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[Coachdongwiffle]

 You may know me as the Star-child or Spacebrat or some believe I am just a figment of your imagination due to Indoctrination. Regardless of what you call me I am here to answer some of your questions. (yeah I saw the one with Harbinger and loved it)

[AlienSpaceBats]

Dear Mr. Starchild;

What the f***!!!

[Ibecomedeath]

AlienSpaceBats wrote...

Dear Mr. Starchild;

What the f***!!!

Dammit, that's what I was gonna ask...

[warrior256]

To the Star Child: Why couldn't you just kill yourself and save us from this terrible ending?

[Coachdongwiffle]

AlienSpaceBats wrote...

Dear Mr. Starchild;

What the f***!!!

I understand your speculation but it is for your own good.

[gmboy902]

You're an AI, right?

This statement is false.

[sistersafetypin]

Dear StarChild... Why don't you sacrifice yourself and do the right thing?

[Coachdongwiffle]

warrior256 wrote...

To the Star Child: Why couldn't you just kill yourself and save us from this terrible ending?

It is not in my best interest to terminate my programming.

[LTKerr]

"What's your favorite color?"

[AlienSpaceBats]

Coachdongwiffle wrote...

AlienSpaceBats wrote...

Dear Mr. Starchild;

What the f***!!!

I understand your speculation but it is for your own good.

[flails at thin air trying to strangle the damned starchild]

[The Angry One]

Spacekid, I'd like to ask you about your take on evolution. I don't think it means what you think it means.

[eddieoctane]

gmboy902 wrote...

You're an AI, right?

This statement is false.

If he's anything like Santa, he has paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

[Coachdongwiffle]

LTKerr wrote...

"What's your favorite color?"

I prefer the color orange but do not worry because it would of lead to the same outcome for the universe.

[KustomDeluxe]

Why do the relays have to explode?
Why do you only give me 3 choices?
Why haven't you intervened before?
Why do synthetics always destroy organics?
Why do you kill all organics if synthetics always kill all organics?
Why can't I shoot you in the face?
Why are you the Citadel?
Why are you on the Citadel?
Why are you the Catalyst?
Why...Why...Why...

Are you a Reaper?

[Coachdongwiffle]

eddieoctane wrote...

gmboy902 wrote...

You're an AI, right?

This statement is false.

If he's anything like Santa, he has paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

This is a correct assumption

[Darth Asriel]

Starbrat, what the **** did we ever do to you to deserve that ending?

Also if you weren't busy ruining ME what would you be doing?

[emperoralku]

What happens when pinochio states "my nose is going to grow now"?

Modifié par emperoralku, 29 mars 2012 - 10:43 .

[rizuno]

Dear space-bratling
If you ARE the Citadel, why couldn't you just repair the signal all those years ago and bring the Reapers on through right on schedule?

[Coachdongwiffle]

KustomDeluxe wrote...

Why do the relays have to explode?
Why do you only give me 3 choices?
Why haven't you intervened before?
Why do synthetics always destroy organics?
Why do you kill all organics if synthetics always kill all organics?
Why can't I shoot you in the face?
Why are you the Citadel?
Why are you on the Citadel?
Why are you the Catalyst?
Why...Why...Why...

Are you a Reaper?

They explode due to sheer energy of the Crucible
Because I cannot count past 3 
Because I did not exist until the last 5 mins of ME3
Mostly due to flawed logic and bad programming from organics
To prevent them from killing all organics. 
I have no true face 
I was created this way
Because I am the Citadel
I do not know
Invalid question

No.

[Quotheraving]

Seriously?! That's your reason for eradicating Galactic civilizations?
Did you go to a special needs school?

[Coachdongwiffle]

rizuno wrote...

Dear space-bratling
If you ARE the Citadel, why couldn't you just repair the signal all those years ago and bring the Reapers on through right on schedule?

I did not exist until the end of ME3 and even if I did those repairs were beyond my control

[Coachdongwiffle]

emperoralku wrote...

What happens when pinochio states "my nose is going to grow now"?

He will be harvested for his own protection

[Coachdongwiffle]

Darth Asriel wrote...

Starbrat, what the **** did we ever do to you to deserve that ending?

Also if you weren't busy ruining ME what would you be doing?

You existed. and I would be learning my ABC's or watching the Hunger games I mean seriously great movie

[emperoralku]

Coachdongwiffle wrote...

emperoralku wrote...

What happens when pinochio states "my nose is going to grow now"?

He will be harvested for his own protection

I approve of this answer. You Catalyst should rule the Galaxy... oh wait.

[dreman9999]

Those open pits over there....If I throw you in them, how far would you fall?
I'm going to figure it out weather you can tell me or not.