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[Carlthestrange]

PsychoticBiotic wrote...

What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

42.

NO WAIT.

36.

[Carlthestrange]

ardias89 wrote...

Do you like cake?
Do you know a cumputer named Glados?

WE DO ENJOY THE ODD SLICE OF MR KIPLING.

...WHAT IS A CUMPUTER?! IT SOUNDS LIKE SOME KIND OF HUMAN TRICK.

[The Angry One]

Harbinger, why did you leave me in London? Don't you love me anymore?

[Flagta]

Harby, Y U NO ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL anymore?

[legion999]

Why didn't you shut down the relay network?
Why did you leave when Shepard was still alive?
How did you take the Citadel?

[Carlthestrange]

Flagta wrote...

If the superstars are sucked into the supermassive (black hole) how do you feel?

IF KIM KARDASHIAN IS ONE OF THE DEAD, WE ARE JOYOUS.

[brp1410]

                 

[ibage]

Did you know Anderson was born in London?

[Flagta]

Carlthestrange wrote...

Flagta wrote...

If the superstars are sucked into the supermassive (black hole) how do you feel?

IF KIM KARDASHIAN IS ONE OF THE DEAD, WE ARE JOYOUS.

I meant real stars, y'know the ones who make light ;D

Modifié par Flagta, 29 mars 2012 - 07:18 .

[Carlthestrange]

Karrie788 wrote...

Do you miss Sovereign? Do you feel lonely?

WE DO NOT FEEL "LONELY." WE ARE EACH A NATION.

HOWEVER, HE TOLD GOOD JOKES.

[Carlthestrange]

Turkeysock wrote...

Why did you steal my cookie?

YES. YES WE DID.

[Turkeysock]

Carlthestrange wrote...

Karrie788 wrote...

Do you miss Sovereign? Do you feel lonely?

WE DO NOT FEEL "LONELY." WE ARE EACH A NATION.

HOWEVER, HE TOLD GOOD JOKES.

Tell us a joke he said!

[Carlthestrange]

Shadrach 88 wrote...

Harbinger, the tanker drivers here in the UK are about to go on strike. Could you ASSUME CONTROL and make them work so I can have petrol again please?

WE HAVE ALREADY ASSUMED DIRECT CONTROL. WHO DO YOU THINK MADE THEM GO ON STRIKE?

[Red Dust]

Dear Harbinger

I've been very good this year, and I would like a ten speed bicycle and an N7 Stanley action figure with Kung-fu grip.

[Carlthestrange]

The Angry One wrote...

Harbinger, why did you leave me in London? Don't you love me anymore?

WE ARE SORRY... BUT YOU ARE ALWAYS SO... ANGRY. WE ARE JUST NOT READY FOR A COMMITED RELATIONSHIP. 

[Carlthestrange]

Flagta wrote...

Harby, Y U NO ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL anymore?

WE WERE WRITTEN OUT OF THE SCRIPT. IT IS AN OUTRAGE.

...WE HAVE ABSORBED TOO MUCH OF THE UDINA.

[Flagta]

Harby, You surely acknowledge any member of Muse as gods, don't you? Because if not you might really be wrong for the fi*cough* time of your existence!

[Mandemon]

Harbinger

Y U MISS SHEPARD!?

[Carlthestrange]

legion999 wrote...

Why didn't you shut down the relay network?
Why did you leave when Shepard was still alive?
How did you take the Citadel?

WITHOUT THE CITADEL, WE COULD NOT SHUT DOWN THE RELAY NETWORK.

WE... SAW THE ANGRY ONE AND HAD TO GET AWAY.

WE USED A PLOTHOLE EMITTER.

[Carlthestrange]

ibage wrote...

Did you know Anderson was born in London?

AS IF WE NEEDED TO BE TOLD THIS AGAIN... FOR THE 747th TIME.

[Karrie788]

Carlthestrange wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

Harbinger, why did you leave me in London? Don't you love me anymore?

WE ARE SORRY... BUT YOU ARE ALWAYS SO... ANGRY. WE ARE JUST NOT READY FOR A COMMITED RELATIONSHIP. 

The Angry One and Harby are my new OTP.

[Carlthestrange]

Red Dust wrote...

Dear Harbinger

I've been very good this year, and I would like a ten speed bicycle and an N7 Stanley action figure with Kung-fu grip.

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL. BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN. BURN THEM ALL. AND WE WILL GIVE YOU THE BIKE.

[Flagta]

Harby, Coke or Pepsi?

[Carlthestrange]

Flagta wrote... Harby, You surely acknowledge any member of Muse as gods, don't you? Because if not you might really be wrong for the fi*cough* time of your existence!

WE DO NOT LISTEN TO DEPRESSIVE CRAP.

[Mandemon]

Harbinger

Why in the name of all loving God are you working for walking plot hole called Catalyst?