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[Drummernate]

Le Me: *Throws grenade*

Le Cerberus: "Grenade incoming!" *Dies*

Le Me: "MAAAAAAN DOOOOOOOWN, WE GOT A MAN DOOOOOOWN, MAAAAAAAAN DOOOOOWN GRENAAAAAAAAAAADE!!!!!!!"

Le Other People: "Dude it is only a grenade."

Le Me: "Tell that to the dead guys"

Modifié par Drummernate, 29 mars 2012 - 03:15 .

[x-president]

99% of the time nobody talks in the matches. It must be a PC thing. I think it's mostly because people don't have mics including me.

But I do like to hear some good banter.

Modifié par x-president, 29 mars 2012 - 03:30 .

[dividedbyn1ght]

I joined a group already in progress, on wave 10 the 3 other teammates were waiting on the opposite side of the map, away from extraction zone. One of the players started playing while running too the extraction zone. I died because I couldn't control my character; I was laughing too hard.

[Kamuchi]

On pc and without a word said

Played a few rounds with a QI and when we hit the reactor, we took cover outside of the bottom stairs
Wave 9 or 10, we see our friendly krogan charge up the stairs when the wave came, 20 seconds later i was laughing my ass off and the QI must have aswell
The krogan came running back as fast as he could, they run fast to grab the first kill, but in retreat they can run even faster lol

So i look where our 4th guy is and he`s off some where else, look back at our krogan friend halfway the stairs and we go like "crap!"
Qi was looking at me, i was looking at the QI so we both knew we weren`t alone to see what the krogan was bringing with him, the entire spawn, every signle one of them rofl

Being the good sport as he was, he tried to buy us some time blocking the upper stairs with bashing the banshee so we could quickly kill it and the brute behind her to revive him and take on the ravengers and mop up the rest

Not a single word, but i`ll bet on it that we all thought exactly the same

[GGW KillerTiger]

 Team: They've got 2 ravagers, 2 brutes, and a banshee!
Me: Where?
Team: Over their!
My krogan: For tuchanka!!!!! Shields gone!
Ravagers explode
Brute: raw! -smack-
My Krogan: Shields gone!

So fun just pawning the big baddies of the reapers as a krogran using the revenenat, lift grenades, and melee Banshees still make my krogan leave messes on the floor but he still shoots em up like the rest of em.

[Mandalore313]

I occasionally say FIRE ZE MISSILES before firing a missile.

[andomguy666uk]

dividedbyn1ght wrote...

I joined a group already in progress, on wave 10 the 3 other teammates were waiting on the opposite side of the map, away from extraction zone. One of the players started playing while running too the extraction zone. I died because I couldn't control my character; I was laughing too hard.

You have just inspired me! Next game i play, I'm putting this on whenever wave 11 starts!

[dividedbyn1ght]

andomguy666uk wrote...

dividedbyn1ght wrote...

I joined a group already in progress, on wave 10 the 3 other teammates were waiting on the opposite side of the map, away from extraction zone. One of the players started playing while running too the extraction zone. I died because I couldn't control my character; I was laughing too hard.

You have just inspired me! Next game i play, I'm putting this on whenever wave 11 starts!

+1
You win my friend.

[Sinapus]

I got some laughter in response during a hacking mission on Glacier.

"Why are these places always death traps?!"

[Aarek]

Joined a random match with my Salarian Infiltrator, and didn't bother looking at what the other 3 guys were using while in the lobby. The game starts, and I'm the first to load so I move forward and turn to see what they are using. Next thing I know, 3 bright neon pink Krogans appear.

I almost missed the first wave because I was laughing too much.

[lacunista]

I used to play mostly Vanguard.

A: Phantom!
B: Oh God, he charged the phantom.
A: Dude, don't.  There's another one right next to it.
B: What are you...
lacunista (Melee) Phantom
B: Wow.
A: How are you not dead?
Me: Just gotta keep 'em in hit-stun with charge and heavy melee.
lacunista (Nova) Phantom
B: This guy is like some kinda ****in' melee-master.
A: Yeah dude.  He's the only person I've seen melee Phantoms.
B: ... and have it work!
lcaunista (Nova) Atlas
A: He's invincible!
lacunista was taken down by Assault Trooper
A & B: (hysterical laughter)

---

Me and three random guys decided to try a Gold run against Cerberus on Firebase White.  At around Wave 8:

A: It's rather nice to see a Centurion.
B: What?
A: It's just been a while, you know?  Atlas, Phantom, Guardian.  I can handle Centurions.  I missed them!

---

On the same Gold run:

A: Nemesis!
B: You mean Phantom?
A: Phantom!  Yes!  Sorry!

(seconds later)

A: Nemesis!  Phantom!  No wait, there's a real Nemesis too!  Two Nemeses!  PHANTOMS!  ****!

---

Again, same Gold run:

Me: Atlas coming from inside.
B: Need any help?
A: (inside with me) No, we got it.
Me: Atlas down... 'nother Atlas.  And another.
B: What?
A: I dunno man.  It's like a goddamn Atlas conga-line in here.

[Schneidend]

"Where'd that Phantom get to...?"
"I dunno. I don't see her an- GAH!"

[HolyAvenger]

Conga line haha. Nice.

