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Débuté par Carlthestrange , mars 29 2012 07:05

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#176
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Posté 29 mars 2012 - 08:26

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Darth Asriel wrote...

Did you always want to be a Reaper?

And if you weren't destroying/harvesting galactic life, what would you be doing?


WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A REAPER.

OUR HOBBIES INCLUDE FLOATING IN DARK SPACE, AND REAPING.

#177
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Posté 29 mars 2012 - 08:27

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Carlthestrange wrote...

Nachtdämmerung wrote...

Mr. Harbinger,

my name is Khalisah Al-Jilani, reporter for Westerlund News and my readers have some questions:

In the final battle for Earth you retreat from the Reaper fleet to defend a backdoor to the Citadel. Why did you install such a weak point in your defenses?

Is it true that you, after you've failed to kill Commander Shepard commanded Lt. Marauder Shields to do your job?

And one final question: you always said you would assume direct control...but isn't it a fact when Commander Shepard pick the blue ending he will assume control over you?


WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR DISINGENUOUS ASSERTIONS.

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.


+7 Renegade

#178
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Posté 29 mars 2012 - 08:27

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Carlthestrange wrote...

SuperVulcan wrote...

Okay, I lied that wasn't my final question. How come Sovereign had a cooler voice than you do?


SOVEREIGN WANTED TO BEGIN A MUSIC CAREER. WE DID NOT.

HE ASKED US TO DJ FOR HIM. SO WE DID. YOU MAY VIEW HIS TEST TRACK HERE.

After Shepard defeated the collectors and ended your plans to create a human reaper it was evident your reaping skills were not good as they once were, why not persue other ventures like being a DJ or an accountant?

#179
Zemore
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 08:28

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How do you know i feel this?

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Posté 29 mars 2012 - 08:28

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Mandemon wrote...

Carlthestrange wrote...

Mandemon wrote...

Harbinger

Are you a boy or girl?


WE ARE EACH A NATION, TOTALLY INDEPENDENT.

...BUT YOU MAY REFER TO US AS MALE IF IT MAKES YOU COMFORTABLE.


Funny I always tought you were a girl. You had such a... interest in Shepard...


I thought so too, such a gentle voice for a synthetic  afterall..

#181
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Posté 29 mars 2012 - 08:28

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Why is Sovereign asking us to touch his tra-la-la?

Are you worried about copyright infringement lawsuits?

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Posté 29 mars 2012 - 08:28

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Hello Harbinger! Damien from Tampa. My question is will the Rangers win the number 1 spot or will the Penguins overtake them?

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Posté 29 mars 2012 - 08:30

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ibage wrote...

Can you draw a picture of yourself with a funny hat?



Image IPB

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Posté 29 mars 2012 - 08:30

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Dear Harbinger:

I suspect that my lazy no good husband has been cheating on me. We've been married for 35 years. I've noticed he's made several regular unexplained charges on our credit cards each month and he's been spending an inordinate amount of time on his cell phone talking with this person back in New Jersey over the past several months. I called the number and a woman answered in a sexy manner. I hung up.

What should I do?

Puzzled in Philadelphia

#185
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Posté 29 mars 2012 - 08:31

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Mandemon wrote...

Funny I always tought you were a girl. You had such a... interest in Shepard...


WE ARE JUST ENEMIES... THAT IS ALL

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Posté 29 mars 2012 - 08:31

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MadRabbit999 wrote...

Mandemon wrote...

Carlthestrange wrote...

Mandemon wrote...

Harbinger

Are you a boy or girl?


WE ARE EACH A NATION, TOTALLY INDEPENDENT.

...BUT YOU MAY REFER TO US AS MALE IF IT MAKES YOU COMFORTABLE.


Funny I always tought you were a girl. You had such a... interest in Shepard...


I thought so too, such a gentle voice for a synthetic  afterall..


Yeah, I mean, Sovereign was clear male but Harbinger? I dunno, that voice so gentle... *hides before Harbinger sees discussion*

#187
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Posté 29 mars 2012 - 08:31

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vivaladricas wrote...

I miss ya harby :( So damn much, promise me you will trash talk me again one day. You can even kill my Shep, I would rather you do it than space magic.

Oh and:

He has an interest in Shep cause they are in love.  Its a beautiful thing. 


ALL LIES. ALL LIES. WE SWEAR.

