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#351
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Carlthestrange wrote...

SuperVulcan wrote...

Are you attracted to EDI?


NO, BUT EVEN WE CAN'T MISS THAT CAMELTOE.

Harbinger, you are staring.

#352
Carlthestrange

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rizuno wrote...

Dear Harbinger,

Why did you leave? Where did you go? I'm sorry, but I got back up and Marauder Shields was not enough to stop me. Were there space monkeys? Were there giant Reaper Space Monkeys that you had to go attend to?


WE FLED FROM THE GIANT PLOTHOLE SPREADING THROUGH THE GALAXY, ONLY JUST MAKING IT INTO DARK SPACE, OUTSIDE OF THE PLOTHOLE WAVE. BUT IT WAS TOO LATE FOR THE GALAXY. IT IS NOW ONE GIANT PLOTHOLE.

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Dear Harbinger,

Can you explain why you take orders from a 8 year-old? I think he would order you to assume direct control of some Legos. How do you prevent that from happening?

Modifié par Jackal7713, 29 mars 2012 - 10:53 .


#354
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Jackal7713 wrote...

Dear Harbinger,

Can you explain why you take orders from a 8 year-old? I think he would order you to assume direct control of some logos. How do you prevent that from happening?


SPACE MAGIC.

#355
Carlthestrange

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SuperVulcan wrote...

Harbinger, you are staring.


SHEPARD COULD NOT BE LOOKING DIRECTLY AT IT, AND STILL BE STARING. THAT IS HOW OBVIOUS IT IS.

#356
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Why did you waste thousands of years trying to get through the Citadel Relay if it only took you 4 years of flying through dark space to reach us?

#357
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Cake or pie?
Chocolate or vanilla Ice cream?
Disney World or Universal Studios (if you were to vacation in Orlando Florida)?
And which was your most favorite race to reap?

#358
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who is your favorite pokemon?

#359
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Humans usually have a dominant hand. Do you have a dominant robotic tendril?

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http://social.biowar...5/index/2160825
You're doing it wrong

#361
Carlthestrange

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Coachdongwiffle wrote...

Why did you waste thousands of years trying to get through the Citadel Relay if it only took you 4 years of flying through dark space to reach us?


WE ARE LAZY.

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Carlthestrange wrote...

Jackal7713 wrote...

Dear Harbinger,

Can you explain why you take orders from a 8 year-old? I think he would order you to assume direct control of some Legos. How do you prevent that from happening?


SPACE MAGIC.


Another question.

Do the Reapers have to take turns Babysitting Starchild? :blink:

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Carlthestrange

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Alistair4Ever wrote...

http://social.biowar...5/index/2160825
You're doing it wrong


(If you can't enjoy the joke, please move along.)

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Dear Harbinger,

I like this girl but I don't think she knows I exist. I have considered assuming control like my hero (you), but I get scared and do a "Shepard".

Can you help?

#365
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Did you renegade Udina?

#366
Carlthestrange

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Shaedlance wrote...

Cake or pie?
Chocolate or vanilla Ice cream?
Disney World or Universal Studios (if you were to vacation in Orlando Florida)?
And which was your most favorite race to reap?


CAKE.
CHOCOLATE.
NEITHER.
ASARI.

#367
Carlthestrange

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Davnort wrote...

who is your favorite pokemon?


MEWTWO.

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Harbinger, a Krogan a Salarian and a Rachni walk into a bar....what happens next?

#369
Coachdongwiffle

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How did you make so many Banshee's if there were only 3 Ardat-Yatshee?

#370
Carlthestrange

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effortname wrote...

Humans usually have a dominant hand. Do you have a dominant robotic tendril?


MY 2ND LEFT ONE.

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Carlthestrange

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Jackal7713 wrote...

Another question.

Do the Reapers have to take turns Babysitting Starchild? :blink:


NO. HE IS TOO BUSY WEILDING SPACE MAGIC.

#372
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AlienSpaceBats wrote...

Dear Harbinger,

I like this girl but I don't think she knows I exist. I have considered assuming control like my hero (you), but I get scared and do a "Shepard".

Can you help?


HARVEST HER BODY AND PREPARE IT FOR ASCENSION. WE WILL MERGE THE PAIR OF YOU AS PART OF MILLIONS OF OTHERS IN A REAPER.

#373
Carlthestrange

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SuperVulcan wrote...

Did you renegade Udina?


NO. ANYTIME WE TRIED TALKING TO HIM, HE FOUND IT AN "OUTRAGE."

#374
Carlthestrange

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Creid-X wrote...

Harbinger, a Krogan a Salarian and a Rachni walk into a bar....what happens next?


THE REAPERS ARRIVE AND HARVEST THEM ALL.

#375
Carlthestrange

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Coachdongwiffle wrote...

How did you make so many Banshee's if there were only 3 Ardat-Yatshee?


CLONING.