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[Carlthestrange]

Zemore wrote...
YOUVE GOT NOTHING! ADMIT IT YOU BIG STUPID CUTTLEFISH!?

THIS HURTS YOU.

*Reaper Trollface*

[ibage]

So what exactly is the deal with dark energy? It seemed pretty important. Are you guys worried that it might get out of hand? And if it does, how will you all take to possibly being stuck in another dimension populated with nothing but some sort of extreme super reapers that could end you?

[Carlthestrange]

Master_Anthony wrote...

If Reapers are organic races 'ascended' to a higher lift; what was the name of your race?

WE DO NOT HAVE THAT KNOWLEGE IN OUR DATABANKS. BIOWARE DID NOT WRITE IT IN THE SCRIPT. I WIL BE IN MY TRAILER.

[Turkeysock]

Carlthestrange wrote...

Turkeysock wrote...

Harbinger, isn't it true that you were the one behind the plans for the Human Reaper, and if so, how do you justify it looking so stupid?

IT IS DIFFICULT TO DRAW DECENT PLANS UP WITH COLLECTOR HANDS. THE DRAWING, WE ADMIT, WAS NOT OUR BEST...

I have photographic proof that you made it up at the last minute!

[Carlthestrange]

ibage wrote...

So what exactly is the deal with dark energy? It seemed pretty important. Are you guys worried that it might get out of hand? And if it does, how will you all take to possibly being stuck in another dimension populated with nothing but some sort of extreme super reapers that could end you?

IT IS ALREADY OUT OF HAND. AS WE SPEAK, YOUR GALAXY IS FILLING WITH YET MORE PLOTHOLES... AND IF WE DO NOT ACT SOON, THE GALAXY WILL BECOME ONE GIANT PLOTHOLE.

[Sev5]

How did you plan on defeating Niftu Cal, otherwise known as The great wind, if you were to defeat Shepard on Earth?

[Carlthestrange]

vivaladricas wrote...

Harbinger why are you such a freaking boss?

WE JUST ARE. LIKE A BOSS.

[Carlthestrange]

Turkeysock wrote...

I have photographic proof that you made it up at the last minute!

WE SHALL NOT DENY... MISTAKES WERE MADE.

[Carlthestrange]

Sev5 wrote...

How did you plan on defeating Niftu Cal, otherwise known as The great wind, if you were to defeat Shepard on Earth?

WE HAVE SMELLED HIS GREATNESS.

THIS HURTS US.

[chris fenton]

Harbinger, do you have binge eat when you're depressed?

[Carlthestrange]

chris fenton wrote...

Harbinger, do you have binge eat when you're depressed?

WE DO NOT KNOW DEPRESSION. ONLY THE CYCLE.

[Sev5]

Would you consider yourself the very model of a harbinger of destruction?

[chris fenton]

Harbinger, what size condom do you use?

[Zemore]

Carlthestrange wrote...

Zemore wrote...
YOUVE GOT NOTHING! ADMIT IT YOU BIG STUPID CUTTLEFISH!?

THIS HURTS YOU.

*Reaper Trollface*

... i what? you have 4 fingers and 4 glowy eyes .... that face is the same as every other face you pull .... at least assume control of something with an actual face

[Carlthestrange]

Sev5 wrote...

Would you consider yourself the very model of a harbinger of destruction?

YES. YES WE WOULD.

[Carlthestrange]

chris fenton wrote...

Harbinger, what size condom do you use?

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL SIZE.

[chris fenton]

Carlthestrange wrote...

chris fenton wrote...

Harbinger, what size condom do you use?

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL SIZE.

So Reapers have intimate relations?
LIKE WHAT YOU WISH TO DO SHEPARD?!

[Carlthestrange]

Zemore wrote...

... i what? you have 4 fingers and 4 glowy eyes .... that face is the same as every other face you pull .... at least assume control of something with an actual face

YOU FIGHT AGAINST INEVITABILITY. DUST STRUGGLING AGAINST COSMIC WINDS.

[Carlthestrange]

chris fenton wrote...

So Reapers have intimate relations?
LIKE WHAT YOU WISH TO DO SHEPARD?!

WE DO NOT LOVE SHEPARD.

BESIDES... WE WOULD SPLIT THE SHEPARD IN TWO LIKE LUMBER.

[sorentoft]

Why do your eyes resemble a smiley face?

[chris fenton]

Carlthestrange wrote...

chris fenton wrote...

So Reapers have intimate relations?
LIKE WHAT YOU WISH TO DO SHEPARD?!

WE DO NOT LOVE SHEPARD.

BESIDES... WE WOULD SPLIT THE SHEPARD IN TWO LIKE LUMBER.

You claimed you have been castrated earlier in the thread by the endings.
HARBINGER, YOU HAVE TOO MANY PLOTHOLES!

[ibage]

Carlthestrange wrote...

chris fenton wrote...

Harbinger, what size condom do you use?

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL SIZE.

So have you ever forgotten one only to realize you acquired scale itch? Were you the one responisible for the outbreak on the Normandy?

[Zemore]

Carlthestrange wrote...

Zemore wrote...

... i what? you have 4 fingers and 4 glowy eyes .... that face is the same as every other face you pull .... at least assume control of something with an actual face

YOU FIGHT AGAINST INEVITABILITY. DUST STRUGGLING AGAINST COSMIC WINDS.

i delete data like you on the way to more serious errors!

[Carlthestrange]

sorentoft wrote...

Why do your eyes resemble a smiley face?

IRONY.