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[SofieShepard]

<--- Good guy vanguard

[FiGhTiNCoWBoY]

I'm a blend of the Unsung Hero and WTF that works guy.

[Gterror2]

Im the Scoreboard Guy... and The Vanguard with imputiny

Modifié par Gterror2, 29 mars 2012 - 08:11 .

[BioTick]

The Professionnal: He always joins the lobby last. Then, he guesses the very best top tier equipment and mods required against the faction you'll be facing... even though the game is on unknown enemy and unknown map. Throughout the match, he never says more than one word sentences. He barely answers any questions from chatty teammates. And when he does, it's with the utter calm of a seasoned veteran. "Yeah." "Hunter." "Turret." He never goes down, always plays for the team, revives everyone else at least once while under heavy fire and methodically proceeds to complete all objectives. In the end, he handily beats every other squadmate's score by a comfortable margin and leaves the lobby without a word, never to be seen again...

Modifié par BioTick, 29 mars 2012 - 08:22 .

[ShepardsAssassin]

 Can´t choose, or maybe I just don´t want to. 

But there is one special example I probadly never see again:
Serious Gamer: He has a N7 rank under 10, has a gamertag like "xXSniperXX" or in my example "Imaseriousgamer", he joins your game, when you all spawn he shoots at you, he is like WTF? and after few seconds he leaves the game and you are left to rot.

Modifié par ShepardsAssassin, 29 mars 2012 - 08:34 .

[Gterror2]

ShepardsAssassin wrote...

 Can´t choose, or maybe I just don´t want to. 

But there is one special example I probadly never see again:
Serious Gamer: He has a N7 rank under 10, has a gamertag like "xXSniperXX" or in my example "Imaseriousgamer", he joins your game, when you all spawn he shoots at you, he is like WTF? and after few seconds he leaves the game and you are left to rot.

yeah. sometimes i think i need a "friendly fire on button of awesomeness", especially when those are afk-ers in extraction wave.

Modifié par Gterror2, 29 mars 2012 - 08:37 .

[realgundam]

The businessman: go in front of an enemy and hand out a business card....

[Micksterz]

The Performance Reviewer: At the end of every game, he will analyze the scoreboard, informing you of your miscues and why you failed to score higher. If he is the top scorer he will state that no one could ever surpass him. If he scored in the bottom, he will declare that its because he played his support role to perfection, or that he was lagging, or that you stole his kills.

[Skittls]

What about the Derps at the last second guy?
Was just playing a quick match Gold vs Reapers game. We were on wave 10 and three of our guys had died, myself included. Our last player (a Krogan. It just had to be a Krogan) tanks through the entire wave on his own. This guy is destroying everything on his own. Then we hear "One enemy remaining". Natually, it is a Banshee. He unloads on this thing, after which, I imagine it was down to almost no "health" left. Then the Krogan, in his infinite wisdom, goes in for the heavy melee to finish the job. Needless to say, the melee didn't kill the Banshee and the Krogan immediately got instakilled.

[RafeDoubleR]

I'd say I'm the Unsung Hero on my Asari Adept, I like to use Stasis on Phantoms

[BDelacroix]

Center of Attention- This is a human vanguard with nova. They will use the entire play time running around doing charge and nova but ignore the team. Even if they fall right next to them. Any target you get a bead on will suddently be hit by this guy.

Lord help you if you have 2 on your team.

Modifié par BDelacroix, 30 mars 2012 - 06:20 .

[SeanThen1]

I definitely get a rivalry going on once anyone consistently kicks my ass on the score board.

[WhySoeSerius]

The troll
Dresses up his human vanguard like a cerberus trooper and spams shockwave at you throughout the match.

[Volpone]

The "Objectives Are For Suckers" Guy -- Usually encountered in pairs, you helplessly watch them ignore the objective and fail the mission after you flatline and are ignored until you bleed out.


The Late Ragequitter -- Likes to stick around until Wave 7 or so before he bails on you.  He gets bonus points if you had just saved the mission by finishing a wave solo.  

The Last-Second Savior -- When you're bleeding out and a Geth is lifting his metal foot to stomp you out, he blasts the jerk from just out of view, then runs in to revive you with three pixels of countdown left.

[Drummernate]

Micksterz wrote...

The master strategist: Every single wave you must adhere to the commands of this great tactitian, giving out orders for you to follow, almost like you are a member of his squad in single player. Make sure to save your abilities for when he tells you to use them, otherwise you must face his wrath.

The roll guy: Walking and running are overrated, this guy will roll to all his destinations. He will bait rocket troopers to shoot at him, banshees to grab him, phantoms to pierce him, all for the sake for his extravagant display of rolling. He is very fond of the drell rolls.

The grab guy: He will sit in cover for the entire game, waiting for that decisive moment to grab an enemy and pierce him with his omniblade in epic fashion. Unfortunately he will be clumsy with the timing and will eventually pop out of cover to melee the pyro burning him, and die. Fortunately he has an inexplicable amount of medi gels and will find a new base of operations to perform his signature move.