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Posté 29 mars 2012 - 08:32

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SuperVulcan wrote...

After Shepard defeated the collectors and ended your plans to create a human reaper it was evident your reaping skills were not good as they once were, why not persue other ventures like being a DJ or an accountant?


BECAUSE WE HAVE TO FOLLOW THE SCRIPT.

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Posté 29 mars 2012 - 08:33

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Zemore wrote...

How do you know i feel this?


BECAUSE I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS... RIGHT... NOW.

#190
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Posté 29 mars 2012 - 08:33

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Asnine112 wrote...

Why is Sovereign asking us to touch his tra-la-la?

Are you worried about copyright infringement lawsuits?


NO. WE HARVESTED THE LAWYERS FIRST.

#191
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Posté 29 mars 2012 - 08:34

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SinZinDetta wrote...

Hello Harbinger! Damien from Tampa. My question is will the Rangers win the number 1 spot or will the Penguins overtake them?


THEY WILL ALL BE HARVESTED AND PREPARED FOR ASCENSION.

#192
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Posté 29 mars 2012 - 08:34

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Who's better at the Flux dance - you or Sovereign?

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Posté 29 mars 2012 - 08:35

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sH0tgUn jUliA wrote...

Dear Harbinger:

I suspect that my lazy no good husband has been cheating on me. We've been married for 35 years. I've noticed he's made several regular unexplained charges on our credit cards each month and he's been spending an inordinate amount of time on his cell phone talking with this person back in New Jersey over the past several months. I called the number and a woman answered in a sexy manner. I hung up.

What should I do?

Puzzled in Philadelphia


DESTROY HIM. LEAVE THE DEAD WHERE THEY FALL.

THEN GO STAY WITH YOUR MOTHER FOR A FEW DAYS.

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Posté 29 mars 2012 - 08:35

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Mandemon wrote...

MadRabbit999 wrote...

Mandemon wrote...

Carlthestrange wrote...

Mandemon wrote...

Harbinger

Are you a boy or girl?


WE ARE EACH A NATION, TOTALLY INDEPENDENT.

...BUT YOU MAY REFER TO US AS MALE IF IT MAKES YOU COMFORTABLE.


Funny I always tought you were a girl. You had such a... interest in Shepard...


I thought so too, such a gentle voice for a synthetic  afterall..


Yeah, I mean, Sovereign was clear male but Harbinger? I dunno, that voice so gentle... *hides before Harbinger sees discussion*


WE SEE EVERYTHING, HUMAN. WE ARE NOT IMPRESSED.

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Carlthestrange
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 08:36

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Asnine112 wrote...

Who's better at the Flux dance - you or Sovereign?


SOVEREIGN. WE DO NOT DANCE.

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Posté 29 mars 2012 - 08:36

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Carlthestrange wrote...

Mandemon wrote...

Funny I always tought you were a girl. You had such a... interest in Shepard...


WE ARE JUST ENEMIES... THAT IS ALL


Suuuuuuuuuure, riiiiight....

Carlthestrange wrote...


WE SEE EVERYTHING, HUMAN. WE ARE NOT IMPRESSED.


EEP!

Modifié par Mandemon, 29 mars 2012 - 08:37 .

#197
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Posté 29 mars 2012 - 08:37

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If you could play any sport what wou...... ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

Woah sorry blanked out for a second then... so yeah what would you play?

#198
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Posté 29 mars 2012 - 08:38

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SonicDragon27 wrote...

If you could play any sport what wou...... ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

Woah sorry blanked out for a second then... so yeah what would you play?


JUMP ROPE.

#199
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Posté 29 mars 2012 - 08:39

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Carlthestrange wrote...

SonicDragon27 wrote...

If you could play any sport what wou...... ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

Woah sorry blanked out for a second then... so yeah what would you play?


JUMP ROPE.


My gosh.... he's going to skip in the jump rope!

To the bunkers everyone!

#200
chris fenton
Posté 29 mars 2012 - 08:40

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Carlthestrange wrote...

Now for some lighthearted fun on the forums. I will now pose as Harbinger, answering questions as only a cameo part Reaper could. Ask Harbinger anything!

OR THIS WILL HURT YOU.



Harbinger, my girl friend cheated on me! What should I do?!
I already tried ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL of her personal life!
I even HURT her.
(joking)
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