How do you love Liara...
Well first I was all like "Ever since man first looked at the stars, he dreamed of making it with hot alien babes"
And then i was like "Well Ashley is a ****"
And then Liara was all like "You don't need to do that with me Shepard, i know this may be our last night"
And then i was all like "Hehe blue boobies"
Bear in mind I'm 16 at this stage... sooo yeah
So in comes ME 2 and I'm all like "Liara, it me, bow chicka bow wow"
and she's all like "No"
And I'm all "Whatever ****" but later I go "Why does it feel like my hearts in 1000 pieces?"
So then Tali's all like "Hey Shepard"
And I say "No, there is another" (At this stage I Left my IRL GF cause i felt like i was cheating on her, also she was a crazy ****, great in the sack but ****ing tapped)
And then LOTSB came out and she was all "Not now shepard"
and i was like "WHEN THEN LIARA!?!"
Then we killed that guy thing and she was all "If you just want to be friends"
And I was like "**** please, show me them blue ******"
and then ME 3 came, and Liara had some **** to do, but when i was down she was all "Hey" and when she was down i was all "Hey". and when **** hit the fan we were both like "Hehe, blue boobies"
So I think I love Liara because of blue ******.
Jks, Liara is my Waifu because she is loving and caring, a bit naive yet running a galactic information network, Distant but there when it counts, and god damn adorable. Oh, and in ME3, Liara with a Vanguard is the best double team ever. AND THOSE GOD DAMN BEDROOM EYES!?!
Blue ****** are a plus though
Modifié par SkitSkit, 29 mars 2012 - 03:53 .