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[Carlthestrange]

Coachdongwiffle wrote...

Can you help lower gas prices?

WE ARE THE REASON THAT GAS PRICES ARE SO HIGH. YOU FAIL TO UNDERSTAND OUR PURPOSE. THEN AGAIN, SO DO WE.

[Carlthestrange]

chris fenton wrote...

Alright. Fatty. 
THIS HURTS YOU. 

WE CAN GET A DATE ANYTIME WE WANT.

[Rain Gunji]

heh... ooops typos abound in my questions

[Kreid]

Harbinger, I don't know if another organic asked you this but, how did you and your peeps move the Citadel to Earth in a few hours?

[Carlthestrange]

Rain Gunji wrote...

heh... ooops typos abound in my questions

YOU HAVE FAILED. YOU MUST FIND ANOTHER WAY.

[Carlthestrange]

Creid-X wrote...

Harbinger, I don't know if another organic asked you this but, how did you and your peeps move the Citadel to Earth in a few hours?

WE ASSUME YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH SPACE MAGIC...

[chris fenton]

Harbinger, do you think you're gonna retire to a beach after reaping the next civilization? You must be tired. Since you're fat. And cannot get a date

[Ticondurus]

Harby: What did you think of Sovereign?

[Rain Gunji]

Also I forgot this one... Who is your daddy, what does he do?

[Carlthestrange]

chris fenton wrote...

Harbinger, do you think you're gonna retire to a beach after reaping the next civilization? You must be tired. Since you're fat. And cannot get a date

THAT IS ENOUGH.

[SuperVulcan]

Are you attracted to EDI?

[Carlthestrange]

Ticondurus wrote...

Harby: What did you think of Sovereign?

A FAILURE. BEATEN BY THE HUMANS.

[Kreid]

Harbinger, are you going to feel awkward if Shepard assumes direct control? This might hurt you.

[Carlthestrange]

Rain Gunji wrote...

Also I forgot this one... Who is your daddy, what does he do?

THERE IS NO FATHER UNIT FOR REAPERS. WE ARE EACH A NATION, INDEPENDENT.

[Casterdael]

What do think about the Derelict Reaper? What was his name?

[Carlthestrange]

SuperVulcan wrote...

Are you attracted to EDI?

NO, BUT EVEN WE CAN'T MISS THAT CAMELTOE.

[chris fenton]

Carlthestrange wrote...

chris fenton wrote...

Harbinger, do you think you're gonna retire to a beach after reaping the next civilization? You must be tired. Since you're fat. And cannot get a date

THAT IS ENOUGH.

Worth it. *Drops dead*

[Carlthestrange]

Creid-X wrote...

Harbinger, are you going to feel awkward if Shepard assumes direct control? This might hurt you.

NOT REALLY, GIVEN THAT NO MATTER WHAT CHOICE SHEPARD MAKES, THEY WILL DESTROY THE MASS RELAYS, WHICH WILL DEVASTATE THE GALAXY, AND DO OUR JOB FOR US.

[Davnort]

who will win the super bowl this year?
and may i have a harbinger cookie?

[Coachdongwiffle]

Carlthestrange wrote...

Creid-X wrote...

Harbinger, I don't know if another organic asked you this but, how did you and your peeps move the Citadel to Earth in a few hours?

WE ASSUME YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH SPACE MAGIC...

this is the best response to any forum quesion ever.YES!! I am still laughing

[Carlthestrange]

Casterdael wrote...

What do think about the Derelict Reaper? What was his name?

THEIR NAME WAS BRIAN, AND THEY DIED FIGHTING THE DISNEY CORPORATION. A FAILURE.

[Carlthestrange]

Davnort wrote...

who will win the super bowl this year?
and may i have a harbinger cookie?

THE REAPERS.

AND SURE. TAKE ONE FROM THE TRAY.

[rizuno]

Dear Harbinger,

Why did you leave? Where did you go? I'm sorry, but I got back up and Marauder Shields was not enough to stop me. Were there space monkeys? Were there giant Reaper Space Monkeys that you had to go attend to?

[Coachdongwiffle]

Carlthestrange wrote...

Rain Gunji wrote...

Also I forgot this one... Who is your daddy, what does he do?

THERE IS NO FATHER UNIT FOR REAPERS. WE ARE EACH A NATION, INDEPENDENT.

If your are Independent then how does the space brat control you?

[Carlthestrange]

Coachdongwiffle wrote...

If your are Independent then how does the space brat control you?

...THE POWER OF PLOTHOLES.