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[Biotic Flash Kick]

I have done it. I have created the worst ME3 save possible.

I have killed off or made unavailable every single squadmate and earth has been bricked.
And now you can too!

If you really want to save yourself some time buy/use the genesis DLC in mass effect 2 but this is a save from me1 with a maximum death solution

I was a MaleShep [looks like that was my first problem. Huzzah for bad jokes!]
Also, I think there is a glitch
I was somehow a Paragon
Hmmm....

Important me1 choices:
Get Wrex killed
Romance Ashley
Rescue Kaidan on Virmire
Let Kirrahe get over run on Virmire
Let Parasini and the admin kill each other on noveria
Purge the feros colony and kill Shiala
Disconnect the council [only because Joker's commentary makes it even funnier each time]
Bring Wrex with you when you visit Fist
Don't help Jen in Chlora's Den
Chat up conrad and be nice [this gets fun]
Save the council but appoint Udina
Max out Lift on  Liara so you can make her kill her own mother so that lift makes Benezia's head hit the ceiling snapping her neck to the point her head is parallel with her shoulder
Save the rachni queen
Don't give Tali the geth data
Don't explore planets
If you do bring down the sky kill Balak

me2:
pick udina
don't do overlord, don't do shadow broker, don't do arrival
Don't help Liara hack the terminals
Don't do the alliance, cerberus Aria or Ish any favors
Do not upgrade the normandy
recruit everyone but only do certain loyalty missions
Leave Grunt in his Tank
Sell legion
as for conrad you can shoot him and tell to screw off or
hit and let him live... or help him...
build up some paragon [still don't know how i got so much paragon :/]
The only loyalty missions you should do are tali's samara's and mordin's but do them after you get the reaper IFF
attract morinth then in the apartment choose to save Morinth
mordin mission: kill maelon and destroy his data
tali mission: don't give them the data, tell them to go to war and then romance tali
Get drunk in the citadel until you pass out and wake up in the bathroom [very important]

suicide mission:
After doing the loyalty missions after you sold legion and getting the IFF maybe find an anomaly to make sure your crew is screwed

Thane, Kasumi and Jack should all be dead ala no normandy upgrades

in the collector base: send tali into the vents make zaeed squad leader
[something about zaeed making it out alive]
Scratch 6 of your total 12 squadmates. Halfway there!

Watch Kelly as she has a better fate then being shot in the face by a Cerberus trooper
Don't send anyone to escort Chakwas/crew

Biotic bubble: Miranda
Your squad: Morinth and Jacob
2nd squad leader: Zaeed again

Jacob and Zaeed die. 8 out 12!
You should only have Morinth, Mordin, Miranda and Garrus.

Take Miranda and Garrus to fight the human reaper.
Choose to destroy the collector base.
Kill human reaper.
Garrus and miranda die
Loyal Mordin + Loyal Morinth = Both Survive
They held the line.

Romance morinth until you get bored of all the game over screens

Now for the grand finale... ME3:
You have to make sure your EMS in less than 1000
Avoid doing many citadel missions, delivery missions or side missions, or N7 missions
Don't scan planets
Don't recruit Javik
Don't Let Eve and Wreav know about the sabotage, Sabotage the cure by shooting mordin 11/12

Eve dies, Wreav is dumb and Mordin is dead.
On the citadel purposely fail at convincing kaidan and shoot him to death. Then shoot udina. 4/7 techinically six if you don't count the frozen prothe'sicle

Romance Liara.
Tell Joker and EDI their love is wrong.

Support the Geth and kill the quarians.
Watch Raan shoot herself in the head. [Try not to laugh.]

Take James and Liara with you in london's final push, kill morinth [12/12] and watch them die from harbinger's beam 6/7 then pick the destroy ending killing EDI and nuking earth 7/7

Congrats. Every squadmate you had or could have is no longer available and Earth is a brick.
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Do I get a reward for the worst ME3 save or not? O:

Modifié par Biotic Flash Kick, 29 mars 2012 - 07:07 .

[Jake Boone]

you forgot to mention Morinth on Earth, but otherwise congratulations, you have created the absolute worst play-through I have ever seen.

[J4mes]

Do you need to visit that therapist talking to the PTSD Commando from the Reaper farm in Huerta Memorial Hospital now?

[Solaxe]

"Max out Lift on Liara so you can make her kill her own mother so that lift makes Benezia's head hit the ceiling snapping her neck to the point her head is parallel with her shoulder "

... what? o.o

Modifié par Solaxe, 29 mars 2012 - 07:06 .

[KingNothing125]

Pretty good, except killing the rachni queen in ME1 and then saving the reaper rachni "queen" in ME3 would be better (or more accurately, worse). They actually give you negative points for the crucible.

[The_Halo_Viper]

yes, you get the grand reward of getting to bury 12 squaddies. Oh and you also dead.

[Biotic Flash Kick]

Jake Boone wrote...

you forgot to mention Morinth on
Earth, but otherwise congratulations, you have created the absolute
worst play-through I have ever seen.

Nope i got her! 

Solaxe wrote...

