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Would you date an Asari?


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Emperor Iaius I

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Er. Yeah, probably not. Maybe if I was born after we had contact with them and were used to that sort of thing, but if we just discovered them tomorrow, there would be nothing in common. It'd just be an example of being weird for its own sake.

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Vataxa

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the thousand year thing is kind of a turn off... (for me, of course)
But, what the hell? Sure.

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F00lishG

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Sure. Hopefully with a body like Samara.

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OneWithTheAssassins

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Probably not, I'd be too busy trying to find a Quarian to date.

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Heretic-LV

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Asari dont make "duck lips" and dont use orange tan... and actualy have sense of style, unlike terran women these days, so i would go for asari for sure...

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Yeah, Asari are hot and what little I know about their culture, I like.
At the very least if we discovered them as a species tomorrow their asthetics would catch my eye.

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yesikareyes wrote...

Farbautisonn wrote...

-Pros: Ofspring lives a millenia.

-Cons: Ofspring isnt yours in a traditional biological sense and the ofspring wouldnt really resemble you.

I've been put on this planet to procreate and have the best possible time whilst Im here. Plus nothing boosts your ego more than seeing your own ofspring and especially the resemblence it has to you. So no. I would not date an Asari or any other alien species that differed significantly from mine. Which would likely be all of them.


Seems fitting that the Illusive man is your avatar... I actually read your post with his voice in mind :devil:


-Hahah... Well. Thanks. :D

#33
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Err... no. Not one to fantasise over video game characters so the thought of Asari in real life isn't all that appealing either.

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I am proably readding to much into this question but I would want to know if we had kids would they be in anyway be a part of me.... WOuld they be true Asari? Or would they be part human... I would think they would be exactly like they are in the game and I never really understud compleatly how their breadding or sex for that matters works for them....

Again I am drinking and proably readding way to much into this

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kaymarierose

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Yeah, I don't see why not.

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Phategod1

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Sure I'd embrace the sh!t out of her eternity.

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I think the real ***** about dating an asari would be figuring out which one's actually your girlfriend, considering they all have virtually the same physical characteristics with the exception of skin tone. I mean... Maybe it's just me, but that'd get extremely unnerving.

On the reproductive side of things, I could live with knowing my kids'll outlive me by centuries. Blood is blood, no matter what it looks like. Family goes a helluva lot deeper than just physical characteristics.

Emotional- At least she'd never get on my case for not expressing myself since she'd know what's going through my head.

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Well let`s take it down a notch we are talking going out on a date yes I definatly would, however a sexual relationship ?? I honestly don`t know,

Modifié par VAIOMANIAC, 29 mars 2012 - 07:37 .


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Faridle wrote...

Find the lack of concrete gender troubling and confusing, recommends caution, alien bacteria could be fatal. Also would recommend knowing the full extent of Asari biology and its working before commensing.

Personally wouldnt do an Asari without knowing the extent of risks and procedures. If we found MRs I would probly visit the Salarians and see their technology.


Mordin? is that you?!

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Fhangrin wrote...

I think the real ***** about dating an asari would be figuring out which one's actually your girlfriend, considering they all have virtually the same physical characteristics with the exception of skin tone. I mean... Maybe it's just me, but that'd get extremely unnerving.

On the reproductive side of things, I could live with knowing my kids'll outlive me by centuries. Blood is blood, no matter what it looks like. Family goes a helluva lot deeper than just physical characteristics.

Emotional- At least she'd never get on my case for not expressing myself since she'd know what's going through my head.


They don't all look alike, I can tell Dr. T'Soni from the rest. <3

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VAIOMANIAC

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AlienWolf728 wrote...

Faridle wrote...

Find the lack of concrete gender troubling and confusing, recommends caution, alien bacteria could be fatal. Also would recommend knowing the full extent of Asari biology and its working before commensing.

Personally wouldnt do an Asari without knowing the extent of risks and procedures. If we found MRs I would probly visit the Salarians and see their technology.


Mordin? is that you?!


For a second it sounded like Hunter S Thompson from fear and loading in las vegas.

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yesikareyes wrote...

Fhangrin wrote...

I think the real ***** about dating an asari would be figuring out which one's actually your girlfriend, considering they all have virtually the same physical characteristics with the exception of skin tone. I mean... Maybe it's just me, but that'd get extremely unnerving.

On the reproductive side of things, I could live with knowing my kids'll outlive me by centuries. Blood is blood, no matter what it looks like. Family goes a helluva lot deeper than just physical characteristics.

Emotional- At least she'd never get on my case for not expressing myself since she'd know what's going through my head.


They don't all look alike, I can tell Dr. T'Soni from the rest. <3


Allow me to rephrase. -Most- asari look alike in the traditional sense of some humans being dead ringers for one another. Some physical attributes (height, weight, bust, hips, etc etc) may vary, but I get the feeling most of them might get offended if you tried to ID them by their ******.

"I'm sorry Dr. Tsoni. I was just looking for your uh... Nametag. Yeah, your nametag, that's it."

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A chance to embrace eternity?

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Modifié par Selene Moonsong, 29 mars 2012 - 08:46 .


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I don't know. I have a lot of impure thoughts. The whole sharing of experiences bothers me.

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No
First I'm not really into woman, second I don't think Asaris are pretty with their blue scaled skin and their tentacle heads.

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Heretic-LV wrote...

Asari dont make "duck lips" and dont use orange tan... and actualy have sense of style, unlike terran women these days, so i would go for asari for sure...


Some "terran woman" don't do that either, you know? ;)

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Yes, they don't look scaled, they just have larger pores than humans. Biotics helps too.

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Fhangrin wrote...

yesikareyes wrote...

They don't all look alike, I can tell Dr. T'Soni from the rest. <3


Allow me to rephrase. -Most- asari look alike in the traditional sense of some humans being dead ringers for one another. Some physical attributes (height, weight, bust, hips, etc etc) may vary, but I get the feeling most of them might get offended if you tried to ID them by their ******.

"I'm sorry Dr. Tsoni. I was just looking for your uh... Nametag. Yeah, your nametag, that's it."


Also asari breast size increase with age so the method would not be reliable over time.

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The famous bards of Eiffel65 once made a song about the Asari If I recall correctly ;)

On a more serious note; Asari can only get daughters right? No playing soccer with my son then...*sniff*

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Glad to see a healthy bit of xenophobia and narcisism going on in this thread. *sigh* We really do have a long way to go...