gets to kill us!"

[Kantham]

Mandalore313 wrote...

-Banshee !!!
-Challenge accepted.

-2 Phantoms, 1 turret, Krogan Sentinel melee build w/ falcon, Silver.
-Challenge accepted.

Modifié par Kantham, 29 mars 2012 - 10:11 .

[Calibisto]

I guess this qualifies as funny.

A guy lets his friend play a match and explains somethings while playing.
His friend is a decent player and and we're doing okay.
So his friends says: "Whoah, look at that yellow guy tearing through the soldiers"
I was playing a yellow Krogan, so that was me.
He explains: "Yes, a Krogan is pretty good at fighting"
Few seconds later I die from an overlooked turret and I hear him say:
"That is if their player is any good"

I could die from embarrassment.
It is bad enough knowing you ****ed up, it is even worse if you hear other people saw it too.

Modifié par Calibisto, 29 mars 2012 - 10:17 .

[NikkoJT]

Playing on Bronze, not sure which map (it wasn't Ghost or Glacier, that's all I know). Only one guy out of the three of us had a mic.

"Hey, [third guy's name], you gonna just f***ing stand there doing nothing?"
*Pause*
"Guess so."

I couldn't see either of them, so I don't know what he was actually doing, but it sounded hilarious.
(The third guy did seem to have a lag problem, he was skating around a lot, and not firing)
EDIT: derp wrong match

Modifié par NikkoJT, 29 mars 2012 - 10:48 .

[andomguy666uk]

This was from me in a game earlier today.

Mate "we're going to own this wave, it'll be the battle of a lifetime!"
Me "Yep"

wave starts, he gets blasted to oblivion by Geth Primes within 10 seconds

Me "You know this battle of a life time... turned out to be a very short one"
Mate "Just revive me already"

[Allattar1]

Most of the time on the pc its quiet. Then you get the occassional group who talk.

One guy explaining how he preferred one sniper rifle to another.

Then says
"Im getting a bit of wierd lag here."
My reply
"Im seeing it too, about half a second delay maybe more on registering damage."

Host has left restarting wave...


Or the silver match where I joined at the set up stage.  Noticed the guy with N7 rank 1, with a level 1 human soldier.

"hmmm, mate this match might be a bit tough for you"

Modifié par Allattar1, 29 mars 2012 - 01:14 .

[Klokos]

Die from a turret on Dagger from the first engi wave :

angry player : You F* noob, learn to watch out for turrets.
Right as he finishes.
Turret kills angry player
angry player : Oh *too much swear words*
Angry player has left the mission

[FeralEwok]

Don't know if this counts as banter really...

AdmiralCheez, two others, and myself all playing brightly colored krogan

Cheez: *insane laughter for 5 minutes straight*

[andomguy666uk]

Klokos wrote...

Die from a turret on Dagger from the first engi wave :

angry player : You F* noob, learn to watch out for turrets.
Right as he finishes.
Turret kills angry player
angry player : Oh *too much swear words*
Angry player has left the mission

Yep, we've all heard those players.

It's all well and good being told to watch out for turrets, but those engineers place them in some really nasty places

anyone, got another from a match with me and some randoms

random Vanguard player "okay, here they come... CHARGE!" - proceeds to dash and pummel the enemy line, for about 20 seconds, then we here "argh!!!! retreat, reatreat!". he reappears being followed by a large number of Brutes

[thegothman]

me and my friend with two randoms screwing around on bronze.

Me- Ahh its nice to relax and mess about in bronze for a change
buddy- yeah nothing makes u feel like a boss like owning things on bronze lol
Me- ****! where did that grenade come from?
buddy- what gren....**** ROFL
*buddy goes down, i loose my shields, randoms half die laughing at us.

[thegothman]

random Vanguard player "okay, here they come... CHARGE!" - proceeds to dash and pummel the enemy line, for about 20 seconds, then we here "argh!!!! retreat, reatreat!". he reappears being followed by a large number of Brutes

rofl

[Confused101]

My buddy surrounded by all kinds of nasty mobs: "I need an adult!"

Also, the term "kill stealing" has now been replaced with "saved your life". I'm about to Krogan smash some random cannibal when a sniper shot comes out of nowhere and kills him. My brother: "Saved your life bro."

And lastly, every so often we'll go on a 5 minute tangent on what the correct plural of Nemesis is. The conversation goes something like this: "Nemesi? Nemesisisisis? Nemos? Nemes?" For about 5 minutes.

[Lord Chun]

RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...

Middle of wave 7. The asari adept bursts out into song: "Ooooo, baby I love your way, every day. Want to be with you night and day... every day." It cuts off as he realizes his mic is open. After a brief pause everyone else begins laughing. We're like... what the hell are you listening too while you're shooting Reapers?

Do u play on XBL cuz that sounds like me I love that song!!!!!!!!

Modifié par Lord Chun, 29 mars 2012 - 01:43 .

[-Sxx-]

Most people seem to be quiet on the PC, despite apparently having a mic.

[Olaf_de_IJsbeer]

Confused101 wrote...

My buddy surrounded by all kinds of nasty mobs: "I need an adult!"

Also, the term "kill stealing" has now been replaced with "saved your life". I'm about to Krogan smash some random cannibal when a sniper shot comes out of nowhere and kills him. My brother: "Saved your life bro."

And lastly, every so often we'll go on a 5 minute tangent on what the correct plural of Nemesis is. The conversation goes something like this: "Nemesi? Nemesisisisis? Nemos? Nemes?" For about 5 minutes.

Nemeses.

I can die by Nemesis knowing that, in the end, I had it right.

[PCMN]

Getting a GREAT laugh from this whole topic, keep it going all!

[DOGGEH84]

Me : Oh theres a Banshee.

Friend : Where? *Runs round the corner and gets impaled on Banshee*

Me : There...

[BioJaegar]

Me as an Infiltrator, on Bronze, sometimes Silver.

I see a Phantom. Cloak. Heavy Melee.

"Revenge is a b****, ain't it, honey?"