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Would you date an Asari?


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#176
Sashimi_taco

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Iron Spetsnaz wrote...

Asari Maidens = No

Asari Matrons = Maybe

Asari Matriarchs = Definately yes

Matriarchs because they are in the last of their lifespan and some of them will want to spend the rest of that time with someone they will spend their last century together, that and I like space M.I.L.F's


Ha. I think that is the last thing Matrons want. 

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KyuzoS7

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ima find a quarian named tali and marry her.

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Iron Spetsnaz

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Sashimi_taco wrote...

Iron Spetsnaz wrote...

Asari Maidens = No

Asari Matrons = Maybe

Asari Matriarchs = Definately yes

Matriarchs because they are in the last of their lifespan and some of them will want to spend the rest of that time with someone they will spend their last century together, that and I like space M.I.L.F's


Ha. I think that is the last thing Matrons want. 



And your point is.....?

#179
i IIVIIorpheus

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The Asari would get smashed from Thessia all the way back to Earth by me.  Ardot Yakshi was even get it(would be my last time though)
pssst.....please don't tell me wife I said this things......Image IPB

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Yes all Asari are hot with perfect body, and can give you the best O in the world both mind and body.

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Iron Spetsnaz

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i IIVIIorpheus wrote...

The Asari would get smashed from Thessia all the way back to Earth by me.  Ardot Yakshi was even get it(would be my last time though)
pssst.....please don't tell me wife I said this things......Image IPB





HEY MRS i IIVIIorpheus, YOUR HUSBAND WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT HE WANTS TO BANG ASARI ALL THE WAY FROM THESSIA BACK TO EARTH

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This thread is shamefully typical for BSN.

#183
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Xarathox wrote...

Depends on what they got goin' on downstairs.


this and if it'll cause any health issues...
Not like I ever seen a fat Asari so they're already +1 in my book...
How many people already like lookin for somethin strange they never had before? Yep...about everyone...

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i IIVIIorpheus

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Iron Spetsnaz wrote...

i IIVIIorpheus wrote...

The Asari would get smashed from Thessia all the way back to Earth by me.  Ardot Yakshi was even get it(would be my last time though)
pssst.....please don't tell me wife I said this things......Image IPB





HEY MRS i IIVIIorpheus, YOUR HUSBAND WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT HE WANTS TO BANG ASARI ALL THE WAY FROM THESSIA BACK TO EARTH



I said DON'T  tell!  Don't!.....Image IPB

Modifié par i IIVIIorpheus, 29 mars 2012 - 08:33 .


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I definitely wouldn't date one. When it comes to doing something that may result in marriage, I'll be sticking with males. But I would very happily sleep with Aria specifically on the side.. and I know my hubby wouldn't mind.

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Iron Spetsnaz

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i IIVIIorpheus wrote...

Iron Spetsnaz wrote...

i IIVIIorpheus wrote...

The Asari would get smashed from Thessia all the way back to Earth by me.  Ardot Yakshi was even get it(would be my last time though)
pssst.....please don't tell me wife I said this things......Image IPB





HEY MRS i IIVIIorpheus, YOUR HUSBAND WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT HE WANTS TO BANG ASARI ALL THE WAY FROM THESSIA BACK TO EARTH



I said DON'T  tell!  Don't!.....Image IPB



Well, I am a bit of a renegade Image IPB *Waits for Mrs i IIVIIorpheus to beat the crap out of Mr i IIVIIorpheus*

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KyuzoS7 wrote...

ima find a quarian named tali and marry her.



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Actually, that's an interesting question.

Of course, if you hit it off with an Asari, why not act on it? As long as you're just dating, well, why not, but once it becomes serious, there are a number of issues to consider, both for you and the Asari. Just off the top of my head:

-She lives a lot longer than you, she can be 95% certain you die before her. If you really care about each other, that'll hurt. Your children will live far longer than you will.
-She lives a lot longer than you, so she'll most likely be about a 100 years old before she will be interested in you. Remember, Liara is 'young' at about a hundred-and-some years old. How would you feel dating a girl older than you, never mind several times over? Never mind someone with several degrees, all of them more advanced than anything you've studied, never mind what it is, because their society is more advanced? Maybe you can beat her on something like human psychology, Earth biology, Human medicine or local law, but in anything science related, she would be so far ahead, it wouldn't even be funny any more.
-Your offspring will look like her a lot, but not much like yourself.
-Compared to the Asari, Humans are primitives, with primitive technology, fighting wars amongst themselves. As far as I know, Asari only fight other races and don't wage aggressive wars. Wouldn't an Asari feel like she was dating a Neanderthal?
-Would Humans and Asari really be physically compatible, so to speak?

