The Worst Case Scenareo: April 6th, PAX
#1
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 03:37
Now, remember everyone, PAX is run by Penny Arcade. Enough has been stated on the creators of both Child's Play and PAX, let us focus on EA and Bioware.
What is your worst case scenareo?
Here is mine (and also what I actually think will happen).
The room is going to be filled with guards, probably one at every entrance and exit, with a few normal clothes guards in the audience. The first will be annoucements as to how great Mass Effect 3 has done at all major reviewing sites (we all know that huge kickbacks are given to all of these sites), and how many copies were sold.
The 'retake' effort will be brought up, but never mentioned by name. Something along the lines of "A few vocal critics" or "A vocal minority" will be mentioned, and the integrity of "video games as art" will be sounded off.
A fancy video will be played, showing off a multiplayer DLC which will introduce two or three new weapons, one or two new races for established classes. One or two new maps as well.
Question and answer session will go in one of three possible ways:
1. All questions will be written down ahead of time and put in a box, they will be reviewed and the 'softest' questions will be selected to be answered, none in the audience will be permitted to speak.
2. Plants in the audience will be selected, people who are known to the staff who were specifically flown out or hired to ask specific questions ("how did you get inspired to make the art for the game?" "What was your favorite moment"... you know, the useless questions that boil down to "Please pat yourself on the back for us").
3. Only the press will be allowed to ask questions, the same press that EA gives kickbacks to get better ratings on their games.
Anyone in the audience who speaks up will be probably met with overwhelming force from security. I know it may be extreme to say this, but I can forsee a tasering for asking "The wrong question."
Or worse, perhaps six burley guards mobbing one poor soul for asking "Why wasn't the ending more friendly to the color blind?"
IF questions are answered from the crowd, I expect answers like "I am not answering that question at this time" or "Clearly the ending went over your head".
Am I being pessimistic? hell yes. Tell us all your "worst case scenareos"!
#2
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 03:38
#3
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 03:39
Then they go on about their multiplayer DLC then announce Dragon Age III as a rail shooter with a set male character.
#4
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 03:40
I mean come on lol.
#5
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 03:41
#6
Guest_SergeantSnookie_*
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 03:41
Guest_SergeantSnookie_*
This is tense, guys. Worst case scenario, multiplayer DLC, or some "Phantom Phun" week or something.
Modifié par SergeantSnookie, 29 mars 2012 - 03:42 .
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Posté 29 mars 2012 - 03:43
#10
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 03:44
you ARE aware that the phrase "Don't Tase me, Bro!" was coined when someone asked the wrong question at a political event, right?
#11
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 03:44
then I say **** you and trade my Mass effect games for the Witcher 2 and some other games
#12
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 03:45
#13
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 03:45
magikbbg wrote...
Ubergrog, I thought you were describing a Obama town hall Q&A? Or GOP Primary Debate. - If I see that/read that about PAX, I'll have lost all faith in Gaming - if it gets as corrupt and asinine as the political circus we call government in the US. I'll find a new hobby.
I do confess, that is exactly where I got my "worst case scenareo" idea from
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Posté 29 mars 2012 - 03:45
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#16
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 03:46
The Angry One wrote...
They announce some condescending "clarification" DLC that explains to us just why we're too stupid to understand the endings. Which we have to pay for.
Then they go on about their multiplayer DLC then announce Dragon Age III as a rail shooter with a set male character.
I'm truly dreading that it really will be just something that tells why we should think it's good when it isn't. Or certain things will be filled in with the quickest thing possible that doesn't really help, like somehow the Normandy will be shown picking up the squad while still having enough time to get to a relay before things get colorful.
Actually, what would be worse is that the 'explantion" isn't even used in the game in any sense. We just get a written out message stickied in the forum.
Modifié par Greed1914, 29 mars 2012 - 03:47 .
#17
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 03:47
Ubergrog wrote...
I do confess, that is exactly where I got my "worst case scenareo" idea from.
I know, it's a damn shame so much of what we're shown is just a clever scripted show. Maybe they kept pushing reality shows so one day we can't distinguish between scripted tv/live tv. Who knows! but it's just a damn shame if Gaming industry stoops down that low man.
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#22
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 03:52
At the current trend from Bioware that does not seems to be so bad.UrgentArchengel wrote...
The worst thing. ME dies.
#23
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 03:52
magikbbg wrote...
I'm telling you if the whole show is phony, forget gaming it's become corrupt.
You guys are.. funny.
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Posté 29 mars 2012 - 03:52
#25
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 03:52
and new squad skins.





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