"Max out Lift on Liara so you can make her kill her own mother so that lift makes Benezia's head hit the ceiling snapping her neck to the point her head is parallel with her shoulder "

... what? o.o

In my playthrough Liara killed benezia by sending her to the ceiling and my game spazzed out and benezia was insatnt killed [?] with her head at a 90 degree angle witht eh ceiling and I could not stop laughing.

The_Halo_Viper wrote...

yes, you get the grand reward of getting to bury 12 squaddies. Oh and you also dead.

It's like Christmas came early

Modifié par Biotic Flash Kick, 29 mars 2012 - 07:10 .

[Biotic Flash Kick]

J4mes wrote...

Do you need to visit that therapist talking to the PTSD Commando from the Reaper farm in Huerta Memorial Hospital now?

Oh yeah. I got her a gun.
Fun times.

KingNothing125 wrote...

Pretty good, except killing the
rachni queen in ME1 and then saving the reaper rachni "queen" in ME3
would be better (or more accurately, worse). They actually give you
negative points for the crucible.

Oh really?
I am still perfecting my terrible worst ever formula!

Modifié par Biotic Flash Kick, 29 mars 2012 - 07:13 .

[Sable Rhapsody]

This is amazing.

[Atrumitos]

OMG! In my playthrough Benezia's head got stretched (At the neck). It was like an anaconda was in the room, following me around!

I suppose Liara's lift had something to do with that xD

On topic, congrats you successfully failed as much as possible!

[O______O]

Funny, i'm doing the exact same thing except i'm still back on ME1, gonna buy Bring Down the Sky (Xbox, so it no free)

[MCPOWill]

Damn... kudos for failing so hard. Arguably failing (or succeeding, however you look at it) the suicide mission would be worse because no Shep on ME3, but then again, FailShep wouldn't be able to fail at ME3

[fle6isnow]

Might do this for the lulz. Thanks!

[Mr. Big Pimpin]

You should have saved Wrex on Virmire, then shot him in ME3.

Also, I'm not sure why you did those loyalty missions.

[Janus Prospero]

In ME2 you need 2 squadmates alive in order to survive the suicide mission. But if you can survive the suicide mission with Morinth and Zaeed and not have not done Zaeed's loyalty mission, you can then do Zaeed's loyalty mission post Collector Base and kill him at the end of it. This lets you have an ME3 import file with only Morinth alive.

Also, I think killing the council is way worse than saving them.

Modifié par Janus Prospero, 29 mars 2012 - 11:44 .

[nhcre8tv1]

I want this playthrough now

[Ravennus]

....and congrats on destroying the relays and essentially accomplishing the same thing that a 7000+ EMS perfect playthrough could do!

In fact, some might consider your ending happier since there aren't millions of aliens fighting over the extremely limited resources of a completely decimated earth! WOOOT!!

[jds1bio]

This is the caretaker playthrough for sure!

And as a bonus, it leaves much fewer unanswered questions than any other playthrough!

[Mike Shepard]

I've killed Benezia in ways that I just didn't see her "no light? they always said there would be a light. Oh..." scene. Probably the excess number of bullets/whatever ME1's guns fire (I still don't know to be honest) in her head and the face that the combined throw of myself, Wrex, and Kaidan stopped her from...surviving.

[Biotic Flash Kick]

Mr. Big Pimpin wrote...

You should have saved Wrex on Virmire, then shot him in ME3.

Also, I'm not sure why you did those loyalty missions.

i did them to kill time and make sure my crew was not only dead beyond dead and watch them die but because I needed morinth since her only appearance in me3 is as a banshee

I did mordin's to make sure i kill maelon and destroy his data ensuring eve dies

Janus Prospero wrote...

In ME2 you need 2 squadmates alive
in order to survive the suicide mission. But if you can survive the
suicide mission with Morinth and Zaeed and not have not done Zaeed's
loyalty mission, you can then do Zaeed's loyalty mission post Collector
Base and kill him at the end of it. This lets you have an ME3 import
file with only Morinth alive.

Also, I think killing the council is way worse than saving them.

Remember this is an ironic paragon failshep
As paragon as he is everyone he loves dies. [me1 ashley, me2 tali, me3 liara]
It reflects my hopelessness towards the endings.

No matter how hard i try or dont try
I get the same end :DD

And if zaeed is your final second person you cant kill him/let him die on zoyra

Modifié par Biotic Flash Kick, 30 mars 2012 - 01:47 .

[twisty77]

Dude. Uh. Can I offer you some sunshine and bunnies? Y'know, because that is just so sad.

And disturbing. o_0

[Kallind]

After that ME3 ending, I can actually sorta understand wanting to go back and do all this... Which color explosion is this one again?

[Lesbian Wood Elf]

Hey, at least there's no speculation!

[swn32]

Janus Prospero wrote...

In ME2 you need 2 squadmates alive in order to survive the suicide mission. But if you can survive the suicide mission with Morinth and Zaeed and not have not done Zaeed's loyalty mission, you can then do Zaeed's loyalty mission post Collector Base and kill him at the end of it. This lets you have an ME3 import file with only Morinth alive.

Also, I think killing the council is way worse than saving them.

You do not get the option to kill zaeed if you have only 2 members in your squad.

[mad825]

Save the rachni queen

Erm, this is bad?
Either way rachni come back however the artificial rachni are more inherently evil.