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[Carlthestrange]

chris fenton wrote...

Harbinger, I lied. I have more questions.
How do you feel about being called Harby?

IT SOUNDS LIKE WE ARE BEING NAMED LIKE SOME SORT OF CHEAP CAR FROM TACKY RETRO MOVIES.

[chris fenton]

Carlthestrange wrote...

FellishBeast wrote...

Not to be a downer, but the Twitter account is way less retarded than this...sorry.

(Don't care, having fun. )

(Ignore him, this is really funny. )

[chris fenton]

Carlthestrange wrote...

chris fenton wrote...

Harbinger, I lied. I have more questions.
How do you feel about being called Harby?

IT SOUNDS LIKE WE ARE BEING NAMED LIKE SOME SORT OF CHEAP CAR FROM TACKY RETRO MOVIES.

Harbinger: How do you feel about Tali's photoshop? 

[Casterdael]

Carlthestrange wrote...

Casterdael wrote...

I see I have destroyed your logic processor.

YOU HAVE NOT DESTROYED OUR KITTEN HUMAN, WE SHALL TURN YOU INTO PUDDING FOR OUR ROCKS.

You stated otherwise above. You don't have a kitten. 

[Asnine112]

C/D - you spent all of the time between ME1 and ME2, and all of ME2, attempting to "collect" Shepard's "DNA."

Modifié par Asnine112, 29 mars 2012 - 10:28 .

[SuperVulcan]

Which part of Earth was your most favorite to destroy?

[Coachdongwiffle]

Do you think the reapers should should of just put Sheppard in the Hunger games? I mean it makes about as much sense as what actually happened

[Carlthestrange]

chris fenton wrote...

Harbinger: How do you feel about Tali's photoshop? 

POOR EFFORT. BUT I EXPECT NOTHING LESS... FROM A HUMAN.

[Carlthestrange]

Casterdael wrote...

You stated otherwise above. You don't have a kitten. 

YOU ARE CORRECT HUMAN, WE SUFFERED A SHORT-FZZZT-POWER SURGE. ALL IS NOW WELL. YOUR DRY CLEANING WILL BE READY BY 5.

[VerdantSF]

The Angry One wrote...

Carlthestrange wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

Why do you say the Collector General failed, when you were assuming direct control, hence YOU failed?

WE ARE NOT BEING DRAWN INTO THIS DEBATE. WE SENT THE CHILDCARE CHEQUE, NOW LEAVE US ALONE.

Yeah about that. It bounced. Cheapskate.

LOL!

[Ubergrog]

Harbinger, is there any force in the galaxy that can defeat Jackie Chan in a home appliance factory, holding a baby, drunk, smiling and he's not looking for any trouble?

If you have tested this, who was the reaper that tried, and how did he fail?

[Carlthestrange]

Asnine112 wrote...

C/D - you spent all of the time between ME1 and ME2, and all of ME2, attempting to "collect" Shepard's "DNA."

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A CROWNING GLORY TO PLACE SHEPARDS DNA INTO THE HUMAN REAPER. SHEPARDS GENETIC CODE IS SUPERIOR.

[Carlthestrange]

SuperVulcan wrote...

Which part of Earth was your most favorite to destroy?

NORTH KOREA.

[Carlthestrange]

Coachdongwiffle wrote...

Do you think the reapers should should of just put Sheppard in the Hunger games? I mean it makes about as much sense as what actually happened

YOU MAKE A GOOD SUGGESTION. IF ONLY BIOWARE LISTENED TO THE REAPERS... AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THE ENDING, THEY DID NOT.

[chris fenton]

Harbinger, can I borrow about 3.50$?

[Carlthestrange]

Ubergrog wrote...

Harbinger, is there any force in the galaxy that can defeat Jackie Chan in a home appliance factory, holding a baby, drunk, smiling and he's not looking for any trouble?

If you have tested this, who was the reaper that tried, and how did he fail?

WE WOULD LEVEL THE FACTORY WITH OUR WEAPONS.

[Carlthestrange]

chris fenton wrote...

Harbinger, can I borrow about 3.50$?

GO OUT AND EARN TREE FIDDY YOURSELF, LAZY HUMAN.

[Coachdongwiffle]

do you really listen to that spacebrat?

[Carlthestrange]

Coachdongwiffle wrote...

do you really listen to that spacebrat?

WE HAVE NO CHOICE. HE ASSUMED DIRECT CONTROL OF US.

[chris fenton]

 Harbinger, how much do you weigh?
I think you're fat. And ugly. 

[Rain Gunji]

Harby, can I call you Harby? Anyway I have several questions if ya don't mind.

1. Boxers or Briefs?
2. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
3. What came first the chicken or the egg?
5. So did you get demoted or something? You once had direct control over the collectors, now you're just hanging out in London not fighting Shep... sheesh that's harsh...

[Carlthestrange]

chris fenton wrote...

 Harbinger, how much do you weigh?
I think you're fat. And ugly. 

WE ARE NOT FAT. OUR STRUCTURE IS SIMPLY SUPERMASSIVE.

[Coachdongwiffle]

Can you help lower gas prices?

[chris fenton]

Carlthestrange wrote...

chris fenton wrote...

 Harbinger, how much do you weigh?
I think you're fat. And ugly. 

WE ARE NOT FAT. OUR STRUCTURE IS SIMPLY SUPERMASSIVE.

Alright. Fatty. 
THIS HURTS YOU. 

[Carlthestrange]

Rain Gunji wrote...

Harby, can I call you Harby? Anyway I have several questions if ya don't mind.

1. Boxers or Briefs?
2. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
3. What came first the chicken or the egg?
5. So did you get demoted or something? You once had direct control over the collectors, now you're just hanging out in London not fighting Shep... sheesh that's harsh...

WHY NOT. EVERYONE ELSE DOES.

1. BOXERS.
2. IT PRODUCES SOUNDWAVES, SO YES.
3. THE REAPERS.
4. WHERE IS 4, PATHETIC HUMAN.
5. BLAME THE SPACE CHILD. IT MUST BE DESTROYED FOR THE SAKE OF THE REAPERS.