But as long as you're only dating, I think an inferiority complex would be in order on the part of the Human.

So... I dunno. Would depend on the Asari, I guess.

Modifié par TheCinC, 29 mars 2012 - 08:43 .


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Asari? No way. If it was a krogan though...:whistle:

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Mind sex, nah.
Maybe if she wanted to do it the "human way"

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Four words.

Hell yeah, i would.

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No, because it's never going to happend.

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Iron Spetsnaz

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Herald-of-all wrote...

Asari? No way. If it was a krogan though...:whistle:



Male Krogan or Female Krogan?

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Probably, yeah.

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suprhomre wrote...
Yes all Asari are hot with perfect body, and can give you the best O in the world both mind and body.

Keep in mind that humans also have perfect bodies in Mass Effect's 'verse.

TheCinC wrote...
-She lives a lot longer than you, she can be 95% certain you die before her. If you really care about each other, that'll hurt. Your children will live far longer than you will.

That doesn't bother me in the slightest and from NPC conversations; Asari are used to their mates not living as long as them. They have married and had children with Salarians afterall.

TheCinC wrote...
-She lives a lot longer than you, so she'll most likely be about a 100 years old before she will be interested in you. Remember, Liara is 'young' at about a hundred-and-some years old. How would you feel dating a girl older than you, never mind several times over?

This doesn't bother me either. I don't feel inferior to someone with more experience. They have so much to teach!

TheCinC wrote...
-Never mind someone with several degrees, all of them more advanced than anything you've studied, never mind what it is, because their society is more advanced? Maybe you can beat her on something like human psychology, Earth biology, Human medicine or local law, but in anything science related, she would be so far ahead, it wouldn't even be funny any more

Going back to what I said. So much to teach! Even though our tech is primitive, it shouldn't be impossible to learn hers. I also don't feel intimidated or inferior to someone with more learning. It is the time we spend together; not what we know.

TheCinC wrote...
-Your offspring will look like her a lot, but not much like yourself.

I don't see a problem with that here either. People adopt all the time and they still love their adopted children as their own. In this case, while you wouldn't directly contribute your genes, you will still have a daughter to love and raise with your wife.

TheCinC wrote...
-Compared to the Asari, Humans are primitives, with primitive technology, fighting wars amongst themselves. As far as I know, Asari only fight other races and don't wage aggressive wars. Wouldn't an Asari feel like she was dating a Neanderthal?

I would assume she would know that on the outset. I don't think this would impact a long-term relationship. Especially if I left Earth (and all its troubles) behind.

TheCinC wrote...
-Would Humans and Asari really be physically compatible, so to speak?

As the games and the books show; yes. They are compatible. Moreso than an Asari/Krogan pairing, but we see that it is possible for them too.

TheCinC wrote...
But as long as you're only dating, I think an inferiority complex would be in order on the part of the Human.

Not really. Not knowing is the best part of life. It is what scientists do. They love not knowing. Not only is it fun to learn the deeper mysteries of the universe, but not knowing means they still have a job to do. Love. Learn. Adapt.

TheCinC wrote...
So... I dunno. Would depend on the Asari, I guess.

This is true for any species pairing. Attraction is about personality more than anything else.

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Most certainly.

Scalpels wrote...

Attraction is about personality more than anything else.

That's why the vast majority of people are bisexuals.

Modifié par Maria Caliban, 29 mars 2012 - 09:16 .


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Yes, but I would never want children with one. Imagine getting old and wrinkly while your girlfriend/wife never seems to age and you die before your daughter ever hits maturity. And even if you live that long you'll be a walking corpse, the horror.

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No comparison. Asari or human? Asari, every time.

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Maria Caliban wrote...

Most certainly.

Scalpels wrote...

Attraction is about personality more than anything else.

That's why the vast majority of people are bisexuals.


-I think thats abit of an... hyperbole.

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Maria Caliban wrote...
Most certainly.

Scalpels wrote...
Attraction is about personality more than anything else.

That's why the vast majority of people are bisexuals.

If personalities were homogenous I think you might be right. However, personalities are all over the place and attraction may not take place is a personality is primarily masculine or feminine or if it is too emotional or too rational. The list goes on a length and all of it is subject to change.

Attraction is a complex subject. Scientists have studied it at length without really getting anywhere.