The Altruistic guy: No matter where you are or how many enemies are surrounding you, this guy will do whatever it takes to revive you. Even if he is in the middle of capturing an objective, he will cancel it in order to save his comrades. Favorite of the Vanguard with imputiny.

The Lone Wolf: Runs off to do his own bidding as fighting with a team is cowardly. While you are busy hacking an objective, surrounded by banshees and brutes, this guy will make sure that those pesky husks never reach you. If he is dying, you are obligated to revive him or he will quit the mission.

The Elitist: As soon as you join a lobby, you already see an [X] marked on your name. If you are not an asari adept or salarian infiltrator you do not have the privilege of playing with this person, who is usually a low-level sentinel. Because his N7 rating is high enough, he can do whatever he wants. Everyone below him in N7 is deemed to be a noob, anyone above him challenges his existence, and he calls them a no life loser.

The Scoreboard Guy: After every single kill or assist, this guy furiously mashes his tab key in order to see who has the highest score. If he is behind, he will pull out his missile launcher for the atlas on wave 4, or the group of geth pyros on wave 5. At the end of the game he will belittle anyone who is below him, and proclaim to those who are above that they stole all his kills, or that he was lagging.

The Rager: Before the mission even starts this guy is going insane, yelling at you for no reason. If you get a kill, he will accuse you of stealing it. If you complete an objective, he will yell at you for not doing it faster. If you are playing a low level character, he will yell at you. If you use a rocket launcher without his permission, he will yell at you. If you do not get into the hacking bubble immediately, he will yell at you. If you take his thermal clips from an ammunition crate (even though they respawn), then god help you.

Combine these few... and you have the most epic player ever.


EVER!!!!




(The master strategist who knows exactly how to roll to the next grab point. If you go down he will do anything it takes to get you back up before returning to his lone wolf grab-fest. If he goes down and is not revived before the enemy that killed him jumps over the cover, he will quit the mission. If you are a low level and not performing as well as him be prepared for some raging.)


I am definitiely the:

Master Strategist, Altruistic, Scoreboard Guy.

I do whatever it takes to win, but I don't use rockets unless it involves a credit mission. ^^

Modifié par Drummernate, 30 mars 2012 - 05:30 .

[TheKT]

The Girl
The one girl who plays multiplayer. When the guys on the team find out that she's a girl they follow her around and attempt to "protect" her, as if their amazing ME MP chivalry will make her want to meet them in real life.

Modifié par TheKT, 30 mars 2012 - 05:29 .

[Si-Shen]

Your list doesn't include the "sings nonsense into his mic" guy that makes you almost quit a mission because he is so annoying. >.>

[Sinapus]

BioTick wrote...

The Dead Coach Guy: He dies early. I mean real early. And now that he has some much spare time, he feels compelled to share his expert wisdom about the game, this faction and this map... His spectator status gives him invaluable intel about enemy position and great insight to complement your play style. You really should listen. He frantically proceeds to warn you about every possible threat... seconds after  And when you finally succumb to your wounds, he carefully explains how you could've survived... if you only had listened to him!

I'm close to this sometimes. Usually I just try to look in the direction the player I'm observing isn't and say things like "phantom coming up behind you" and such. Before they get into range.

Maybe I should try "you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a Phantom" or similar. Or maybe "Use the Force, <playername>"

[de3ex]

I enjoy being in a server with a drunken Brit. A lot of hilarious profanity used. So drunken players with mics should be a category. Well anyone under the influence of a substance for that matter.

[Republic190]

The closest type I am is the Altruistic guy, Unsung hero,and sometimes lone wolf just to finish the game faster.

[Techo Angel]

A Sentinel is often a Unsung Hero and That what I am...

[ZBaller]

I played too much GOW3 to NOT roll everywhere I go.

I have to roll, it's compulsive.

Also the Unsung Hero. I try to be THAT guy who actually helps the team.

[born2beagator]

Si-Shen wrote...

Your list doesn't include the "sings nonsense into his mic" guy that makes you almost quit a mission because he is so annoying. >.>

Sometimes it can be hilarious though.  Today for instance, I randomly hear peter girffin from family guy saying "butt scratcher!
:lol:

[TheDash]

The Mime - he may not have a mic, but that won't stop him from trying to communicate. Through a combination of camera control, bursts of forward-and-back movement, creative uses of abilities and (if he's an overacheiver) firing in Morse Code, this player will do his best to bring body language into the virtual world.

The Boulder - instead of taking cover or finding a vantage point, this boisterous specimen likes to strafe around wildly in the midst of the team while firing wildly at the oncoming enemy (bonus points if ihes a Krogan). Prone to disrupting lines of fire, blocking tactical movement, and catching explosive projectiles that would otherwise have sailed safely past.

[InstaShark]

Olympian, mixed with a slight amount of Fisticuffs and Grab.