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[Vipala]

someone should play the ghostbusters theme when a banshee is coming

[KarmaZ]

YOU GORMLESS TOSSER

[MstrJedi Kyle]

"Banshee!"
"Where at?"
"Turn around."
"Oh crap."

[Magicman10893]

Quarian Infiltrator and hacking a turret
"Kill your creator, turret!"

Quarian Infiltrator hacking an Atlas/Prime/Hunter/Pyro
"Kill your friends, Atlas/Prime/Hunter/Puro"

"Grenade! Ssshhhhhhhiiiiiii-!"

Banshee teleporting towards me
"Nya-Nya-Nya-Nya-" (think of Zoidberg from Futurama)

[Eduadinho]

First ever game in the Multiplayer Demo.

"Hey guy behind you... revive me, come on man"
I proceed to walkover and heavy melee where he has fallen. Other teammate revives him.
"Well thanks I guess"

had my mic on permanently the other day. Dunno if it was the keyboard but one of the other people seemed to be pretty annoyed
Something along the lines of "You realise your mic is on right?"
Me: proceeds to turn it off for fear that i was pissing people off.

[Daodan]

msngae wrote...

Q: Man, biotics are amazing against Geth.
B: It's all fun and games until they bring out a platform named Fleming.
Q: What?
B: Antibiotics.

Wow, that one's really clever. xD

[Semibot]

A friend of mine bought the game just recently, he jumped into multiplayer with us right away without even touching the SP first, figured I'd mess with him a little since he started asking about each enemy types and abilities. It went along something like this:

Round 5 against the Reapers

**Banshee screams at a distance**
My friend: What is that?
Me: You'll see in a second, be ready.
**Banshee teleports right in front my friend**
Me: Don't shoot! just stay still! They're blind! Don't make a single noise or movement and she'll ignore you!
**Banshee grabs him**
My friend: Holy ****!! What the hell!!
**Stab**
Me: **Laughs hysterically**
My friend: oh my god, you ****.

Modifié par TheSemibot, 09 avril 2012 - 09:53 .

[Dark Dajin]

2 guys with mics in bronze pre-game lobby:
A (N7 120): What kind of cheat did you use?
B (N7 115): Holy crap, must not have a life.
Me (N7 860): Nah, just usually play gold with friends. Just want to relax a bit.
A: Yeah sure, cheat.

Wave 4:
B: Dude, that guy is owning.
A: And he said he was 'relaxing'.
(Score: Me: 22k, A: 10k, B: 8k, C: 5k)

Wave 6:
Me: Sorry for playing like c***, just laying back on the bed.
A: Really...
(Me: 40k, A: 12k, B: 10k, C: 7k)

Wave 9:
B: Dude, this guy is killing everything. It's all dead by the time I get there!
A: Yeah.
Me: Sorry, I'll stop shooting.
B: No, dude, help me, Atlas!!

10 seconds before extraction:
B: Dude, don't look, he's doubled all our scores.
A: That's not...oh..my..god..
(Me: 120k, A: 20k, B: 19k, C: 15k)

Had this stupid grin on my face whenever they made a comment like that during the game.
Sad thing is, I really wasn't trying to get kills and was holding back. Was pretty much stationary next to an ammo box.
I guess I really need to learn to hold back more with the human soldier...

Modifié par Dark Dajin, 09 avril 2012 - 10:10 .

[Awesome Tree]

Once stumbled upon two stoners and another gamer. There was a delightful conversation between the stoners which was centred around the Doritos shell from Taco Bell or something. Then there was heavy discussion about the ending, where the other guy starts talking.
Other Guy: You shouldn't be mentioning spoilers. Some people may not have beat the game yet.
Stoners: Shouldn't be playing the multiplayer if you haven't beat the single player. It's not like you haven't beat the single player.
Other Guy: I haven't.
Stoners: Oh. Everything we said we totally made up.

[Gornok]

I find that the mics makes it more interesting, especially if you are grinding to the same waves repeatedly. Especially if I go a few battles with you.

Most times you could alert those to the countdown, or simply have a good time. Don't see the purpose of yelling at another over a video game..

[Maestro of Fails]

My favorite one was when I was playing with a friend...

him-"Krogan Soldier with the Wraith AND the Black Widow???"

me-"Yup"

him-"Well I'll be playing kid icarus then."

[msngae]

Forgot a little gem from one of my silver games.

Q: So the giant glowing cockpit is the Atlas' weak point, right?
Me: No, it's the crotch.
Q: The what?
Me: SHOOT IT IN THE DADDY BAGS!

