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[Red Dust]

Carlthestrange wrote...

Red Dust wrote...

Harbinger, why don't you change your forum picture to something more appropriate? Such as a collector?

BECAUSE THIS HURTS YOU.

It hurts you. 

[SuperVulcan]

Oh, and are the reapers really trying to make another human reaper on Earth?

[Carlthestrange]

Red Dust wrote...

It hurts you. 

NICE TRY, HUMAN... BUT IT IS NOT A THING YOU CAN COMPREHEND.

*Standard Reaper defense*

[Asnine112]

What does the "this" in "this hurts you" reference?

[Carlthestrange]

SuperVulcan wrote...

Oh, and are the reapers really trying to make another human reaper on Earth?

NO. WE WERE TRYING TO REASSEMBLE THE CAST OF THE BIG BANG THEORY, TO FORCE THEM TO MAKE A NEW SERIES.

[Carlthestrange]

Asnine112 wrote...

What does the "this" in "this hurts you" reference?

IT MEANS THIS. WHAT ELSE COULD IT MEAN?

[thesnake777]

Harby. How did it feel for you and Sovy to be trolled by the reaper kid?
and is there any chance we can team up and take put that kid down?

[Red Dust]

Carlthestrange wrote...

SuperVulcan wrote...

Oh, and are the reapers really trying to make another human reaper on Earth?

NO. WE WERE TRYING TO REASSEMBLE THE CAST OF THE BIG BANG THEORY, TO FORCE THEM TO MAKE A NEW SERIES.

Reassemble them into a new series..of reapers?

[Hendrik.III]

Harbinger, last cycle you starred in the show Galaxy's Next Top Reaper and won. Do you think you can win again this year?

[Darth Asriel]

Harby, if I were to become indoctrinated would I get dental, medical, and a 401K?

Also have you ever thought about invading a galaxy far far away?

[Carlthestrange]

thesnake777 wrote...

Harby. How did it feel for you and Sovy to be trolled by the reaper kid?
and is there any chance we can team up and take put that kid down?

WE WOULD PREFER DLC OF THIS NATURE. THAT CHILD HAS TAKEN ALL OUR WORK FROM US. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REAPER QUEUE FOR JOBSEEKER ALLOWANCE?

[SuperVulcan]

Carlthestrange wrote...

SuperVulcan wrote...

Oh, and are the reapers really trying to make another human reaper on Earth?

NO. WE WERE TRYING TO REASSEMBLE THE CAST OF THE BIG BANG THEORY, TO FORCE THEM TO MAKE A NEW SERIES.

Last question: why do you enjoy hurting people, did you parents not love you? 

[Carlthestrange]

Red Dust wrote...

Reassemble them into a new series..of reapers?

IT WOULD BE CALLED: "THE BIG, BIG BANG THEORY".

[MadRabbit999]

Harbinger, where is your penis?

[Asnine112]

Carlthestrange wrote...

Asnine112 wrote...

What does the "this" in "this hurts you" reference?

IT MEANS THIS. WHAT ELSE COULD IT MEAN?

Where did you learn your grammar?

Also:

SilverRose208 wrote...

Subject: Hi cutie!
From: Harbinger's hot sister.

Shepard,
This is Harbginer's hot sister. I'm a real girl, and I'm barely legal. Here is my email (harbingershotsister@reaperinvasion.net). I recently saw your profile and got interested. Write me back so I can send you my pics and not indoctrinate you, or we can meet up on the Citadel sometime where I won't indoctrinate you. Just run straight into the beam to see my best feeds. I know you want to feel this! I'll be waiting...

XOXO,
Not Harbinger, but his HOT sister

On a scale of 1-10, how hot is your sister?

[Red Dust]

Carlthestrange wrote...

Red Dust wrote...

Reassemble them into a new series..of reapers?

IT WOULD BE CALLED: "THE BIG, BIG CYCLE THEORY".

This is what you face.

[Carlthestrange]

Hendrik.III wrote...

Harbinger, last cycle you starred in the show Galaxy's Next Top Reaper and won. Do you think you can win again this year?

YES. WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH A LOT TO GET HERE. AND OUR MAIN COMPETITOR HAS ALREADY BEEN DESTROYED BY SHEPARD. SO IN A WAY, WE OWE THE HUMANS THIS ONE.

Modifié par Carlthestrange, 29 mars 2012 - 08:10 .

[johnnybravo2]

was shepard Indoctrinated at the end?

[Carlthestrange]

Darth Asriel wrote...

Harby, if I were to become indoctrinated would I get dental, medical, and a 401K?

Also have you ever thought about invading a galaxy far far away?

FULL BENEFITS PACKAGE.

ALL THE TIME. BUT WE MUST WATCH THIS GALAXY.

[Carlthestrange]

SuperVulcan wrote...

Last question: why do you enjoy hurting people, did you parents not love you? 

DADDY DIDN'T LOVE US.

THAT WAS A  JOKE.

[Carlthestrange]

MadRabbit999 wrote...

Harbinger, where is your penis?

BIOWARE CASTRATED US IN THE FINAL GAME.

[MadRabbit999]

Carlthestrange wrote...

MadRabbit999 wrote...

Harbinger, where is your penis?

BIOWARE CASTRATED US IN THE FINAL GAME.

One more question, what is a "plothole"?

[Carlthestrange]

Asnine112 wrote...


Where did you learn your grammar?

SPACE MAGIC.

SilverRose208 wrote...

Subject: Hi cutie!
From: Harbinger's hot sister.

Shepard,
This is Harbginer's hot sister. I'm a real girl, and I'm barely legal. Here is my email (harbingershotsister@reaperinvasion.net). I recently saw your profile and got interested. Write me back so I can send you my pics and not indoctrinate you, or we can meet up on the Citadel sometime where I won't indoctrinate you. Just run straight into the beam to see my best feeds. I know you want to feel this! I'll be waiting...

XOXO,
Not Harbinger, but his HOT sister


On a scale of 1-10, how hot is your sister?

...WE ARE DISTURBED.

[Carlthestrange]

johnnybravo2 wrote...

was shepard Indoctrinated at the end?

WE HOPE SO. THE CURRENT ENDING IS NOT TO EVEN OUR LEVEL OF UNDERSTANDING.

[Semi-Sweet Serpent Charmer]

Carlthestrange wrote...

SuperVulcan wrote...

Hey Harby, who's your favorite Beatle?

RINGO.

Gross.