[Singu]

Other three players dies trying to circle jerk a node at an active reaver spawn:
player 1: Revive me!
player 2: Revive me!
player 3: Revive me!
All: Hey man why didn't you revive us?
Me from my safe spot: My turn!

Modifié par Singu, 30 mars 2012 - 08:59 .

[andomguy666uk]

dividedbyn1ght wrote...

andomguy666uk wrote...

dividedbyn1ght wrote...

I joined a group already in progress, on wave 10 the 3 other teammates were waiting on the opposite side of the map, away from extraction zone. One of the players started playing while running too the extraction zone. I died because I couldn't control my character; I was laughing too hard.

You have just inspired me! Next game i play, I'm putting this on whenever wave 11 starts!

+1
You win my friend.

Well, I did it, and my god was it funny, we were all laughing for the next 10 minutes! I got requests to have the song on a loop for the next game!

[SuperHamzah]

I'm gonna go Bronze with a Drell, with some n00bs, play average then when they're all dead including me and there's only a few enemies left. I'm gonna revive myself then play a soundbite from the Matrix:

First the music when Neo comes back to life.

then...

"I know Kung Fu."

Or perhaps be a female soldier - and "You're terminated motherf***!" when going solo on a Geth Prime.

Or maybe the 1960s Batman theme as I mop the place up.

Or how about Nelson Muntz's "haha" from Simpsons when I get the kill for the Atlas.

[WestLakeDragon]

Whenever I'm int he Ravager juice I just yell out "ITS IN MY RACCOON WOUNDS!"

[heshkelgaii]

A friend and I had started in some random silver match to level my sentinel a bit for the upcoming weekend.

N7 lvl560+ Dude: "You're really going to bring a level 6 sentinel into silver?"
Me: "Yeah sure why not?"

Later in the match

N7 lvl+Dude: "Wow I figured you two guys were going to start the match and suck, then I look and you have both totally raped my score each."
Me: "Meh Geth plasma shotgun ftw!"

[gadna13]

Playing Reapers on Silver with 2 of my friends on Firebase Ghost, one of whom was playing for his first time with me and my other friend. We hear the sound of a banshee.

Me: Don't worry, Banshee's always go for [friend 1]
Friend 2: That's a relief
Friend 1: Oh jesus christ!!

And friend 1 comes running out of a room, Banshee hot on his tail. It was pretty great timing.

[andomguy666uk]

Decided to really annoy me friends when we arranged for us to play a session on Gold - they're first time trying gold - so aside from very tough enemies, they had no idea what to expect.

They wanted to play against the reapers - despite me warning them that they're the toughest enemy in the gold - so i decided to wind them up a little.

I turned on my mic, and at the start of wave one, i played a banshee scream from my PC. The result went as follows:

Friend 1 - "What!? A Banshee in wave 1!?"
Friend 2 - "Gold is meant to be the toughest, I guess they're not pulling any punches"
Friend 3 - "Yeah, but it wasn't like this in the demo - it was wave 3 before the Atlas mechs appeared if memory serves"
Me (playing innocent) - "hey, I did warn you that Gold Reapers was gonna be tough"

We hunkered down and carried on as normal. I didn't play the Banshee sound effect again. I played it at the start of every wave, until wave 4 when they finally realised i was playing it on my PC. We all had a good laugh until they finally met a real banshee... the end result was not pretty

[msngae]

Here's to the group I play Geth Gold with. Love ya incorrigible buggers.

Me: Does everyone except me have the Black Widow?
Q (N7 200+): Yep.
B:(N7 <100)  Yep.
A (N7 400+): Yep.
Me (N7 700+): Damn it.

Q: Quick, maybe if we total up our scores we'll be able to beat him, otherwise he may as well just have two of himself.

Spoiler: I had 147k, they had 67, 66k and 45k.

-B rockets a pair of primes and a cluster of hunters and pyros-
Me: Rockets are cheating.
B: So's the Valiant.

Q: Goddamnit it I want that Valiant.
Me: It's like you've got penis envy, only it's with guns.
B: And for the first time someone envies the Asian guy.

Q: Yay! I'm first!
B: What about Gae?
Q: He doesn't count, he's Asian.

Q: Wait, I'm first... Are you using the Valiant?
Me: Nope. Claymore.
Q: YES! I'll beat your score this time!
-5 minutes and a 5k lead later-
Me: Hey Q, check the score.
Q: GODDAMN IT.

Q: Man, biotics are amazing against Geth.
B: It's all fun and games until they bring out a platform named Fleming.
Q: What?
B: Antibiotics.

Q: Stop talking about the endings. Just let me hope Bioware will fix them.
Me: Well, I can't. You see, hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.

[Hepatitis Q]

Not banter, but kinda funny.

[xi ShadowWolf x]

This is by far my most favorite thread on BSN. I can't stop laughing. lolololol

"I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite thread on BSN!"

;D

[Sacramentum]

I joined in progress as a SalEng, and found three Krogan tearing it up on White. It was Rnd 3, so I took the high ground. Every single break between waves all three would run up and surround me while headbutting and playing clips from the Campaign. They were all bright 'feminine' colors too.
"For Tuchanka!"
"I am Krogan!"
"RAAAAWWWGGRRR"
Was pretty awesome

[Vipala]

never heard any funny banter booho
only angry kids yelling when they die
Maybe its coz i only play gold where everyone are teh "elitists" lol

Modifié par Vipala, 09 avril 2012 - 08:59 .