[I-am-Biwinning]

This thread is fun. It reminds me of the party temple thread.

[Mathy16]

Well I've played with somebody who either was an elder or just acted as one. I believe his GT was Rogue Elder. He was like super awesome:

"I'm going to stand here you guys, because my coffee is ready, I'll be back in a bit"

He was like talking in a very old-man voice and it was awesome. But after a while he didn't talk anymore.

[aletto]

Hepatitis Q wrote...

Not banter, but kinda funny.

xD
well, asari claim to be the most attractive species of the galaxy

[Kalas82]

Random silver or gold pug, can`t remember:

Krogan Sent owning hard and telling us how lame said difficulty is..he was realy good.
Then he tells us to stand ground and watch him.
He was realy proud, deserved kinda..but strange for a game..well.
The next thing i know all you could hear was f***** f****** f***** f****** and said Krogan ran straight past us, cluster of pyros and 2 primes at his back.
The whole scene and talk were so Indiana Jones i laughed my ass of.

But 99% of pug-matches i play are dead silent. Sometimes someone forgets to turn of the mic and hear what crappy tv-show they are watching or familiy banter in the backround..that`s it. Never had such a silent crowd in a mp-mode.

[afmn]

best thread on BSN.
wish i had something to share, but 99% of groups are silent

[Star fury]

“Humans are a blight on galactic purity. You sir! You are a blight!

[Paulus magintie]

Since I was playing Asari Justicar on Firebase Condor I was on Banshee duty.

Team mate: Banshee!!!!
Me: Ok give me a sec.
Some Krogan Vanguard: I'll get it "Charges" ......Maybe not "Dies" (3 times in a row XD)

Or in the same game on the extraction wave

Me: Alright everyone stick together and come by the Extration area its easy to defend.

5 Brutes, 2 Banshee, 4 Ravangers and a crap ton of other things sounding us.

Me: Ok, maybe not : RUN!!!!!!!

[ChickenHawk07]

Goaliebot wrote...

There was a girl in one round of bronze who left her mic open and was narrating and describing everything to someone in the room with her:

"ummm... and these guys are like... lumpy and stuff... I try to shoot them in the head but I don't know where the head is... oh gross! that bug thing had babies!"

It was pretty hilarious to listen to. She was a good player though.

LMFAO!! Dude, that's funny. 

[ChickenHawk07]

Mathy16 wrote...

Well I've played with somebody who either was an elder or just acted as one. I believe his GT was Rogue Elder. He was like super awesome:

"I'm going to stand here you guys, because my coffee is ready, I'll be back in a bit"

He was like talking in a very old-man voice and it was awesome. But after a while he didn't talk anymore.

Haha, I know that guy. He's on my friends list. He's awesome, and funny to talk with. He does have an almost "old world" type of speech.

[TheBanshee]

Just the other night, my team was getting mobbed in a hacking objective during a silver game (we didn't work the best together). One of my teammates goes down on the other side of the map, but we just have one more node to hack. Another guy goes down under a brute and two banshees are sitting by the node, so me and my teammate are trying to distract them long enough for one of us to hack it. I'm trying to aggro them away from the node when I see my teammate get insta-killed by a banshee. So I run off, freaking out because now I got all these enemies on me (a ravager and trash mobs included) with a time limit for this hack, and I try to get them all away from the node. But while I'm doing that, I see a message pop up on my screen from my teammate that just says, "YOLO." I was literally laughing like a maniac when I saw that come up.

But, needless to say, I was insta-killed when I tried to run back and hack the node. So, yes, indeed. YOLO...

[shpaiderman]

*Kroguard grabed by banshee
*Salarian widows and kroguard released from imminent abortion
Yell follows: "Salarians to the rescue!"

[N7Kopper]

*playing a pickup group on geth Gold with a geth and two salarians with my shotty QI*
Me: Huh, I'm the only one up? B*tch please I'm an Infiltrator. *Revives everyone*
Salarian A: I thought all quarian women were wh*res, but I guess I was wrong. She's actually doing something.
Me: ...If this weren't Gold, I wouldn't have saved you, you genocidal bosh'tet.

...yeah, we had a genocidist over here.

[Vakarian14]

All I get is American rednecks calling anyone who don't have a mic plugged in idiots and bad players. During the lobby they go and judge everyone weapons calling people trash for their weapon choices.

It's funny because at the end of say wave 6, I'm already on 75 kills and they are on less than 25. At the end of the game I turn on my mic, ask them to thank me for being carried and then leave.